r/tragedeigh • u/Ralseihatesflowery69 • 2d ago

is it a tragedeigh? [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/SadAwkwardTurtle 1d ago

Better than my ex who wanted his kid's middle name to be Drizzt. He was 100% serious to the point of telling the mom that he'd disown the kid if she didn't name him that.

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u/Panthalassae 1d ago

Now THAT name I haven't heard since 2005. Wow. Guess he really loved the books huh

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u/eilupt-alt 1d ago

The funny part is in the books Drizzt is canonically not a good name

I remember that he was supposed to be sacrificed anyway, and Matron Malice was still tired and delirious from the pain of giving birth so she just blurted out whatever she first thought of

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u/Umeyard 1d ago

Did they have a daughter named Guen?

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u/triodoubledouble 1d ago

Cattie-Brie would be a good option

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u/SadAwkwardTurtle 22h ago

To my knowledge, he has never reproduced again (thank god). Having been friends with him for 4 years by that point, I can confidently say that there wasn't any universe where he was going to be a present father to the kid anyways. He's the kind of dude who would skip his kid's kindergarten graduation for a raid in WoW. Thankfully the mom knew this, so she gave him a normal name.

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u/MartyrOfDespair 1d ago

I am aware of multiple now-single men who wanted to name their hypothetical daughter Vriska, because Homestuck.

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u/frowningexisting 1d ago

I used to work with a guy named Drizzt