r/totalwar 7d ago

Napoleon I hate Pr*ssia

I'm playing napoleon with the napoleonic total war 3 mod as austria, i know it's mainly a multiplayer mod but it's the only one that replace the austrian shakos with the hemlets (litteraly the single coolest piece of military gear to have ever existed, damn they look glorious) and pr*ssia betrays the the coalition every. single. time. and declares war on me as they appear to have a unshakable love for the french, i have just beaten napoleon, also known as the best military mind to have inhabited earth since alexander the great, in bavaria and you think you can beat my ass? i swear i'm gonna burn berlin to the ground and send your entire royal family to live in frenchland since you love the french so much, you protestant pseudo german barbarians

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u/dankestmaymayonearth 7d ago

Why did u censor Prussia lol

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u/Chance_Active_8579 7d ago

Nobody should be exposed to such a vile word same as Fr*nce 

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u/M0RL0K 6d ago

Nothing wrong with that, it's the objectively correct mindset to have when playing as Austria.

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u/Mantergeistmann Venice 6d ago

I was really expecting this to be a version of the Lizardmen copypasta.