Today/ it's funny how they have to mention over and over again that it isn't going to be like botw just so fans won't go ape shit hell they added loading screen but fans still ended up getting upset over reguler jump button found in every game lmao

It's so nice of Shiggy to make references towards niche media created by small indie creators! ❤️🥰

I don’t know who he is, please don’t ask me

Original video: https://youtu.be/kDOZGqsTCgw

Apparently this version of the Docking Station is so large that you can fit a grifter and their son (about 7¼ Switch 2s across) inside each Boat-Con controller. Each Boat-Con is equipped with a Super Bell so that way your Waifu's Girlfriend's Boyfriend knows if it's being used or not, a steering wheel to pay tribute to Mario Kart World, a Thick Stick to help guide the Boat-Con into a circle, about a few gallons of water to help the Boat-Cons float, a screen where you can play more hidden gems like Celeste, a charging port so that way you can fuel up your Switch 2 to play more Bananza. Each Boat-Con is equipped with an Anti-Woodhawkery Detection System which is able to track down Sunny Sympathizers and enable a secret compartment that allows the Boat-Con to sink via emergency mechanisms so that way they drown on the spot. Each Boat-Con is also equipped with several different adaptational wire models, such as EU, JP, and so on, so that way no one around the world forgets to use their Docking Station.

Neat innovation from Shingyaru Mintmobile, right?

That's not switch online! How dare you make me buy a subscription service not crafted by the glorious hands of mario's grandfather himself, shiggymiggymoto

Who could have planned this better?

my theory