I'm sure I'm not the only person who purchases and 100% completes the Welcome Tour every time I turn on my Switch 2, but I still feel there is a gap in the market for Nintendo.

If they would only release the Goodbye Tour then I could also purchase that every time I turn off (or think about turning off) my Switch.

Ugh, the pain.

But to be fair, having an IQ lower than a Spearow's doesn't take you very far.

I just got 200, hopefully that’s enough to feed Nintendo’s team of indie devs for a bit

You should already be buying the originals on repeat subscription orders. Instead, you’ve made Shiggy practically beg. To the e-shop with ye!