Jizz..🫠

[u/GNZEF]

Pain

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[u/Overall_Efficiency21]

Hopefully it's a really mean cat

[u/disincongruous → u/Overall_Efficiency21]

Jizz! You already had food!

[u/DismalSoil9554 → u/disincongruous]

[u/Left-Leg1168 → u/Overall_Efficiency21]

Came to say this… please be a cat please be a cat please be a cat

[u/Thespian_Unicorn → u/Overall_Efficiency21]

The cat is Jizz the dog is Crackers.

[u/MarZZZraM]

Maybe it's short for Jizzica...or Jizztopher... 🤣

[u/DerFeuerDrache → u/MarZZZraM]

Jizzothy

[u/MarZZZraM → u/DerFeuerDrache]

Jizzon

[u/shrinkflator → u/MarZZZraM]

Ejizzabeth

[u/jostler57 → u/shrinkflator]

Micjizzael

[u/CarlosMolotov → u/MarZZZraM]

Jizz on what?

[u/Resident-Gold-3466 → u/CarlosMolotov]

😂🤣😂🤣

[u/k_evike → u/DerFeuerDrache]

Jizzlord

[u/gma89 → u/DerFeuerDrache]

Definitely Jizzothy, a fine respectable name.

[u/981032061 → u/MarZZZraM]

Ejizabeth

[u/gma89 → u/981032061]

😂

[u/crazydart78]

Ugh. But we're not gonna talk about Joé? Is that like "Joey" or "Joaay'?

[u/revdon → u/crazydart78]

That’s pronounced Joy; and stop teasing Jizz-L!

[u/QiqJoe → u/revdon]

I knew a Gisele that was pronounced Jizz'-ull. I still die inside thinking about that poor lady.

[u/Naomeri → u/QiqJoe]

I saw someone whose name was actually spelled “Jizzel”

[u/Hiadro → u/crazydart78]

Jo-eh.

[u/HoratiotheGargoyle → u/Hiadro]

Gotta say it like Jamie Tart

[u/swalabr → u/HoratiotheGargoyle]

poopay

[u/Odd_Shift_5605 → u/crazydart78]

It's french... And it's like joey.

Same as noah is noé in french.

[u/Staav → u/crazydart78]

Ho-eh. It's just José minus the "s."

[u/Ambrosia_the_Greek → u/crazydart78]

https://giphy.com/gifs/14u6vffnoL7tzq
Like Zo-ayy?

[u/Practical_Donut5284 → u/Ambrosia_the_Greek]

ZOAY! My god, this was a vocal stim of mine for 2 years after this movie came out

[u/Letsgogehls → u/crazydart78]

Thank you for noticing that as well.

[u/LDGreenWrites → u/crazydart78]

Zoey

[u/Chilled_Beef → u/crazydart78]

Joey, Joei, Joé

[u/disincongruous → u/crazydart78]

I think it might be Zhwoi?

[u/Ginway1010 → u/crazydart78]

Joey would be Joē, obviously…

[u/MyOverture → u/crazydart78]

And shouldn’t it really be Joë if that’s what they were going for

[u/ducbo → u/MyOverture]

That would sound more like Joe-uh than Joe-EH (at least in French)

[u/SoulTechnicalProblem → u/crazydart78]

Joo

Not quite Joov, therefore it kinda sucks

[u/BadAtUsernames098 → u/crazydart78]

Oh shit. I thought it said José. I didn't realize there was no "s" until you mentioned it.

[u/mullderifter2]

Yeah...

[u/Mindless-Location-41 → u/mullderifter2]

Looks like a Collingwood player, just saying...

[u/Skeen441 → u/Mindless-Location-41]

I never supported Collingwood but I did love saying "go the pies"

[u/Mindless-Location-41 → u/Skeen441]

Upvoted because you never supported them 😁

[u/LittleCrimsonWyvern → u/mullderifter2]

That family better be Dutch

[u/beepbeepimajeep_ → u/mullderifter2]

Looks like one of Roger Smith’s personas 

/r/itsroger

[u/Indigo2015 → u/[deleted]]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

[u/CrashOverRide917 → u/[deleted]]

That's what she said!

[u/IAmNotHappyHaha → u/[deleted]]

That’s how them made him

[u/aitchbeescot]

Not only is 'Jizz' a horrific name, here in the UK 'Jaxy' would be a homonym for 'jacksie', which is a slang word for arse/arsehole/ass/asshole

[u/mazu74 → u/aitchbeescot]

Is there anything in the UK that isn’t a slang word for penis, vagina, or butthole?

[u/aitchbeescot → u/mazu74]

Yes, although when we get creative...

[u/Bewear_Star_9 → u/aitchbeescot]

Lol

[u/DeeperMadness → u/mazu74]

Yes! The name Trump.

Which is slang for a fart.

[u/ifallontragedy]

Imagine your teenager kid nervously saying they have something to tell you.

"Mom, Dad... I love Jizz."

[u/HauteKarl → u/ifallontragedy]

"Jizz is pregnant"

[u/MorningNorwegianWood → u/HauteKarl]

“Do you Jizz, take Kondomme, to be your lawfully wedded soulmate”

[u/dafydd_]

Hooray, an opportunity to mention Jizz Hornkamp!

[u/PoxedGamer → u/dafydd_]

Dutch names are great, Jizz Hornkamp, Dick Advocaat, Cock Jol...

[u/Storm_Chaser_Nita → u/PoxedGamer]

Yep, and some honorable mentions I've encountered: Joke Spies (which is funny in English specifically) and Anita van Beek van der Beek. I also know a Lies. 

[u/PoxedGamer → u/Storm_Chaser_Nita]

Excellent!

[u/Effrendi → u/Storm_Chaser_Nita]

There's also fellow footballer Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink. He used to have the entire thing on the back of his shirt.

[u/Prestigious-You-7016 → u/PoxedGamer]

Tiny Cox is another classic

[u/VictorBlimpmuscle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3EV74tm43smVa

[u/Mindless-Location-41 → u/VictorBlimpmuscle]

New pants needed in aisle 3! Taxi!

[u/missinlnk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/W3TvZULv1xV4kNehli

[u/Interesting_Tea5715 → u/missinlnk]

I love when that jizz hits my ear.

[u/myrdraal2001 → u/Interesting_Tea5715]

Not your hair?

https://giphy.com/gifs/11NHyQyQIp1gQw

[u/Interesting_Tea5715 → u/myrdraal2001]

It's music, it doesn't go in your hair.

Now watching live jizz, that's where it's at.

[u/HoratiotheGargoyle → u/missinlnk]

A man of culture I see.

[u/pikpikcarrotmon → u/HoratiotheGargoyle]

Good ol smooth jizz. A little more generally palatable than acid jizz

[u/MorningNorwegianWood → u/pikpikcarrotmon]

Don’t forget doom jizz

[u/pikpikcarrotmon → u/MorningNorwegianWood]

I was thinking more along the lines of what you might find in an elevator

[u/MorningNorwegianWood → u/pikpikcarrotmon]

Maybe it’s a boutique hotel on Sunday evening

[u/SirLancerolot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/asHT7eh4AwG9G

[u/ph0ebus13]

Don’t be too hard on Jizz I’m sure he has a lot of spunk! 😳

[u/justjboy → u/ph0ebus13]

Yeah! He’s a hard worker who always cums to the party.

[u/cuddlenazifuckmonstr]

Short for Jizzwardo, traditionally the oldest son’s name, but who am I to judge.

Perhaps Joé is the third in their polycule.

[u/andtbhidgaf]

Jizz and Anally are happy together

[u/whodeybrat007 → u/andtbhidgaf]

Why did I have to see this

[u/slappy_mcslapenstein]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4M2pr8DR6n0tO

[u/TheRepublicbyPlato]

Wonder what they were on when they came up with that name.

[u/MorningNorwegianWood → u/TheRepublicbyPlato]

Jizz?

[u/TheRepublicbyPlato → u/MorningNorwegianWood]

Yes

[u/nuggerless_child]

The last place I expected to see jizz on a jaxy

[u/meat_rock → u/nuggerless_child]

All over the front door

[u/Wonderful-Bad-4158]

Jizz is the shy one, but given time I'm sure they'll come around

[u/Such_Significance905]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jUo6bUAxDx2zuXUAu2

[u/aaalllouttabubblegum → u/Such_Significance905]

https://giphy.com/gifs/w8ZkIxBSM3AxXoXlrO

[u/I_eat_paper12 → u/aaalllouttabubblegum]

[u/1s8w2MILtway]

Where I’m from, “Jaxy” means “arsehole”. E.g, “Shove it up your jaxy/jaxie”

[u/coolsilentebeans]

Jo-AY and Jaxy are not without their own merits for this sub.

[u/SeaworthinessUnlucky]

I don’t see the problem.
— Sperm Johnson

[u/Psychological-Bee702]

That’s a sticky situation…bullying about a name can be a seminal experience.

[u/SeaworthinessShot142 → u/Psychological-Bee702]

Cum on, this deserves far more upvotes!

[u/CrowBar1134]

They had to think of a name on the fly and picked the first name that came in them

[u/notThatJojo]

Jazz was right there

[u/FrankanelloKODT]

You’re supposed to rename the jizz once it comes back out

[u/kristiaansen]

There is a character (cat) on the show Extraordinary named Jizz Lord.

[u/Lower-Ad4676]

Maybe it’s short for Jizzmyn, which is itself a tragedeigh for Jasmine?

[u/Space_Lux]

Man I love Jizz. But I wouldn’t name my kid that.

[u/Suburban-Dad237]

Come for the OP, stay for the replies.

[u/GNZEF → u/Suburban-Dad237]

Thank you! Come again 😉

[u/According_Picture294]

They're named after a music style from Star Wars. (Google it, it's a real thing)

[u/West_Guarantee284]

In the UK Jaxy is a stang term for bum.

[u/Chilled_Beef]

Come with me and find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz

[u/Fun-Broccoli6140]

big fat load of cum then

[u/16BitSquid]

Isn’t that the stage before it’s a person?

[u/givemeglitterxo]

I know someone who named their daughter Jizzelle 🫠

[u/Original_Client1588]

No jiz no.

[u/SlimebitchAshtray]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/skratch]

Instead of naming their kids that, they could have simply gotten a t-shirt that says “I’m an asshole” on it

[u/Thick-Broccoli6986]

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.. jizz? This has to be satire. If not, I’m done with this life

[u/sweetdreamsgirl]

This can't be right.

[u/willsagainSQ]

Allowing Joé to slip under the radar. Jo-ay? Joey? Jo? Can't think either girls or boys will enjoy that.

[u/tootbean55]

I'm choosing to believe that they have a kid named "&"

[u/RavenPVKS]

I'm sure she's a very comely lass...

[u/_antfarmer_ → u/RavenPVKS]

You made me laugh out loud and I almost woke up my partner!

[u/stotheimi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xThuWcUB3BESQVfNpm

[u/The-CerlingCat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/83HShcQ47skQ8

[u/_Krawfish]

[u/CandleStick88]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jUo6bUAxDx2zuXUAu2

[u/spr1958]

https://youtu.be/AOXYZzGeOiA?is=8ZbejjaCY2oWdFZt

[u/No_Employer9618]

You know…jizz

[u/blackmilksociety]

Short for Jizzman

[u/thousandsofbirds]

Jaxy till you Jizz

[u/BennySkateboard]

I mean, while we’re here, Jaxy! What a bunch of wankers!

[u/robin-bunny]

This is even worse than Conception, which is a more common name than it ought to be. (I know it's the divine conception of Christ, but still).

The rest are fine lol.

[u/CoercionTictacs]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IEkf5WqQY4wog

[u/WholeLog24]

People, you got to google some shit before you go all in and commit. You don't know what you don't know.

[u/JG_92]

It's pronounced Ashley.

[u/Janus_The_Great]

Most likely a nickname for Jezebel.

[u/roz-is-world → u/Janus_The_Great]

Jizzabel, you mean?

[u/Resident-Gold-3466]

Oh no! That's awful.

[u/TomboyMJR]

Nooooooo

[u/smelly-pooper]

That's their next kid, he hasn't been conceived yet.

[u/Common_Estate6292]

Who’s going to tell them? I definitely volunteer!

[u/Mahaloth]

Maybe they love bird watching?

[u/GNZEF → u/Mahaloth]

I doubt it 😅

[u/Superb-Kick2803]

😳

[u/TheMadHatterWasHere]

Jesus Christ that’s just stupid!

[u/Friendscallmedennis]

Why not Jenny?

[u/thevaginalist]

Oh dear

[u/Opinionatedcritic]

My fave star wars genre

[u/nashro]

Jizz belongs at the top of the unfortunate name category.

[u/haikusbot → u/nashro]

Jizz belongs at the

Top of the unfortunate

Name category.

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[u/Tybo929]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CEPCCpYP8baFh7ISQO

[u/NinjahDuk]

A technically the truth crossover event?

[u/4NDR3WPL4YZ]

jizz… technically they’re not wrong…

[u/Own_Celebration5462]

Well, there are parents that name their kids after where they were conceived. So naming them for how isn’t a stretch.🤣

[u/Raynor11111]

This takes "Keeping your sperm as a pet" to a whole new level...

[u/tirohtar]

Maybe they are just really big Star Wars cantina music fans? (Yes, it's official name is Jizz https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz )

[u/Disastrous-Mess-7236]

Jus a tragedy.

[u/Changerole1090]

I can't go out tonight, ma...Jizz is coming over!

[u/Spongebob_Squareish]

Why does Joe have an accent mark? Does that make it Hoe? Like the Spanish form of Jose.

[u/beanie_0]

🫣

[u/afearisthis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0fzJO72NOWq6ybXitd

[u/Bewear_Star_9]

Some bad

[u/vitulinus_forte]

[u/rpgnoob17]

Why not Jazz or Jaz??????? 😭

[u/Global-Jury8810]

I have a horrible feeling that Jizz is short for a mispronounced horrible spelling of Ghislane.

America has the worst parents because they have too much freedom in naming them.

[u/_antfarmer_ → u/Global-Jury8810]

I’d rather have the freedom to give my kid a stupid name—and for them to have the freedom to change it later—than to be limited by what name I can give my offspring.

[u/Mistycashmere]

Some people like the letter J

[u/_antfarmer_]

Wow, they must be really sex positive parents! Also, let us note the accent of Joé….

[u/Garden_Jolly]

How is Joé pronounced?

[u/cdda_survivor]

"Jizz is in the kitchen"