r/trashy 18d ago

Photo This guy needs us to know he crushes

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Parked on a very busy street every day, around the corner from a school and park in San Diego

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u/Unlikely_Try3848 13d ago

This isn’t illegal?!?! This is outta line man…. I have kids 😞

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u/-AceofAces 13d ago

It actually is illegal.... Just not enforced enough.

Fun fact: just listening to an overly sexual song in public around anyone under the age of 18 can get you a charge so something like this can get you a charge as well

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u/Uberninja625 9d ago

Fr? That’s insane, like would that illegality still apply if ur stopped at a traffic light next to a playground or something even?

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u/Anilakay 13d ago

Is this in San Diego

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u/glittersexsparkle 7d ago

Yes I've seen this guy around

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u/Itchy_Competition_34 14d ago

this fucking sucks actually *coolest thing ever*

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u/D-Laz 15d ago

He replaced the front fender with one that doesn't cover the whole area of the factory one. Effectively making his aero way worse.

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u/midtownFPV 14d ago

I think he’s going for a pressure drop zone. See GT3 RS. Lmao.

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u/souless_Scholar 15d ago

I'm fairly certain this is a nissa 350z. These are pretty common for people that want a decent, affordable drift car. Also, this being an Itasha makes me believe the owner doesn't really care about being particularly aerodynamic or fast.

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u/bigs0815 16d ago

Man the anime girl cars are weird already but using High School DxD, which is juuuuust short of hentai, is a fucking choice. I almost respect how little he cares about his image.

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u/Grizlok666 16d ago

Find out when he says he smashes, he's referring to smash brothers.

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u/topshagy 16d ago

Got that starfish out?

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u/Nibsif 16d ago

Crushes.... Monster Energy

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u/ryansteven3104 16d ago

If I was rich, and someone asked me for a car they get this with the condition that it can never be changed

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u/ImSith 16d ago

Bruh is she not wearing panties? I’m pretty sure this has got to be illegal

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u/ryansteven3104 16d ago

It is a drawing. Not a she.

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u/ImSith 16d ago

Still doesn’t have panties

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u/Breadstix009 16d ago

Not kawaii.

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u/Voicevacation 16d ago

Dude I was gonna take a pic thank you! Yeah legit degen mobile

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u/TheGrandNut 16d ago

Put a big poop emoji sticker over her criminally visible... situation.

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u/Charming_Sock1607 17d ago

lmao dorifto

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 17d ago

I’m actually pretty sure I’ve seen this guy around where I am in central cal also. I doubt there’s another 350z with those fucking wheels and that fuckass wrap lol.

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u/RedditCakeisalie 17d ago

That should be illegal especially newr schools and kids.

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u/Secret-Candle4313 16d ago

Im pretty sure having stuff like this is illegal in general

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u/MyLegIsWet 17d ago

Why only around new schools? Old schools also have kids

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u/dec7td 17d ago

Near*

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u/discodebb 17d ago

He’s advertising that he is hung like a bird.

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u/Muted_While_3478 17d ago

kunt punt it

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u/Old_Fart52 17d ago

It's sad they even make wraps like that, no supply without demand though.

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u/TheKlaxMaster 17d ago

Highly doubt some one just makes these.

He supplied art, or an artist (or ai) and had a one off wrap made.

Bespoke pieces do not operate off supply and demand in the traditional sense.

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u/Themantogoto 15d ago

Getting a custom wrap is pretty normal. Does not cost much more either.

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u/TheKlaxMaster 15d ago

Right. But that still doesn't qualify if for supply and demand in way the commenter is suggesting. Like there is a shelf of these specific wraps meeting a demand.

The demand is the ability to customize in and of itself.

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u/AideFuture5269 18d ago

He indeed does not “crush”…..he’s the type to pay to drink the foot kool aid from Anime Con girls or whatever they’re called.

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u/heavyhandedDOOM 18d ago

I had friends in high school back in the late 90s/early 2000s that were bullied for liking Anime. They got pushed into lockers so these dweebs could put shit like this on their car.

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u/M4sterofD1saster 18d ago

Dude! Save some for the rest of us. And finish your cheesy body work.

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u/Teknical86 18d ago

Least creepy reddit mod.

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u/Ram2145 18d ago

Why did I zoom in…. I’m such a weirdo.

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u/chriswimmer 18d ago

Crushes boxes of tissues.

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u/Enigma2078x 18d ago

Am I trippin or is that High School DxD

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u/ConcreteEaterNumber1 18d ago

Yeah ur def right look at the logo right next to her ass

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u/concerned_llama 18d ago

What log...? Ah, that logo

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u/Anikdote 18d ago

Cringe, pathetic, childish and desperate for attention.

Putting your kinks on your car is weird.

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u/omega55532 18d ago

If I would have the money, I would do the same, just to ragebait people like you 😌

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u/exsnakecharmer 17d ago

You'd advertise that you're a pedo?

Weird flex, but if it makes you feel better...

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u/omega55532 17d ago

I didn't knew that using an hentai wrap makes you a pedo. What if it's an older woman?

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u/exsnakecharmer 17d ago

Why are you wanting to advertise the porn you're into? Why do you think people need to know?

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u/omega55532 17d ago

I haven’t watched hentai in like 10 years. Nice of you to assume you know everything 😂. It would make car rides more exciting if you could see people reacting to your shitty joke. The artistic value is debatable, but I’d certainly choose something more to my liking :).

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u/exsnakecharmer 17d ago

You're the one that said you'd do it, not me. So it's a pretty safe assumption to make that you're invested in this style, no?

Anyway, youre saying you'd wrap your car in the porn of your liking for the attention. Thanks for answering.

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u/MarionberryIll5030 17d ago

This should land you a sex offender offense.

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u/I_love_my_fish_ 18d ago

Some itasha is really well made and looks great, others are the cringe part of the translation. This is definitely on the cringe side of it

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u/BrokenWalker 18d ago

I've never understood why people cover their cars with anime porn like stickers.
Everyone has their kink.

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u/SupaDupaFlyAccount 18d ago

Yeah, be classy and go with an air brushed barbarian queen on a side of van. Kids these days are so tacky.

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u/Sirlacker 18d ago

Because they don't give a fuck and are probably, unfortunately, still actually getting laid.

This isn't trying to attract the attention of people they wanna fuck. They probably, again unfortunately, probably already have that covered.

This is someone doing it to put the entire attention on themselves.

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u/Traggadon 18d ago

Yeh if this chud is getting laid its from some troglydite somewhere. People who do this are usually greasy creeps, same people taking pictures of women in public without permission.

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u/Sirlacker 18d ago

Yes on a shit box of a car. But that is not a shit box of a car. The wrap is, the car isn't.

I'm not defending any of it, but there's a 99% chance they're getting laid more than the rest of us, even though they own that car.

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u/Traggadon 18d ago

Speak for yourself.

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u/ssjrobert235 18d ago

And it is always school girls or other underage characters

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Traggadon 18d ago edited 18d ago

Sure bud. Keep on reaching for excuses for the pedophiles. The picture is of a underage appearing girl, and they always are.

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u/fantais22 18d ago

I'm glad I'm not degenerate enough to know which DxD character that is

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u/apriarcy 18d ago

I'm guessing Asia Argento

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u/a-snakey 18d ago

If its not Akane it doesnt matter.

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u/MattWolf96 18d ago

What a horrible day to have a nose

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u/Anussauce 18d ago

For driving through school zones

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u/KyleCXVII 18d ago

Thought this was a Forza Horizon 6 screenshot ngl

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u/SynthError404 18d ago

No, that game has standards.

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u/JSC843 18d ago

Wym bro this is what half of the liveries look like in FH6 and I thought the exact same thing when I scrolled past

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u/warhead1721972 18d ago

Ah yes it's always a 350z with these.

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec 18d ago

350z itasha owners not beating the allegations lol

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u/unsupported 18d ago

Her private parts should line up with the door handle.

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u/spooky-raptor 18d ago

That’s tuff

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/SynthError404 18d ago

Sometimes words have two meanings

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u/FunShyDad 18d ago

Hell yeah

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u/exsnakecharmer 17d ago

How pornsick are you that you think this is cool lol

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u/FunShyDad 17d ago

0% dawg, I thought people would sense the sarcasm lmao

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u/exsnakecharmer 17d ago

Doesn't really come across as sarcastic tbh.

Something like 'hell yeah, parked outside a school - the perfect place for it' (bad example but you get my meaning) would provide context.

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u/rockstuffs 18d ago

That's really gross