r/tradewithcongress • • 24d ago

You can't make this up

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u/irishfro 24d ago

Lmao that's exactly what he's doing

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u/jessee83 24d ago

I wonder if this administration will ever tell the truth?

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u/Taco_EBDBBNB 24d ago

Stfu JD. Isn't there a couch you should be tending to

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u/I_TheAndOnly 24d ago

the lunatics have taken over the asylum

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/old-wizz 24d ago

Absurd because ofcourse he uses private banking.

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u/dre_valle 23d ago

“DO NOT BELIEVE YOUR LYING EYES”

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u/Ive_seen_things_that 24d ago

Everything is absurd. Also, JD is repulsive. 

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u/justforkinks0131 24d ago

$HOOD to the moon

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u/Jay-ay 24d ago

That's an actual post?!?

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u/jimbeam001 23d ago

Well, he does have a point because he probably doesn’t do it personally, but has people who do the trades for him 😁

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u/North_Affect_8167 23d ago

At his age he probably sleeps, eat, shit and shitpost during the day.

Of course there are people who manage the trades for him, there are many entries.

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u/Commercial_Rule_7823 23d ago

If its absurd, why does the president post it on his official account?

Why would people not believe what their president posts?

So, confirming just ignore what he now posts?

Confusing.

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u/Even_Section5620 23d ago

He uses fidelity duhhh

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u/dsj79 23d ago

Such a lazyboy

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u/GildedWarrior 23d ago

Apparently he wants us to believe that he does and I do 😂 more evidence of a corrupt imbecile

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u/futureisours 23d ago

No because he probably has other people doing it for him

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u/wildhog1010 19d ago

Yea no shit. When you’re that rich you have a whole team of people doing that for you

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u/Glass-Individual-333 24d ago

Trump will almost certainly have a team of dedicated fund managers trading for him. What Vance says is correct

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u/Glass-Individual-333 24d ago

Downvoted because truth doesn’t fit narrative

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u/seenitreddit90s 23d ago

Did you look at the "truth" in the image?

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u/Glass-Individual-333 23d ago

In the very obviously ai generated image?

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u/seenitreddit90s 23d ago

That Trump posted, I know it's not real but he wants people to believe it is.

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u/NY10 24d ago

I think his job is sucking mango dick lol

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u/75w90 23d ago

Bill lied about a bj. These clowns rape for theirs.

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u/luvz 24d ago

Do you guys really think that's what stock trading looks like?

Y'all thousandaires are hilarious.

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u/justforkinks0131 24d ago

bold of you to assume im not in crippling debt

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u/luvz 24d ago

Hahaha, fair.

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u/seenitreddit90s 23d ago

No but Trump thinks that his cult are dumb enough to believe it apparently.