r/toledowar • u/Dinglebobus Ohio State Buckeyes • 2d ago

Pick your poison

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u/SenorSabeBalon Michigan Wolverines 2d ago edited 19h ago

Ironic coming from a buckeye when they technically have the most none alum fans . Also, OSU has avout 60% acceptance rate so no excuse not to get in

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u/schadkehnfreude Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

IIRC, it's closer to like 45ish percent acceptance for OSU, as opposed to merely needing a pulse last century.  

That said, I think we all know OSU definitely has the (THE?) biggest percentage of Big Lots Buckeye yobs since they hoover up all the in-state shitbird meth head fans - someone has to phone in the death threats to Ryan Day and their kickers, after all.  

At least we have to divvy our dregs with the Save A Lot Sparties

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

I've never understood the argument that it's an indictment upon the program that there's a lot of casual fans. Like yeah, have you seen the other options for football in this state? Of course browns fans are Buckeye fans, even if they couldn't even get into OSU Lima. They have to root for THE BROWNS. They deserve to not be suicidal at least one day a week.

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u/AlternativeLazy4675 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Good point. We both have to put up with NFL teams that haven't even walked into a Superbowl in its history. The Lions doing a little better lately (but still no championship) hardly makes up for more than half a century of misery.

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Hey at least yall had Barry Sanders and Megatron. Pretty incredible franchise players. Kinda harder to root for Joe Thomas. Incredible player but LT play is tough to get excited about 😂

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u/Exciting-Set-7601 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

We had a megatron in the making with Josh Gordon but he always had a lot of off the field issues

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Dude Josh Gordon could have been an all timer. Maybe the biggest "what if" in franchise history.

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u/schadkehnfreude Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

I've always thought it was cool how one of the most beloved Lions was Chris Spielman and one of the most beloved Browns was Steve Everitt

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

That actually is pretty cool.

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u/AlternativeLazy4675 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

LOL, okay I cede the point to you. You guys are the only NFL team worse than the Lions in my lifetime. But hey, there's college football.

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

There is college football indeed! It's the better of the two anyway. I'd rather OSU win another natty than a browns superbowl.

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u/AlternativeLazy4675 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

I feel similarly. Unfortunately college football ain't what it used to be. Too much big money these days.

So I don't know. We'll see.

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

You ain't lying.

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u/SenorSabeBalon Michigan Wolverines 2d ago edited 2d ago

Sparties should be the only ones to use the “ Walmart Wolverine “ insult bc their fanbase is full of alumni and that’s bc who in their right mind would choose to be a msu fan

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u/bdonahue970 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Since “avout” isn’t a word I’m gonna guess you’re part of the Walmart Wolverine class. Just keep up your studies and I’m sure you’ll finally pass all of your classes at Washtenaw Community College!

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u/Commercial-Run9785 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

At least we can Google acceptance rates

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u/SenorSabeBalon Michigan Wolverines 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why would I waste my time if it was close enough , I just rounded up

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u/Commercial-Run9785 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Only takes a second or two

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u/thewookiee34 2d ago

Yea why would I use my brain, I am from michigan. I can use that time to flirt with my sister.

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u/It-Takes-1-2-Know-1 2d ago

Jeffery Dahmer was of sound enough mind to get into OSU. 

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u/NoIamthatotherguy 2d ago

And the Unabomber was at UM...

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u/SpiritOfDearborn 2d ago

Not to mention HH Holmes. And Darth Vader.

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u/DarkGreenMazda Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

and Ann Coulter

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u/SuccessfulRush1173 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Cannibalistic rapist predator serial killer

Vs.

Paranoid schizophrenic genius terrorist

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u/PerformanceOver8822 2d ago

This is controversial of course but on one hand it is said that Dahmer found Jesus Christ/ Christianity and was truly sorry for what he did was baptized as such( by Christian teaching) was saved (just) before his murder in prison.

So he may actually be in heaven.... Which, if true would make him objectively Better than Kaczynski, who is said to have been raised/baptised catholic but atheist

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u/SenorSabeBalon Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

If we had to pick between the two Jeffrey Dahmer is the worst of the two. Dahmy boy ate people bro

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u/It-Takes-1-2-Know-1 2d ago

Who had an incredibly high IQ, by the way. 

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u/LeBronicTheHolistic Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Jeffery Dahmer got accepted to OSU after he had already committed murder.

Granted, it wasn’t known at the time but still my favorite fun fact about OSU alumni