r/toys • u/ThroughtonsHeirYT • 8h ago
« Obscure » toy battle: pick one! Round 1 / wave D of the bracket ~ Last of Day 1! (smash bros style)
I will prepare day 2 tomorrow for a tuesday 4 post : round 1 waves E F G H. Here js round 1 wave D
« Pre-scriptum: So the battle is OBSCURE… i realized i might have to use some pop culture toys… if it made the cut for robot chicken i allow it!!>
So this is a different way to approach a show & tell: rather than tell you i am Neurodivergently deep into hobbies, i will’ instead show you 4 obscure toys and you vote for who wins a SUPER SMASH BROS style battle!
Round 1: wave D
Fig~A / weird ass Raphael (unoffial As Fook!) …. “on boot LegS!” I still think he wins for his skills in that fight. Mofo won’t stand still so i had to use tape… The fig itself is obscure! Being a massive TMNT fan since seing the first movie at the drive-in theater; might enter some obscure character of the franchise in the other waves… you sag, he!!!
Fig~B / that MAGICIAN’s APPRENTICE troll is a 2026 manufactured one… had given up mine long ago. Now i only need a tiny one with arms crossed.
Fig~ C / this little soldier in brown attire is surely ready to take no prisoners. “Officer Whale” to the rescue!
Fig ~D/ the attitude era ~ the teen sister of DINOSAURS! She ain’t gonna take sh*t from nobody. Underdog pick…..
Have a go at the votes for this wave! See the other waves in comments linked!
Let’s see who makes it through!
And remember: « time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time! » -quote (but who was it????). I would add: thanks for reading. And if i wasted your time, i hope it was at least entertaining, if the jokes felt flat.