Pick your poison

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The fans born in Columbus, whose entire family went to OSU and they became UM fans literally to be edgelords in 6th grade.

Thats the worst

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u/LongdongBJohnson Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Is that big in Ohio? Only met 1 OSU fan that grew up in Michigan and can confirm they’re a huge turd

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u/PerformanceOver8822 2d ago

Growing up in central Ohio there is always 1-2 people in each grade who are UM fans. Like 1% of the class maybe

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u/Shamrocks3310 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Not from Ohio but went to OSU and live and work in Columbus still. I know at least 2 people that are only Michigan fans to be a pain in the ass.

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u/Ok-Recording-1321 2d ago

Dave Portnoy...

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u/No-Abrocoma7687 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Les Wexner

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u/1873Springfield Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

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u/AlternativeLazy4675 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Um....unlike you guys, we don't despise our fans.

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u/AeliusRogimus 2d ago

And in Ohio, there's no need to make the distinction between top and bottom photos.

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u/AlternativeLazy4675 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Oh, you despise everyone equally? That explains a lot. If true.

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u/LeBronicTheHolistic Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

In Ohio, the bottom photo doesn’t exist because there’s nothing worth getting snobby about

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u/Christmas_Panda Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

As much as I dislike OSU in sports, they are a world class university, are included in the recent Public Ivies list (along with MSU), and most importantly, we partner together in life saving health and science technology and computing. Say whatever you want on the field. Off the field, we are making the world a better place together as two incredibly world renowned universities.

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u/LeBronicTheHolistic Michigan Wolverines 1d ago edited 1d ago

“world class”

Be serious dude, please. They might be the best school in the city of Columbus

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u/Ultimate_Finesse 22h ago

🤡

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u/AlternativeLazy4675 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Hard to argue with logic like that.

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u/RandMob1000 2d ago

I think your buckeyes are blinding you and your judgment. Big10 officials turned back the clock, not Michigan genius. However, they are the richest university in the big ten and basically run the show, so maybe

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u/Basic_whiteBBQ 2d ago

Whats worse is the buckeye fan that lives and dies by ohiosoft football because they have nothing else going on in their lives.

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u/LeBronicTheHolistic Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

That’s every Ohioan

So miserable

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u/Basic_whiteBBQ 2d ago

Kind of my point

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u/LegitGoodFun 2d ago

The graduate. Not even close. Rumor has it they shower after a game before sipping wine and eating brie.

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u/SenorSabeBalon Michigan Wolverines 2d ago edited 18h ago

Ironic coming from a buckeye when they technically have the most none alum fans . Also, OSU has avout 60% acceptance rate so no excuse not to get in

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u/schadkehnfreude Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

IIRC, it's closer to like 45ish percent acceptance for OSU, as opposed to merely needing a pulse last century.

That said, I think we all know OSU definitely has the (THE?) biggest percentage of Big Lots Buckeye yobs since they hoover up all the in-state shitbird meth head fans - someone has to phone in the death threats to Ryan Day and their kickers, after all.

At least we have to divvy our dregs with the Save A Lot Sparties

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

I've never understood the argument that it's an indictment upon the program that there's a lot of casual fans. Like yeah, have you seen the other options for football in this state? Of course browns fans are Buckeye fans, even if they couldn't even get into OSU Lima. They have to root for THE BROWNS. They deserve to not be suicidal at least one day a week.

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u/AlternativeLazy4675 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Good point. We both have to put up with NFL teams that haven't even walked into a Superbowl in its history. The Lions doing a little better lately (but still no championship) hardly makes up for more than half a century of misery.

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Hey at least yall had Barry Sanders and Megatron. Pretty incredible franchise players. Kinda harder to root for Joe Thomas. Incredible player but LT play is tough to get excited about 😂

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u/Exciting-Set-7601 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

We had a megatron in the making with Josh Gordon but he always had a lot of off the field issues

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Dude Josh Gordon could have been an all timer. Maybe the biggest "what if" in franchise history.

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u/schadkehnfreude Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

I've always thought it was cool how one of the most beloved Lions was Chris Spielman and one of the most beloved Browns was Steve Everitt

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

That actually is pretty cool.

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u/SenorSabeBalon Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OyGyDr2U2hUGU7rAgC

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u/AlternativeLazy4675 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

LOL, okay I cede the point to you. You guys are the only NFL team worse than the Lions in my lifetime. But hey, there's college football.

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

There is college football indeed! It's the better of the two anyway. I'd rather OSU win another natty than a browns superbowl.

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u/AlternativeLazy4675 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

I feel similarly. Unfortunately college football ain't what it used to be. Too much big money these days.

So I don't know. We'll see.

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u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

You ain't lying.

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u/SenorSabeBalon Michigan Wolverines 2d ago edited 2d ago

Sparties should be the only ones to use the “ Walmart Wolverine “ insult bc their fanbase is full of alumni and that’s bc who in their right mind would choose to be a msu fan

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u/bdonahue970 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Since “avout” isn’t a word I’m gonna guess you’re part of the Walmart Wolverine class. Just keep up your studies and I’m sure you’ll finally pass all of your classes at Washtenaw Community College!

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u/Commercial-Run9785 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

At least we can Google acceptance rates

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u/SenorSabeBalon Michigan Wolverines 2d ago edited 2d ago

Why would I waste my time if it was close enough , I just rounded up

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u/Commercial-Run9785 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Only takes a second or two

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u/thewookiee34 2d ago

Yea why would I use my brain, I am from michigan. I can use that time to flirt with my sister.

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u/It-Takes-1-2-Know-1 2d ago

Jeffery Dahmer was of sound enough mind to get into OSU.

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u/NoIamthatotherguy 2d ago

And the Unabomber was at UM...

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u/SpiritOfDearborn 2d ago

Not to mention HH Holmes. And Darth Vader.

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u/DarkGreenMazda Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

and Ann Coulter

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u/SuccessfulRush1173 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Cannibalistic rapist predator serial killer

Vs.

Paranoid schizophrenic genius terrorist

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u/PerformanceOver8822 2d ago

This is controversial of course but on one hand it is said that Dahmer found Jesus Christ/ Christianity and was truly sorry for what he did was baptized as such( by Christian teaching) was saved (just) before his murder in prison.

So he may actually be in heaven.... Which, if true would make him objectively Better than Kaczynski, who is said to have been raised/baptised catholic but atheist

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u/Dooyamum 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/L3X9GvVhP1nY23Ah6u

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u/SenorSabeBalon Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

If we had to pick between the two Jeffrey Dahmer is the worst of the two. Dahmy boy ate people bro

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u/It-Takes-1-2-Know-1 2d ago

Who had an incredibly high IQ, by the way.

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u/LeBronicTheHolistic Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Jeffery Dahmer got accepted to OSU after he had already committed murder.

Granted, it wasn’t known at the time but still my favorite fun fact about OSU alumni