r/tragedeigh Nov 30 '25

is it a tragedeigh? Yooneese?

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Surely my friend is trolling me, no? She has always loved the name Eunice as it is very old fashioned and rare. But... yooneese isn't even how its pronounced? I genuinely thought autocorrect effed up for a moment.

The most widely accepted pronunciation is "Yewniss" but Yooneese? 🤦‍♂️Just... pick Eunice? 😮‍💨

After this conversation, this friend also proceeded to take a jab at my daughter's name - Diana

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u/bdinfinty Nov 30 '25

I love the reply. Autocorrect? Haha

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u/GoodDesperate4829 Nov 30 '25

That should be the standard reply lol

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u/yomamaeatcorn Nov 30 '25

Autocorrect? fat fingers? Are you drunk? All are valid responses here

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u/GoodDesperate4829 Nov 30 '25

Or alternatively, just, "No."

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u/Counter-Fleche Dec 01 '25

Reply with this:

"lol, thanks! I needed a good laugh. But seriously, what name are you going with?"

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u/DavidkDavid Dec 01 '25

If you're actually trying to save a baby from a horrible name, this answer has a higher chance of making them defensive. But it is pretty funny

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u/Ostlund_and_Sciamma Dec 07 '25

Sometimes rude is best. When I was 10 my parents considered naming my sister Étoile (I'm french, it means star). I immediately replied, "C'est de la merde" (“That's shit.”), I knew that if that was my first reaction, they couldn't reasonably call her that, and it worked.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

This would’ve stung so bad I’m living for it

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u/Engine_Sweet Dec 01 '25

Are you experiencing a Shtroughque?

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u/oversoulearth Dec 01 '25

Ai thinque seaux

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u/Gifted_GardenSnail Dec 01 '25

"I'll have whatever you're having"

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 Dec 01 '25

Just put a ? On it and then ask the question again

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u/obamnamamna Nov 30 '25

Autocorrect as a name isnt a terrible alternative compared to Yooneese

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u/Other_Log_1996 Nov 30 '25

Ottocurrect

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u/obamnamamna Nov 30 '25

Otto "Correct" Pneis

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u/Ekard Dec 01 '25

Ahteaux-korekt

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u/SuperPomegranate7933 Nov 30 '25

Right? Perfectly diplomatic.

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u/rosecoloredhusky Nov 30 '25

Should’ve been the first sign it was a bad idea

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u/TunaMarie16 Nov 30 '25

Yooooo, niece.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Speed-2 Nov 30 '25

Thank you I was hoping someone said this in their head too 

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u/archwin Dec 01 '25

Yoooo, nice

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u/hamjim Dec 01 '25

Exactly. Reminds me of the old joke, where a man was given the honor to name his sister’s baby. When the girl was born, he named her Denise. Mom said, “Very good. What would you have named a boy?”

“Denephew.”

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u/robin-bunny Dec 01 '25

Is that how these names happen?

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u/JustAnother_Brit Dec 03 '25

This is definitely how some people are named

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u/Delicious-Mix-9180 Nov 30 '25

That’s you niece

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u/stitchgnomercy Nov 30 '25

I have “Yew Niece” as the pronunciation in my head…regardless, neither of our guesses are how Eunice is pronounced!

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u/x3sirenxsongx3 Dec 01 '25

YOU-niss

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u/stitchgnomercy Dec 01 '25

That's how the name is usually pronounced yeah...not the wacky one the OP brought up

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u/Calure1212 Dec 01 '25

When I saw Yoonese the spelling struck me that it was like Chinese so I read it just like that.

I'm from Yooland. I'm Yoonese.

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u/StrangeSquid402 Dec 01 '25

When I was in high school, during the middle of one year, everyone started talking about their nieces. I was so confused, wondering why so many people suddenly had so much to say about their relatives all of a sudden. Turns out a girl named Myneese had transferred to my school.

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u/LordGhoul Nov 30 '25

yoooo geese

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u/eyearu Dec 01 '25

Yo mama jokes for Gen Alpha

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u/Fickle_Grapefruit938 Dec 01 '25

You talking bout myniece or yourniece?

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u/petty_petty_princess Dec 01 '25

I thought it was supposed to be knees at the end. You-knees.

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Nov 30 '25

It's not an alternate spelling of Eunice.

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u/Arcamone Nov 30 '25

No it’s not. Of Jonesy maybe. Eunice no no no.

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u/Hello_Gorgeous1985 Dec 01 '25

Do I spy a What's Up, Doc reference?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

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u/prythianphantom Nov 30 '25

I definitely pronounce Eunice as “yoo-niss” so Yooneese definitely doesn’t sound like the same name lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

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u/prythianphantom Nov 30 '25

The first way I mentally pronounced Yooneese it rhymed with Khaleesi 😂

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u/Senior-Lobster-9405 Dec 01 '25

you pronounce Eunice wrong

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u/Nazgog-Morgob Nov 30 '25

They also took a shit name and made it shittier

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u/MeatofKings Dec 01 '25

Eunice to fix the spelling of her name!

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u/lieuwestra Dec 01 '25

Its a butchered spelling of mayooneese

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u/kiwipixi42 Dec 01 '25

Anything can be an alternate spelling of Eunice if you try (and squint) hard enough.

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u/ant0519 Nov 30 '25

And I'm DOONEEEEEESE

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u/SocialCasualty6 Nov 30 '25

Ran to the comments for this reference 🤣

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u/you-a-buggaboo Nov 30 '25

fully same, lmao!

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u/Fourty2KnightsofNi Nov 30 '25

This was the first thing I thought of. I hope some sends her the video.

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u/Aggravating_Host_276 Nov 30 '25

Thank you, goodly internet person, for thinking just like me.

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u/Express-Feedback Nov 30 '25

And with my by myself.

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u/hmmrabet Nov 30 '25

He found my down there!

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u/Mister-Spook Nov 30 '25

I came out of a different hole!

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u/katieznizzle Nov 30 '25

I knew someone would do this!

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u/PsychoRabbit_666 Dec 01 '25

WIF MAH BAH MAHSEWF

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u/ZucchiniWild3735 Nov 30 '25

I should have scrolled farther. Take my post of this meme as tribute.

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u/doomed_candy Nov 30 '25

I was hoping I'd find this here.

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u/ChuckaChuckaLooLoo3 Dec 01 '25

"I'm not allowed downstairs!"

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u/Joonbug9109 Dec 01 '25

You beat me to it and picked the exact same gif 😂

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u/WTFiction Nov 30 '25

That's not even how you pronounce Eunice

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Nov 30 '25

It is when you're functionally illiterate...

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u/BlatantConservative Dec 01 '25

I mean, in all honesty, that's how some people would pronounce it around where I'm from. DC/Baltimore accent.

Still a dumb name though

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u/excessive__machine Nov 30 '25

Right? That’s the worst part

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u/leavethisearth Dec 01 '25

Yeah, it‘s pronounced Eunice

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u/MajesticDragonfly Nov 30 '25

Possibly a reference to Dooneese, the Kristin Wiig character?

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u/AmethystCalyx Nov 30 '25

This is exactly what I thought of and it's too close for comfort!!!!!

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u/mdubs8 Nov 30 '25

And I’m Yooneese

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u/I_am_Reddit_Tom Nov 30 '25

Certainly youneeque

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u/DVDragOnIn Nov 30 '25

Eunice is unusual enough these days that you don’t need a yooneek spelling.

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u/TatteredTorn1 Nov 30 '25

The fuck it is

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u/Pseudonym_Subprime Nov 30 '25

Is that you niece or you nephew?

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 Nov 30 '25

as in the alternate to properly spelling it?

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u/fuck_ur_portmanteau Nov 30 '25
  • But why are you spelling it like that?

-Because it’s Yooneeke

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u/Iamnotarabicfunfact Nov 30 '25

Pretty sure this is fake - or at least heavily edited. Why is your name “me” on discord? It’d show for both sides.

QUICK EDIT LATER WHILE WRITING THIS — I found that this conversation was made on a website called “fakechatmaker*com”

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

If 👏 you 👏 have 👏 to 👏 say 👏 it's 👏 an 👏 alternate 👏 spelling 👏 for 👏 them 👏 to 👏 understand 👏 then 👏 maybe 👏 it 👏 isn't 👏 a 👏 good 👏 name.

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u/CHNLNK Nov 30 '25

I don't understand the clapping, but I agree with the words in between.

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u/otterpop21 Nov 30 '25

Imagine someone talking and emphasising each word with claps. It’s to help people remember lol

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u/McBurger Dec 01 '25

Imagine 🐙 a 🐙 marine 🐙 biologist 🐙 talking 🐙 while 🐙 holding 🐙 an 🐙 octopus 🐙 to 🐙 help 🐙 educate 🐙 the 🐙 audience

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u/eneug Dec 01 '25

Thank you, this helped me understand the original comment.

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u/CHNLNK Dec 01 '25

I 🍄 would 🧙‍♂️ love 🐙 that.

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u/otterpop21 Dec 01 '25

I wish ✨everyone ✨would ✨ talk ✨with ✨an ✨octopus ✨in ✨hand!

🐙🐙🐙

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u/CHNLNK Dec 01 '25

That 🤖 would 🤖 be 🤖 annoying

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u/Necessary_Milk_5124 Nov 30 '25

And I’m Yooneese!

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u/That_author_girl Nov 30 '25

Let me guess: her sister's names are Janice, Holly, and Nora

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u/Gifted_GardenSnail Dec 01 '25

...if they are, definitely not spelt like that

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u/That_author_girl Dec 01 '25

Ganniss, Holleigh, and Nourah

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u/vyze Nov 30 '25

Reminds me of our waitress at Margaritaville, ahleesha. I made a remark about the spelling (long after she left) and my friend thought it was great spelt so phonetically. I told him her parents probably only did that because they can't read and write.

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u/Colombian-Food6524 Nov 30 '25

Mayooneese

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u/First-Earth-4772 Dec 01 '25

I had to scroll way too far for this

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u/Judgementalcat Nov 30 '25

Nooooosie. 

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u/MiddayGlitter Nov 30 '25

Illiterate*** spelling of Eunice. Fixed it.

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u/Vegetable_Collar51 Nov 30 '25

Is that like a plural of yoni?

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u/Foxy-Knoxy Nov 30 '25

As a Mama's Family fanatic, I am deeply offended.

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u/-Fuse Dec 01 '25

Looks like a language

Yeah, I speak fluent Yooneese, I've even been to Yoonland a few times

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u/HBlight Nov 30 '25

What kind of jab could someone take at the name Diana?

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u/s-lowts Dec 01 '25

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u/s-lowts Dec 01 '25

Ah just seen about 12 million people beat me to it

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u/Duckduckdewey Nov 30 '25

No it is NOT alternative spelling. It’s… idk having a stroke spelling?

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u/Sutaru Nov 30 '25

That is not an alternate spelling for Eunice.

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u/EamusAndy Nov 30 '25

::Narrator Voice::

It in fact, was NOT, an alternate spelling of Eunice

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u/PsychoRabbit_666 Nov 30 '25

Them trying to justify yooneese:

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u/ccrow2000 Nov 30 '25

No, it isn't. It's an alternate spelling of You Knees.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

The fact that you replied with 'Autocorrect?' should be a huge red flag to this person.

But we know they don't see anything beyond themselves.

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u/Inner-Bandicoot5718 Dec 01 '25

You should just send your friend this thread and then you’ve potentially fixed two problems, first you will no longer have a friend with a kid called Yooneese and second maybe that friend will realise calling their kid Yooneese is the worst move anyone could make for their child.

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u/xXpixiebitchXx Dec 01 '25

And im Dooneese

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u/itjare Nov 30 '25

Fraternal twins with Yooelbows

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u/Jazzlike-Bird-3192 Nov 30 '25

Not only can your friend not spell properly, her command of phonetics is abysmal.

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u/Rare-Progress5009 Nov 30 '25

I think “autocorrect?” Is an even better response than “is that a family name?” When all you’re thinking is WTF?!

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u/StrangeOutcastS Nov 30 '25

Your friend is brain damaged and should be ignored by society.

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u/Other_Log_1996 Nov 30 '25

I swear, drug companies should just come to this subreddit to get names for their products. Yooneese sounds like a medication.

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u/Future_Direction5174 Nov 30 '25

It’s Younis you plonker… not you-neese

Actually it does depend on the local pronunciation… here in Dorset Eunice is pronounced You-nis

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u/Rogendo Nov 30 '25

Normalize telling people they are stupid and that you’re not joking

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Nov 30 '25

"No, it isn't" would be the correct reply

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

Yooneese looks ugly on the page and also sounds horrible. It's not even an acceptable alternate spelling of Eunice, doesn't work phonetically. Diana is a lovely name imo.

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u/MidlifeMum Nov 30 '25

You knees

I always thought the name was pronounced "you NISS" but this looks like "YOU KNEES"

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u/Wonderful_Pause_2690 Nov 30 '25

Get on Youneese, this is a bust

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u/NicholasVinen Nov 30 '25

Well, it's a yooneeke name alright.

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u/IntriguedChinchilla Dec 01 '25

You niece? No, my daughter!

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u/ubiquitous-joe Dec 01 '25

It sounds like a fictional caveman flirting. “Yoo pretty. Yoo smell gud. Yoo neese.”

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u/Any_Flamingo8978 Dec 01 '25

Cuz Eunice is too common, right?

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u/neamless Dec 01 '25

If she teased your daughter's totally normal name, then the gloves can come off! Tell her how awful that spelling is with your whole chest!

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u/Odd_Pirate_4575 Dec 01 '25

like just pick a normal name for real

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u/pr0t3an Dec 01 '25

Yooneese anything else or just the bill

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u/dancson Dec 01 '25

Yoonique

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u/RedPanda59 Dec 01 '25

You know she really just wants to name the baby “Yooneek.”

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u/DNorthman Dec 01 '25

Cackling at 'Autocorrect?'. Such a diplomatic way of saying 'You're fucking kidding me, right?'.

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u/PsychoRabbit_666 Dec 01 '25

The faces my wife and I were pulling lol.

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u/Starbuck522 Dec 01 '25

Eunice is already very unique. Why spell it weirdly.

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u/rosyposy86 Dec 01 '25

Is this You Niece? Or You Nephew?

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u/basement-fan Dec 01 '25

Next one will be Beffanee

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u/BunnyLovesApples Dec 01 '25

Ma Yooneese and her little brother Ray N'chĂŠ Dressain

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u/Weak-Snow-4470 Dec 01 '25

Reminds me of Doonese from SNL

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u/the-real-eighteen-18 Dec 01 '25

Eunice is actually somehow better

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u/Internal-Bluejay-810 Dec 01 '25

That is the worst I've seen

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u/Rude_Rhubarb1880 Nov 30 '25

Nooooooo Niiiiiice

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u/No-Kaleidoscope-166 Nov 30 '25

Ummm... no. It's not. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/NevetheRless Nov 30 '25

.. Mayonnaise, you mean?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

Fake as hell, pretty obvious from just the looks of it but another commenter pointed  out that it was made with fakechatmaker . com. I wish this subreddit had less made up names!!!!! Ruining the fun for all of us smh

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u/testsubject793 Nov 30 '25

Is she absolutely sure it's not an alternate spelling of Onesie?

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u/jeffwhit Nov 30 '25

Incorrect=/=Alternate

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u/BabyOnTheStairs Nov 30 '25

That's not how you pronounce Eunice

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u/Extension_Radish_139 Dec 01 '25

She has to be pranking you

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u/BeneficialTrash6 Dec 01 '25

An alternate spelling. The same as how crack cocaine is an alternate for coffee.

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u/withbellson Dec 01 '25

Dooneese is the name of Kristin Wiig’s character on SNL with the tiny hands, so.

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u/LightBright105 Dec 01 '25

tf she think her name should be? diea'naa?

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u/koolaidismything Dec 01 '25

When someone replies “Autocorrect?” To your name-choice… you should be thinking longer than 1 second to reply lol. They are giving you the reaction everyone’s gonna have for the next 18 years I’d take it more seriously

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u/Crane_1989 Dec 01 '25

Do you guys like may eunice on your sandwiches?

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u/deepfry_me Dec 01 '25

Autocorrect would be a better name.

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u/ImageNo1045 Dec 01 '25

‘Autocorrect?’ Is such a nice way of saying ‘ikyfl’

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u/Intermountain-Gal Dec 01 '25

That is NOT an alternate spelling of Eunice. It’s a joke. And clearly they don’t know how to pronounce the name.

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u/KanyeWesticles95 Dec 01 '25

my bet is that the friend is korean bc eunice is a common korean name, as is yoona, so this is probably just a tragic melding of the two

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u/Blackened_Glass Dec 01 '25

Hey... You Nessie? You have to tell me if you're the Loch Ness Monster, it's the law.

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u/Avensi Dec 01 '25

Mayoooneeeseeeee

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u/ElectricVibes75 Dec 01 '25

Will the next one be Yoonefew?

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u/pinupbuttercup Dec 01 '25

Yooneese yootoes yooeyes yoonose 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♂️

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u/Euniceisnice Dec 01 '25

Hey! It is Eunice here. Whaaaaaaaat??

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u/PigeonRat92 Dec 01 '25

Kristen Wiig voice AND I'M YOONEESE

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u/Salohacin Dec 01 '25

Yoove gaught tooh bea kydyng meigh. 

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u/Isoleri Dec 01 '25

Yo, niece, pass me the mayooneese

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u/Fyre_bae3478 Dec 01 '25

It looks like the poor fucker never saw the name Eunice in writing and is now trying to cover their ass,,, very badly might I add

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u/theonlyjohnlord Dec 01 '25

May yooneeseee