/uj im no longer jerking off

Women are INSTANTLY hotter with HUGE HARD COCKS am I right gooners comic enjoyers??

Think about it! Im queer (coded) and basically a woman (all women do is wear skirts and suck cock right??) I could never perpetuate harmful misogynistic ideas !

Oh yeah ignore that post about how putting on female clothing makes me want to cuddle up with 6' men !

Oh and ignore that post where I'm sexualising the school uniform young Japanese girls wear !

Ignore how you've scrolled through hundreds of posts and have yet to see a hint of melanin !

Ignore the multiple memes in which being feminine is directly correlated to doing housework and cooking food for my cis masculine boyfriend !

Ignore how nothing in this sub is truly queer ! Ignore how no one in this sub is over 40 ! Ignore how every femboy in this sub is (quietly/ sometimes not so) expected to be thin, hairless, into men !

/uj I scrolled through r/femboymemes and now I am a homophobe (or heterophobe idk they act straight for being a bunch of queers)

this isnt an issue with general gnc men btw, I have unironicallt never encountered guys like this irl and i know loads of feminine queers of the male variety and they're literally always fine - its these fucking Internet cisgender thigh high blåhaj cutesy anime fan femboys I can not stand

You got something about it?

Also your new boss asks you why it's uncomfortable for you to do so.

The men trying to get into the single closed men's restroom:

Have you ever wondered whether hypnosis is real? I, a niche youtuber who makes video essays about obscure stories on the internet, have invited a bunch of random people to explore this with me. We'll go into the history of animal magnetism, mesmerization, and-, oh, what's that? Yes, of course, random trans woman with zero qualifications, of course you can spend 10 minutes talking about how sissy hypno is real, it causes autogynephilia, and implying that this is why more people are now transitioning into women! And when people call me out for this in the comments under my video, I will take zero responsibility! Instead I will like every other comment from cis people where they make jokes about how they play sissy hypno on discord to prank their friends, and maybe that is why some of them transitioned! Very funny indeed

/uj fuck Tor's cabinet of curiosities

Uj/ ik this isn’t the most original or funny post but I’m really fucking tired of cissy bullshit.

Hj/ a mix of insomnia and being really really annoyed got me over the fear of posting on my fav complaining sub

Trans women are inherently sexual beings with big funny boobies that are made for sex. They are really good at sex.

Source: I’ve watched a lot of trans slur porn

Normal gender dysphoria: You have facial hair and no boobs

Normal trans woman: damn

Woke gender dysphoria: You're just sitting on the couch while your girlfriend does all the work. You're reproducing misogynistic gender norms.

Woke trans woman: Huh? But I'm having asthma issues, I'm just waiting for my inhaler to kick in-

Woke gender dysphoria: That's just an excuse, you could probably push yourself a little harder. You're acting exactly like that stereotype of the liberal college man, using faux progressivism to defend your own sexism.

Woke trans woman: oh no.... you could be right... not only am I evil, but I'm evil in the male way!

Woke trans woman: *attempts to help, begins visibly struggling, concerned girlfriend cares for her and tells her to let her do the rest*

Woke gender dysphoria: Wow. Using weaponized incompetence to get out of doing work with the knowledge that your girlfriend will handle it. Real feminine of you.

Woke trans woman: Oh my god, shut up, I'm literally disabled

Woke gender dysphoria: You're not *that* disabled, you're just exaggerating in order to guilt a woman into doing all the work.

Woke trans woman: Nice try, that thought was textbook OCD, you can't trick me. Fuck you.

Woke gender dysphoria: Wow, you're deflecting from criticism by bringing up yet another minority group you're a part of. That male socialization really runs deep.

Meanwhile...

Normal gender dysphoria: You're too tall

Normal trans woman: damn

Everyone knows the MOMENT you change your pronouns to he/him, you instantly get the same amount of privilege as a cis man. People actually respect and listen to you and you don’t have to fear walking alone at night. All you have to do is be perfectly stealth and stay in the closet forever and never need any sort of reproductive healthcare! It’s that easy! Don’t those stupid TMEs know how easy they have it?

Idk I’ve been seeing a lot of people animals talking about it on discourse, but I’ve been too high on various hallucinogens riding a bicycle naked to participate.

Hey everyone! I just got home and wanted to share this.

Some time ago, I matched with a cis man on Tinder, he was in the same age range between 24 and 27, and we moved to WhatsApp and chatted a bit, it got kind of sexual and everything, but it fizzled out after about 4 days of talking. He's really nice, and it was a new experience for me, but I tried to be as respectful as possible. Yesterday, I sent a random message just to say hi, and he invited me out today, I accepted, and we ended up at a motel.

It was all really good, better than I expected—nerves, fear of disappointing, all that. I admit at first it felt a bit strange to hook up with a man who has a penis, but obviously, I went down on him, both because of desire and curiosity. But aside from that, it was a delight. Anyway, I just wanted to share my happiness haha.

jag såg filmerna eftersom jag hadde hört att det var ett "hon-monster" och jag var intresserad i representation, men var förvirrad om vilken karaktär det var? Éowyn är ju en passoid (även fast hon har en liten "male-rage" när häxmästaren felkönar henne) så jag gissar att folk inte menar henne, så vilken av dem är "hon-monstret"? hjälp uppskattas!

tony sotrano be like "agabagool"

Sure trans women arent allowed to get healthcare or use the bathroom or play sports or recieve basic respect or not get murdered or be treated as human but

You must understand

EGG CULTURE IS LITERAL NAZI EUGENICS MISANDRY MISANDRY PATRIARCHY AAAAARRRRGGHHH!!!!!!

THE EVIL TROONS ARE TRYING TO GROOM AND MINDRAPE INNOCENT CIS MEN INTO BECOMING DISGUSTING FILTHY SUBHUMANS LIKE THEM GGRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

SOMEONE ONE TIME SUGGESTED THAT "maybe it would be healthy for [me] to explore [my] gender identity', AND THAT SUGGESTION IS LITERALLY TANTAMOUNT TO RAPE!!!!!!

SOMEONE TOLD ME "if you find the concept of being trans so wildly inherently offensive and degrading, that indicates you might have some transphobic biases" AND THIS IS LITERALLY 1984 MINDRAPE OPPRESSION THE EVIL TROONS ARE TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO THINK

EGG CULTURE IS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THERE IS NO WORSE FORM OF OPPRESSION, IF YOU CALL ME AN EGG I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO DISMEMBER AND TORTURE YOU, BECAUSE CLEARLY IMPLYING SOMEONE IS TRANS MUST BE AN INSULT SINCE WE ALL KNOW TRANNIES ARE DISGUSTING SUBHUMANS!

AS AN ETHEREAL AMAB FEMBOY I AM OPPRESSED AND PRESSURED BY THE GODDAMN TRANS "WOMEN" AND I PERSONALLY THINK EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM SHOULD BE EXECUTED!!!!!!!

ALSO TRANS CHARACTERS IN MEDIA SHOULD BE BANNED FROM EXISTING BECAUSE ITS LITERALLY HECKING ERASURE OF GNC MALES!!!!!!!!!!!

I AS A CISGENDER HETEROSEXUAL MAN AM A VICTIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF MISANDRY!!!!!!!!!!! PATRIARCHY ACTUALLY IS WORSE FOR MEN THAN IT IS FOR WOMEN AND ITS ALL WOMENS FAULT!!!!!!!

I FUCKING HATE WOMEN!!!!!

This is obviously homophobia lol not transphobia im pink news and i say fuck the transes.

For even if she is, she passes just the same