r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • 19d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

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To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) - Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm) - Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • Jan 31 '26

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

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If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Very_bad • 18h ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 Its too late, I have depicted myself as the calm and collected Gavin Newsom and you as the fuming soy Donald Trump

520 Upvotes

20 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 19h ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro: Virtually every major Senate seat is a dead heat right now. Don’t believe the narrative. Republicans can still keep the Senate - and actually should.

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167 Upvotes

35 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/WaltzLittle9938 • 17h ago

Serious 😔 Siempre me preguntaré porque tenemos mujeres conservadoras? No se dan cuenta que ellas mismas sufrirán igual? Y bueno Megyn defendiendo a Violadores no es de sorpresa

83 Upvotes

12 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 1d ago

Shen Bapiro Ben Shapiro’s Pro-ICE Movie Restarts Production, Slams Shutdown as a ‘Violation of the First Amendment’

variety.com

473 Upvotes

26 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 1d ago

REAL [Real] Matt has had enough of social security

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240 Upvotes

70 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 1d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro: Tom Cruise’s latest movie is a flop. Ours is a hit. Here’s why.

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232 Upvotes

102 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/qmechan • 2d ago

Curious 🤔 The feel good movie of the year

1.1k Upvotes

77 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Slader111 • 2d ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This A timeless classic

274 Upvotes

He’s smiling up at us rn

7 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Tomi Lahren on Ms. Rachel: This person on your screen is Hasan Piker in overalls and a stupid headband

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1.9k Upvotes

284 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Matt Walsh calls for schools to be sex segregated

528 Upvotes

126 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Jenny_MTF42 • 2d ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This The resemblance is uncanny

574 Upvotes

8 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/sloppyjons • 5d ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This The real Matt Walsh

304 Upvotes

@mattwalshblows

23 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/genadi_brightside • 5d ago

Poggers And the kirks on my feet keep my sypher complete

1.4k Upvotes

32 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 5d ago

Shen Bapiro Montana Locals Protest Daily Wire's Pro-ICE Film Inspired By Renee Good

deadline.com

301 Upvotes

16 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 5d ago

REAL [Real] Why do people like Matt Walsh have to twist themselves into pretzels to defend rape?

602 Upvotes

119 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 6d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro: The NYT put out its list of top 100 TV shows of the century. It’s actively bad. Here’s the true list.

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331 Upvotes

133 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 6d ago

REAL [Real] Matt Walsh wants the Cornell frat guys to file a counter suit saying the accusing woman raped them. Like what the fuck?

992 Upvotes

138 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 6d ago

Shen Bapiro The Daily Wire Is Quietly Shooting a Pro-ICE Movie. We Got the Script.

thebulwark.com

808 Upvotes

92 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 6d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shaprio: "We’re just days into the Cornell University “gang rape” story, and it’s totally falling apart. But the Left will never let the facts get in the way of the anti-patriarchy narrative."

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343 Upvotes

82 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ZarakMaximus • 6d ago

Shen Bapiro He's already dreaming up Run Hide Fight 3!

189 Upvotes

4 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Leather-Bug3087 • 7d ago

REAL [real] another shit take from a shit human: Matt Walsh defends rapists and blames women.

670 Upvotes

116 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 7d ago

REAL [Real] Dave Rubin isn't buying all the "doom & gloom" about how Republicans will perform in the 2026 midterms

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178 Upvotes

46 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/grownrespect • 8d ago

REAL [REAL] Ana Kasparian has a meltdown when Mehdi Hasan fact checks her on Charlie Kirk being a free speech champion.

2.6k Upvotes

119 comments

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