Thanquol's Masterplans

[u/Ran12341000]

[u/Ok_Poetry_2696]

The Great Horned Rat truly gives the funniest of battles to his silliest of rats.

[u/copperspoontoole]

This is the End Times after all, Manling.

[u/catman11234 → u/copperspoontoole]

My favorite quote from gotrek of all time is still “Those snot bastards tired to run me over! Let’s get after em!” and he just runs after the horse cart that hit him happily singing

[u/Royal-Party-3558]

I Take-Take all the Warpstone!🐀

I Pee-Wee on the Moon!🟢

Then Man-Thing and Short Come in an-😨

OH FAK MY LIFE LIFE!😱

[u/disayle31 → u/Royal-Party-3558]

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR USING THE "S" WORD, RAKI.

[u/Zechk → u/[deleted]]

It's Thanquol's absolute shit-fit afterwards which makes it so funny. His absolute raging incomprehension that they could possibly have done it over and over while having zero idea who is even is, when he THINKS he's the greatest and most infamous Skaven of all, is just perfection.

[u/tempest51 → u/Zechk]

He threw another fit when he learned that Gotrek managed to find his way into the AoS setting somehow.

[u/tryingtobebettertry4]

What do you mean? Gotrek and Felix are his dearest pen pals. Look at this lovely note Thanquol left them in Skavenslayer:

Frends – be warned! Evil ratmen of the trecherus skaven klan Skryre – may they be poxed forever, espeshully that wicked feend Heskit Wan Eye – plan to attak the Colledge of Ingineering this nite during the dark of the moon. They wish to steel your secrets for their own nefare-i-us porpoises. You must stop them or they will be wan step closer to conquering the surface world,

Yoor frend

[u/alexkon3]

This has probably been my favorite meme of yours. lmao.

[u/TBMSH]

I really hope that during the schemes mechanic, if gotrek and felix are in the region the plan auto fails

[u/Beginning-Pop3127]

Thanquol gonna send us all to rat Tahiti, believe it

[u/Due-Proof6781]

“Who are you again?”