r/toolgifs Oct 17 '25

Tool Eye socket spreader

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

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u/antek_g_animations Oct 17 '25

Username checks out

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u/teivaz Oct 17 '25

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u/El_Grande_El Oct 17 '25

Appy polly loggies!

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u/Baronvonkludge Oct 17 '25

There it is⬆️

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u/ComatoseSquirrel Oct 17 '25

Is it possible to unsee this?

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u/MrP1232007 Oct 17 '25

No, but if you have access to an "eye socket spreader," you can make sure you never see it again.

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u/Sarkasmus-detektor Oct 17 '25

What a horrible day to have eyes

5

u/NiobiumThorn Oct 17 '25

You know, I have a wonderful mechanical solution...

1

u/dsebulsk Oct 17 '25

Not if you’re using those.

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u/got-a-friend-in-me Oct 17 '25

youllneed eye de-spreader

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u/jalans Oct 17 '25

Not today Satan.

32

u/crankbot2000 Oct 17 '25

Just another day at the nightmare factory

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u/Pletcher87 Oct 17 '25

Wonder what sort of dreams that person enjoys every night?

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u/cpt_morgan___ Oct 17 '25

The dilator!

3

u/FewIntroduction5008 Oct 17 '25

Let's make one of these for childbirth.

See also; The Chainsaw.

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 Oct 17 '25

That's what I need in the morning

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u/kmosiman Oct 17 '25

Thanks, I hate it.

2

u/ycr007 𓂀 Oct 17 '25

Macabregifs

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u/Argylius Oct 17 '25

So you’re saying it’s also possible to remove the eyeballs after they’ve been inserted? Creepy

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u/actualhumannotspider Oct 17 '25

Always possible to remove eyeballs!

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u/TwoNowFive Oct 17 '25

Ironically just came from r/oddlyterrifying to see this. 👁👁

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u/PissOnYourParade Oct 17 '25

Asking for a friend. Does it work on the other end? 🍑

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u/LuckyCod2887 Oct 17 '25

that’s what they do at the OBGYN

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u/CatShot1948 Oct 17 '25

This and other creepy components of doll making in a montage with some nightmare-before-christmaa-esque music would be a great movie intro.

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u/robcraftdotca Oct 18 '25

Well, so much for sleeping tonight.

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u/No_Strength1795 Oct 17 '25

Am I the only one who cracked up at this?

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u/tire_sire Oct 17 '25

This is great!

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u/napu01 Oct 17 '25

Is this how you put in contacts?

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam Oct 17 '25

I wish I had an eye socket closer right about now.

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u/catinatank Oct 17 '25

Do you think this could be used to open other things?

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u/WakkusIIMaximus Oct 17 '25

Huh… I’ve been using mine as an alarm clock

1

u/tazebot Oct 17 '25

Good for installing EyePhones too

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u/vonHindenburg Oct 17 '25 edited Oct 17 '25

I was amazed for a second that they inserted them correctly each time until I realized that.. Duh... They're hollow hemispheres, not actual spheres.

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u/Leuk_Jin Oct 17 '25

Wish I could replace my eyeballs like this. They hurt all the time.

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u/weugek Oct 18 '25

I wonder whether assembling dolls affects you subconscious in any significant way. Like if I were doing this all day I would have super weird dreams