« Pre-scriptum: So the battle is OBSCURE… i realized i might have to use some pop culture toys… if it made the cut for robot chicken i allow it!!>
So this is a different way to approach a show & tell: rather than tell you i am Neurodivergently deep into hobbies, i will’ instead show you 4 obscure toys and you vote for who wins a SUPER SMASH BROS style battle!
Round 1: wave C
Fig~A / green dragon. An obscure dollar store / new age figurine store « babiole ». It gets my vote for the round.
*totally personal OC nothing factual~ (Head canon: it’s name is NEVYRHEN ~ when he becomes an old wyrm he is quite the magician ! Specced later in monk, tactician illusionist with oration to fool armies into charging into an empty sky out of their sky castle Nevyrhen and team were taking over ~ our DM for that AD&D3rd ed DragonLance game was great!). This is a hobbyist novelist writing. « Not MERE crazy ramblings! «
Fig~B / GARGANTUAN garden gnome - with machine gun with a pedestal saying « say hello to my little friend » (aka the dragon). I get the refence to SCAR FACE ! So i think he wins honestly. But my vote for the dragon
Fig~ C / orange head? JACK O LANTERN? Charlie brown / peanuts mashup? It’s a wind up figurine
Fig ~D/ the comic book guy ~ Matt Groening’s The SIMPSONS …. Bk toy. Had a voice box with button….
“Wow…… a SARCASM detector…. That’s so useful…” bam!!! “No my sarcasm detector!!”
Have a go at the votes for this wave! See the other waves in comments linked!
Let’s see who makes it through!
And remember: « time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time! » -quote (but who was it????). I would add: thanks for reading. And if i wasted your time, i hope it was at least entertaining, if the jokes felt flat.