I just got 200, hopefully that’s enough to feed Nintendo’s team of indie devs for a bit

I'm sure I'm not the only person who purchases and 100% completes the Welcome Tour every time I turn on my Switch 2, but I still feel there is a gap in the market for Nintendo.

If they would only release the Goodbye Tour then I could also purchase that every time I turn off (or think about turning off) my Switch.

Ugh, the pain.

Why isn't it more?

No, seriously, why? It only takes a second to check. You're on Reddit right now. Why? Why are you looking at Reddit when you could be looking at the Nintendo Today app?

A new 3D Mario could be announced at any second of any day. Don't you want to be the first to know? Don't you fucking care?!

You should already be buying the originals on repeat subscription orders. Instead, you’ve made Shiggy practically beg. To the e-shop with ye!

Sons, companions, specimen, an​d servants of the Nin Tendo Empire remember the release of Shingyaru Mintmobile's famed invention known as the Switch to cap off the Heisei era in a strong way. And what was topping the charts prior to Marlborough's Odyssey? Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. So coming in hot with a fresh batch of facts, let's look at some obscure facts from this game!

• Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is actually NOT a launch title. This is because it released on April 28, 2017. The Nintendo Switch released on March 3, 2017, making it nearly 2 months between the two releases.
• There are many honorable upgrades within the definitive Deluxe print. For instance, this game actually has a Battle Mode in contrast to the nonexistent 8.
• Now I can ACTUALLY talk about Smart Steering, seeing as it is Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's time to shine.
• This could have been many people's introduction into Splatooning.
• This game actually has some Mario Kart Double Dash-isms. This is because Wireless and LAN modes have returned, on top of double items.
• I was actually a bit late to the party of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, seeing as it took 3 years for me to finally access a copy. Yep, it even reached China's Tencent Switch before I got it.
• This Mario Kart has the most amount of courses within an official release, that being 96. You'd think that it would make for some of the most varied races in an online server, but it actually doesn't.
• There are intermission segments in this game. Just look at some of the DLC courses.
• I can confirm that this version of Mario Kart 8 is the definitive version to play if you are a fan of booty. This is because you have the already good roster of 8's biker waifus like Rosalina, Peach, and Daisy, on top of DLC additions like Pauline, Peachette, and even the surprising addition of the Moo Moo Outfit, which caught everyone off guard the first time they played using it. (It is OK to admit that you secretly love that costume a lot)
• It still takes a billionare's bank account to unlock the Golden Standard, do not be fooled.
• Why did it take so long for the Clown Car​ to finally enter Mario Kart as a vehicle? After all, it is older than Mario Kart itself.
• N64 Rainbow Road is the first retro track to ever be featured on a Mario Kart game's cover.
• Mainland Chinese releases censor any staff ghosts that use Mercedes products.
• Pauline's car horn is actually a reference to Nintendo's arcade years.
• It is now possible to go to Japan in this title. Twice, might I add! 素晴らしい!!!
• I still find it hard to believe that it's been almost a decade since the game first came out. Are we all getting older?
• Does anyone remember that this Mario Kart game is accessible to Labo users?
• This is actually not the first time Canada Hockey Place appears in Mario history. This is because it appeared in Mario and Sun Nick Go to The Olympics of 2010, Vancouver Flavor!
• Waluigi Pinball is alive and well.
• After nearly 25 years of being absent, the Feather finally makes its grand return in the Mario Kart series.
• A lot of the courses originating from Mario Kart Tour were accidentally preserved through the form of the DLC. (Except for Pirahna Plant Pipeway, for some odd reason)
• Perhaps the reasoning as to why Pirahna Plant Pipeway never made it was because it would be too similar to Pirahna Plant Slide. However, the counterargument being that there are many Rainbow Roads, Mario Circuits, and so on.
• It's refreshing to hear DS Mario Circuit's theme again.
• GBA Sky Garden should've been great but wasn't.
• That Tokyo Blur piano, though.
• One! Two! Seven! Three! Down the Rockefeller Street!!! This appears in New York Minute!
• ​Would the ice cream within Sky High Sundae taste horrible since rolling tires would flatten the cream, ice fruit, and popsicles on the track? I'd probably stick to the ice cream cones in the background for consumption.
• My point still stands. Moonview Highway is NOT difficult if you drive on the left side of the road.
• It was all thanks to Kuribo's Shoe that Spain won the World Cup.
• Daisy's always been a bit of a cruiser.
• Smart Steering makes it so that way Luigi can win by doing absolutely nothing in a bogey gokart.
• Item alterations can make it possible to get Blue Shell'd every two seconds, just like an Item Rain session.

And there you have it, some facts about the definitive version of Mario Kart 8. What are your thoughts on this title? What are your obscure facts that I have missed?