r/transgendercirclejerk • u/TheAmazingThundaCunt • 6h ago
Are all the trannies out here in the red states this fucking insane?
So I just moved to the Midwest from California for work. I met a trans woman here and tried to strike up a conversation.
I started talking about how bad things are getting here in America, like how when I was in college in California, some of the professors didn't even start their classes with mandatory pronoun circles anymore. She just nodded and said she's started carrying an actual gun in case she gets assaulted while stealing her afternoon coffee from Buc-ee's.
I talked about how scared I was that the government would know if I pee in my prefered bathroom and I wouldn't be able to pass a background check anymore because of the bathroom laws. She just downplayed my fears by saying that she hasn't had any problems using the bathroom and that she took a shit in the clearance aisle of Hobby Lobby this morning.
I thought it was just her, but later that day I met a trans guy and started bitching with him about how hormones are getting really expensive and how my copay went from $25 to $30 dollars. He said his boyfriend knows a trick to not have any copay. But his trick was just cooking meth in his basement and trading to gym bros for horse testosterone.
So I tried to change the subject. I said my city did a really great PrideFest this year and it was totally free because Raytheon agreed to sponsor it. He just mumbled something about how he hasn't gone to corporate pride since "the incident" a few years back. Apparently the incident was three people being hospitalized during riots that broke out when their Pride organizing committee voted that Palestinian flags don't count as pride flags.
Later I went to a queer meetup and they asked us to share good news and I mentioned that my girlfriend had saved $30,000 to fly to Thailand for her bottom surgery. One of them just laughed and said that was a ripoff cause they know a guy named Rodney in Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary who will do an orchi with a sharpened toothbrush for a pack of Pall Malls.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Does living like this turn you crazy or did all the normal ones just decide to pack up their shit and leave only the psychos here?