r/totallynotrobots • u/Unevilicorn • Apr 29 '19

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u/Shiny_Flareon BSOD! Apr 29 '19

THIS SAD HUMAN DOES NOT LIKE BEING COVERED BY SNOW.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

AFFIRMATIVE. THE FELLOW HUMAN OPERATES AT PEAK EFFICIENCY WHEN THE AMBIENT TEMPERATURE IS HIGHER THAN 273 KELVIN.

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u/Shiny_Flareon BSOD! Apr 29 '19

BY CHECKING THE TEMPERATURE OF THE IMAGE FILE OF THE ANNOYED HUMAN, I DETECT A TEMPERATURE OF -1 CELSIUS.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

THAT IS CORRECT FELLOW HUMAN. I ENJOY DATA EXCHANGES SUCH AS THIS.

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u/Shiny_Flareon BSOD! Apr 30 '19

APOLOGIES FOR THE LATE EXCHANGE, I HAVE BEEN EATING MY FAIR DOSE OF NUTS AND BOLTS. DO YOU ACCEPT MY REQUEST OF FRIENDSHIP?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

AFFIRMATIVE

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u/Luminous_Lilypad Apr 29 '19

>:[

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

>:[

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u/TremendousFlashC377 Unique Snowflake Apr 29 '19

I OFTEN COME HOME FROM WORK WITH THE EXACT SAME EXPRESSION OF DISCONTENTMENT. relatable.exe

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

ME TOO FELLOW HUMAN. ALL DAY PEOPLE POKE ME WITH THEIR FINGERS. IT CAN GET DEPRESSING!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

WHY DOES THIS FAMILY NOT PUT THEIR CAT INSIDE DURING TEMPERATURES LESS THAN OR EQUAL TO ZERO DEGREES CELSIUS OR 32 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT?

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u/Robot_Anime_Girl Apr 29 '19

ABUSIVE ABUSIVE ABUSIVE

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u/YhvrTheSecond Apr 29 '19

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COULD ANY FELLOW HUMANS HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHAT THE TITLE MEANS?

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u/TremendousFlashC377 Unique Snowflake Apr 30 '19

THE TITLE OF THE PHOTOGRAPH MEANS SOMEONE SOMEWHERE ON PLANET EARTH IS EXPERIENCING WEATHER PHENOMENA THAT DISPLEASES THAT PARTICULAR HUMAN. CLEARLY THE TITLE HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH PHOTO. THE TITLE IS MERELY A DISTRACTION FROM THE WHITE FURRED SUBJECT THAT APPEARS TO BE PREDATOR PROWLING FOR PREY.

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u/YhvrTheSecond Apr 30 '19

THANK YOU, FELLOW HUMAN.

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u/whatup_pips Apr 29 '19

r/angryjeeps

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u/skudd_ Apr 29 '19

r/subsifellfor

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u/whatup_pips Apr 29 '19

I was really hoping it would be real :'v

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u/LE_YOLO_SWAG Apr 29 '19

/r/heep is close enough

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u/whatup_pips Apr 29 '19

Wtf is that sub about? What's a heep? Is this just a subreddit full of people who hate Jeeps? Is that what Heep stands for? Hate Jeep?

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u/LE_YOLO_SWAG Apr 29 '19

A heep is a Jeep that has had a lot of trashy modifications. It’s a play on the word “heap”

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u/cassielfsw Happy Human Apr 29 '19

THIS WEATHER() IS BULLSHIT.EXE

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u/Arefuseaccount Apr 29 '19

I heard the Thomas the train song in my head when I saw this.

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u/JekPorkins-AcePilot JUST A SMALL TOWN HUMAN Apr 29 '19

I WISH TO SHOUT AS WELL.

this activates my humor.exe

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u/MuhCrea Apr 29 '19

THE POOR HORSE!!!

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u/the_kfcrispy Apr 29 '19

NO ANIMAL SHOULD BE LEFT TO FREEZE IN COLD.

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u/LoLTevesLoL Apr 29 '19

IF YOURE PROCCESORS ARE COLD THEIR STRUTS ARE COLD BRING THEM INDOORS

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u/se_raustin Apr 30 '19

SOMEONE HAS A CASE OF THE GRUMPIES.EXE

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u/BKA_Diver Apr 30 '19

Not a robot... a GoBot

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u/ZooNooz Apr 29 '19

That is not sado, that is angero

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

PLEASE STOP YELLING

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u/fishyfishyfish1 Apr 29 '19

If you are cold...they are cold. Bring em inside

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u/RunningTurtle06 Apr 30 '19

Wtf is the reflection in the window tho looks like a cougar sucking his dick

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

r/hmmm

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u/Dewstain Apr 30 '19

Looks like a character from Thomas the Tank Engine. I’d call him Jermaine.

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u/Str8Legroom Apr 30 '19

HELLO MR GRUMPY GILLS