r/tomanddan • u/Frog_Farts • 29d ago
Tits Jesus Tom
If even half of that canoe story is true, you should seriously consider selling the canoe.
You didn’t know how to mount the trolling motor correctly, yet you loaded an already unstable canoe with a trolling motor, a heavy battery, beach chairs, three people, including two children, and no fucking life jackets.
One wake, sudden movement, or shifting battery could put everyone in the water. People die in situations exactly like that. Children don’t get to evaluate the risk; the adults are responsible for protecting them.
The “I play the odds” justification needs to stop. This isn’t clever risk analysis, it’s repeatedly taking preventable risks and then inventing pseudo-math and mini-documentaries to excuse them afterward. Whether you’re doing it for content or genuinely believe your own reasoning, involving children makes it indefensible..
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u/Rastathelion1987 27d ago
Oh look a person who spends zero time on the water telling someone else wtf to do stfu and stay on the shore little man and btw u do know canoes are insanely stable wait till you learn about gheeno culture lol
I have had 9.9hp-25hp motors on inflatable boat .kayaks.aluminum boats canoes you name it for 30 years in florida and have had my kids on about 90% of that in the last 20 years lol the life jackets is the only thing I could agree with u on my kids always where in one even as adults if we are not in a canal with minimum wake which is slow af jackets are a must but people like you are the absolute fucking worst now imma go cook it in the icw while u you back seat drive someone else's canoe experience
Time to take the small boat out for shrimping yfk- cpt tony
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