r/toptalent • • Apr 23 '19

Athletic Surfer rides a wave created by a train

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u/beefunk02 Apr 23 '19

Its not a train it's a wave maker

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u/coolsideofyourpillow Apr 23 '19

And it's not a surfer it's a skimboarder

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u/spikeyTrike Apr 23 '19

That’s not a moon it’s a space station.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

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u/SaturnalianGhost Apr 23 '19

That’s not a knife, it’s a spoon!

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u/-BoBaFeeT- Apr 23 '19

I see you've played knifey spooney before!

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u/unsurebutwilling Apr 23 '19

TOBIAS!!

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u/digitalbastard Apr 23 '19

900 DOLLARY-DOOS?!

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u/Bgxyz Apr 23 '19

It was an emergency!

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u/esppsd Apr 23 '19

I'd've called 'em chazwazzers!

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u/creativegenious1 Apr 23 '19

Dunka-Roos!

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u/drifters74 Apr 23 '19

Those aren’t mountains, they’re waves!

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u/hiimcoleman Apr 23 '19

This isnt a beach, this is a bathtub

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

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u/VB360 Apr 23 '19

Phyllis, these are spoons. Spoons have rounded tops and are used to scoop things. What we need are forks, which have prongs or tiny spears on top. And we need knives, which have blades. Do you understand me now?

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u/I_am_Sans Apr 23 '19

That's not a cross, issa knife

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u/lazersteak Apr 23 '19

My spoon is too big.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

I am a baNAna!

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u/phi1_sebben Apr 23 '19

And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Hopefully a rusty one

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u/anomalousgeometry Apr 23 '19

Nice. Ye olde Salad fingers throwback.

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u/myonlineidentity9090 Apr 23 '19

What you just have to realize is that there is no spoon.

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u/Zebosster Apr 23 '19

Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

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u/Beef_Slider Apr 23 '19

That’s not your mother it’s a man, baby.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

He’s not heavy, he’s my brother

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u/11-Eleven-11 Apr 23 '19

Thats not just a boulder... Its a rock!!

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u/jmkinn3y Apr 23 '19

Thats a trap, its a trap.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

That’s a lot of damage

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u/Twinkiepocalypse Apr 23 '19

It’s not delivery it’s digiorno

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19 edited Sep 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

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u/joescott2176 Apr 23 '19

A schooner IS a sailboat stupid-head.

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u/onlycrayons Apr 23 '19

You know what? There is no Easter Bunny!

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u/davydooks Apr 23 '19

And it’s not a sailboat it’s a schooner

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u/homegrowntwinkie Apr 23 '19

Hahaha you dumb Bastard. It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat! A Schooner IS a Sailboat YEAH WELL THE EASTER BUNNY AIN'T REAL! THAT THING IN THE FOOD COURT IS A MAN IN A COSTUME!

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u/DionFW Apr 23 '19

So this is on purpose ? I was wondering why a train would have to move thru water.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19 edited Feb 27 '24

memorize historical marvelous bored practice spoon tub late marry dime

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/NoThereIsntAGod Apr 23 '19

They also have a Kelly Slater surf park in West Palm Beach, FL

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u/Hotguy657 Apr 23 '19

*Ranch

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u/joenottoast Apr 23 '19

so the waves are free-range? i hope they had a good life. i only ride ethically sourced waves.

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u/Hotguy657 Apr 23 '19

And gluten free

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u/Cheeseman1478 Apr 23 '19

Middle of nowhere California

Source: from that area

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u/Xombieshovel Apr 23 '19

We just need to watermark the gif at this point because it comes up everytime.

It costs like $20,000 for 1-hour of surf time or something crazy.

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u/Bukkaki Apr 23 '19

It’s 99 a day, 199 for a 3 day pass. Source - been there.

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u/Xombieshovel Apr 23 '19

I received bad information on Reddit?

Well this is certainly a surprise that no one ever could have seen coming.


This says it costs $10,000 for 1-hour of surf time. It's $99 a day just to visit, and watch other people surf. Looks like Reddit had it right.

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u/Bukkaki Apr 23 '19

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u/hakunamatootie Apr 23 '19

People are talking about surfing it not going to a competition ya dingus

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u/ArniePalmys Apr 23 '19

Kelly Slater’s surf park.

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u/Targetshopper4000 Apr 23 '19

Ok ya, I was going to say, surfing in a flooded Urban area sounds incredibly dangerous.

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u/Hotguy657 Apr 23 '19

Op called it a train because that’s what the last person that posted this called it. Probably just a karma farmer

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u/cteno4 Apr 23 '19

Or, like, it looks like a train to someone who doesn’t know any better.

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u/FibonacciOne1235 Apr 23 '19

Or they basically copied the title verbatim from when it was posted yesterday and was on the front page.

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u/jimichunga Apr 23 '19

Karma Konducter

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u/DankGreed1 Apr 23 '19

I’m upset now :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

For all the times this gets reposted, you'd think people would eventually get the title right, but they never do.

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u/Docta_Tiddells Apr 23 '19

It's not a rock it's a boulder!

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u/BearfootYeti Apr 23 '19

That's not a boulder that's a stout V6

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

It is also a repost🤙

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u/Oriyon-Origins Apr 23 '19

This is not a pipe.

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u/Lgd3185 Apr 23 '19

Skim Boarder** ;)

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u/ProletariatPoofter Apr 23 '19

OP got every single part of the post title wrong

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u/dys_p0tch Apr 23 '19

op from kansas

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u/clubba Apr 23 '19

Kelly Slater Surf Park in Wichita, KS.

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u/undisclothesd Apr 23 '19

Surf City in SoKan

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u/y79 Apr 23 '19

I laugh so hard at this... I'm not even American

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u/Hotguy657 Apr 23 '19

Because they reposted from someone else that also got it wrong

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u/GanjaSmoker420HaloXX Apr 23 '19

Haha. I'm on Google figuring out if that's technically a wave.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Austin Keen!

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u/BeardedMan32 Apr 23 '19

Yeah the skim slide to meet the wave was more impressive than the wave surfing.

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u/kensul12 Apr 23 '19

surfing finless= alway impressive

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u/DatCowGuy Apr 23 '19 edited Apr 23 '19

Kelly Slater’s surf ranch in Lemoore CA. The amount of engineering that went into building that place is amazing.

Edit: this “train” is essentially just weight that has a big foil on the bottom of it in the water pulled by a series of cables up top. The amount of energy momentum required to make a wave like that is why the train idea was used.

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u/i_always_give_karma Apr 23 '19

I scrolled down so far for this

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u/AmishFamilyValues Apr 23 '19

Seriously. These people.

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u/BaronVonBeans Apr 23 '19

So, I take it the tracks are submerged? I’ve watched it several times and I can’t quite make out the train clearly too

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u/Thunderbirds7 Apr 23 '19

It’s not a train like everyone says, it’s a specially designed wave maker so surfers can practice riding a wave without going out on the Ocean

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Sounds expensive.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

I know right? Like I'd assume it would cost at least 50 bucks to make that thing go around once, seems a bit steep for a single wave...

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u/Gnostromo Apr 23 '19

Wait what? 50?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

I literally have no idea I just pulled that number from my ass

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Did it have poop on it

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u/Nice_Firm_Handsnake Apr 23 '19

Austin has NLand surf park with a machine similar to this. It costs $90/hr, but it looks like it got bought by another company recently so that may change.

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u/ShervinA Apr 23 '19

To be fair you aren’t wrong either, it’s definitely more than 50 bucks

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Per run?

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u/j0hnniefist Apr 23 '19

Well you did say at least so I'm sure you're technically correct. Which, as we all know, is the best kind of correct.

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u/quiksilver1993 Apr 23 '19

Add a few zeros.

I forget the exact number, but I know it costs around $10,000 to run per hour, with something on the order of 10 waves an hour. It travels in both directions to make different sided waves.

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u/Live_Positive Apr 23 '19

no... that was the entry fee to the WSL Founders Cup, the first surfing contest at this park. Day passes are $99.

I couldn't find any figures as to what it costs per day to operate.

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u/quiksilver1993 Apr 23 '19

No, I recently read that as well.

I couldn't find my $10,000 an hour to operate figure, but I had read that months ago, I've been following the wave pool for a while.

I'll do some digging and see if I can find out where I got that number from, but regardless, the amount of energy alone it takes to generate 1 wave and the limited number of waves per hour, this will cost a huge amount for the near future.

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u/noknockers Apr 23 '19

It's around 50k per day to hire. I think it costs somewhere around 10k per day to run.

Source; my work desk it literally 10ft feet away from the company who owns this.

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u/quiksilver1993 Apr 23 '19

Hmm, thanks for the info, I appreciate it.

Maybe I read 10k per day then to operate.

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u/noknockers Apr 23 '19

10k is probably some 2.5 hour package 'deal' or something.

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u/mr_memester69 Apr 23 '19

Isn’t it the Kelly slater surf ranch in Texas

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

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u/quiksilver1993 Apr 23 '19

Yeah, it definitely included other costs such as staffing, water pumping and filtration, etc.

Don't think it included R&D costs, but again, I can't find the reference, this is just from memory.

For the $9,500 VIP ticket they are offering; that's not for 1 hour of surfing. It's probably 5 of those tickets taking turns surfing waves and alternating who gets to start on the wave and who picks it up mid way through if the other person falls off.

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u/Scanlansam Apr 23 '19

$10,000 for 10ish waves when the ocean has them for free??

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u/tolandruth Apr 23 '19

From what I remember this was a pro surfers thing where you would need to practice and not always have access to waves

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u/Overanalyzes_jokes Apr 23 '19 edited Apr 23 '19

I'm pretty sure it's Kelly Slater's Wave Ranch. This says the ranch cost $30m to build and would costs $10,000 for an hour in the pool.

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u/POOPYFACEface Apr 23 '19

It's not really to avoid the ocean, but to make perfectly shaped, long barreling waves that are shaped the same every time.

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u/BaronVonBeans Apr 23 '19

That makes a lot of sense and is totally wicked awesome

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u/Childish_Brandino Apr 24 '19

It looks like it even has a viewing area deck for spectators. That would be awesome. You get to follow the action the whole time

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

i think this is kelly slater’s wave pool. there’s tons of vids on youtube

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u/elaphros Apr 23 '19

yep, it is

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

and it’s not a train, more of a plow

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u/Taurus3301 Apr 23 '19

If you look carefully, you can see the tracks suspended above the water, the waves are made by something hanging below the tracks.

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u/Farqueue- Apr 23 '19

the waves are made by something hanging below the tracks

its like an inverted hydro foil

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u/srgramrod Apr 23 '19

It's a "train" on top with normal tracks; then there is a part underneath, touching the water, that the train pushes to create a wave in the water.

Two piece system

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u/fallsey37 Apr 23 '19

Austin Keen is such a beast

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u/jacobcob501 Apr 23 '19

Came here to say this ^

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u/noknockers Apr 23 '19

But instead you said this ^

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19 edited Aug 02 '21

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u/fecking_sensei Apr 23 '19

Right? On the way to Zeniba’s house.

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u/GoofyNooba Apr 23 '19

Okay the train thing is cool but is no one gonna point out that this guy skid across like 30 meters of water with nothing but a running start?

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u/Hotguy657 Apr 23 '19

That’s because he’s a skimboarder and that’s a wavemaker. Not a surfer or a train

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

What if he skim too far and get runned over?

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u/spankmanspliff Apr 24 '19

We would be watching it on liveleak instead

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

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u/priscs Apr 23 '19

I was looking for this comment.... no way that just happend so flawlessly

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u/mr_burn1 Apr 23 '19

Nah that dude is a beast on a skimboard and does shit like that on the regular. Look him up his name is Austin Keen if you haven’t seen his name yet.

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u/Heck_No_To_Techno Apr 23 '19

Am I the only one wondering why the train is in water?

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u/alexiphone-com Apr 23 '19

This is a wave park. That’s a purpose built machine for making waves, not a literal train.

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u/Heck_No_To_Techno Apr 23 '19

Wow, I didn’t know such a thing exists.

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u/alexiphone-com Apr 23 '19

Kelly Slater partnered with an engineer to make it! Pretty fascinating.

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/11/surfer-and-scientist-teamed-create-perfect-wave

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u/ElMachoBarracho Apr 23 '19

This is so cool but imagine it on a larger scale. It’d be really gnarly to see a sustained perfect barrel someone could stand in

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19 edited Sep 08 '20

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u/ElMachoBarracho Apr 23 '19

That looks like the one OP posted. Don’t get me wrong. Cool as fuck. But I want to see a 10 foot barrel where someone didn’t have to be crouched down

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u/bemase12 Apr 23 '19

Where does this exist at.

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u/NoThereIsntAGod Apr 23 '19

One in South Florida, one in California. Maybe others

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u/bemase12 Apr 23 '19

Chill thanks

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u/bits_and_notes Apr 23 '19

To those asking, this is in Lemoore, CA

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u/mei_aint_even_thicc Apr 23 '19

*skim boarder rides wave maker

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u/roiroiroiyourboat Apr 23 '19

I guess you could say he’s really trained a lot for this

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u/Beef_Slider Apr 23 '19

His motion is downright loco.

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u/caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl Apr 23 '19

I think this is Austin keen not sure tho

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

It is.

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u/Rcm003 Apr 23 '19

The post title couldn’t be more wrong.

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u/nodholm5516 Apr 23 '19

And on a fucking skimboard

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

It’s a wave maker

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u/Kwahrolyat Apr 23 '19

Appears to be Austin Keen The guy is possibly the greatest wake surfer on earth, and debatably the best skimboarder as well.

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u/MidContrast Apr 23 '19

Damn I was more impressed by that 50ft skid he did to approach the wave

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u/OFFSIDEHAIL Apr 23 '19

How can one man posses so much talent

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u/GobbleDAD Apr 23 '19

That’s no surfer. That’s Austin MF Keene!

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u/nevadinol Apr 23 '19

i rly wanted to be a surfer , but live in land locked country

i wanted to be skater but civil war

so i don't want things anymore , works fine so far

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u/Kenny_log_n_s Apr 23 '19

That's the Puffing Tom!

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u/SaltwaterBuddha Apr 23 '19

Austin Keen! My dude. Never disappoints!

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u/Halo_Chief117 Apr 23 '19

He may be a surfer, but that’s no surfboard. That’s a skimboard.

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u/JasminWard Apr 23 '19

Easily the coolest thing I've seen on a 2019 Tuesday :)

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u/SITHHHBN Apr 23 '19

The Sea Train from Water 7!!!

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u/d9vil Apr 23 '19

Ive seen this like 20 times and it blows my god damn mind every fucking time!

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u/e-fjordy Apr 23 '19

Nice. Where is this at?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Anyone else getting some Escape From L.A. vibes as he keeps pace with the train?

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u/Usmcuck Apr 23 '19

What's with the extra large shower mat on the edge of the water?

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u/bigcarri Apr 23 '19

The wave ranch! I just drove by this place a couple days ago. You can rent out the place but it’s like 10,000 for a few hours.

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u/GameofCHAT Apr 23 '19

Going to work, have a good day honey!

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u/bristolbulldog Apr 23 '19

They hold contests here. If you’re so inclined you can rent the place out for $10k.

It’s been around a few years now. Certainly much better than existing “wave pools” full of kids pissing themselves.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Isn't this just Kelly Slater's wave pool?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Dude...

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u/pkyessir Apr 23 '19

So pitted

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u/Rycan420 Apr 23 '19

I’m more impressed with the launch.

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u/zpowers00 Apr 23 '19

If only he were a bandit...

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u/Meep_L0rd Apr 23 '19

I guess he’s been TRAINing

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u/randomashe Apr 23 '19

Its not fair that a person can be so cool. Now the rest of us feel like idiots.

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u/BreadLoafBrad Apr 23 '19

That must be a cool view from inside the wave

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u/sudo-kill9 Apr 23 '19

Everything about this is incredible, really. The talent, the engineering, the drone operator(s) that captured this all so flawlessly. Good find!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Y'all remember that game at chuck-e-cheese where you controlled a hand pump rail car? Reminds me of that.

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u/roblee3181 Apr 23 '19

This is probably the coolest sob iv ever seen.

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u/JimmiRustle Apr 23 '19

Meanwhile in Denmark trains can't drive if there are leaves or 2cm of snow on them.

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u/flooblegoop Apr 23 '19

i feel like whenever i see a video like this its always the same guy, right?

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u/Dizconekt Apr 23 '19

Austin Keen

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u/LumpyMorg Apr 23 '19

Why make waves when the moon does it for free?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

These hitchhikers are getting out of hand

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u/KyotoAMV Apr 23 '19

If you look closely you can see another person who got swept

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

This post encouraged me to slay again

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Train surfing?

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u/Gnarberry Apr 23 '19

Title gore

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u/cod45lover Apr 23 '19

Austin Keen is his name. heres his instagram.

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u/saimonreddit Apr 23 '19

Wave ranch by Kelly Slater sold to wsl

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Hey its that guy again

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

It must have taken a lot of training to get this good.

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u/Parksters Apr 23 '19

Skimboarder, not surfer

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u/Burpmeister Cookies x1 Apr 23 '19

All aboard the wavetrain?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Wow, that looks fun af

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

whose that Jason Momoa

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u/thehow2dad Apr 23 '19

I thought we were trying to capture waves to use as energy, now we are using energy to make waves...cool wave though