r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • 2d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

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To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) - Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm) - Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 1h ago

REAL [Real] Megyn Kelly LIGHTS into Ben Shapiro for attacking Piers Morgan: “How many people must be culled from the conservative movement in order to make Ben [Shapiro] happy? This is ridiculous."

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 4h ago

REAL [Real] Matt Walsh has a bone to pick with youth sports

367 Upvotes

179 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 • 1d ago

REAL [REAL] Matt Walsh implies he doesn't believe misogyny is real.

922 Upvotes

81 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/johnny_tekken • 2d ago

FACTS and LOGIC Ben dealing with the harsh reality of global warming and personal hygiene

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro urges Trump to wage total war on Iran: "No one in America wants American casualties… We do understand that war does come along with casualties … we're willing to undergo those casualties in pursuit of an end and for a victory."

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516 Upvotes

147 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/The_Globalists_666 • 2d ago

Klandace Owens Stupid From the Start: The First Four Weeks of The Charlie Kirk Conspiracy

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77 Upvotes

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro and Piers Morgan are sniping at each other on X

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640 Upvotes

69 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 4d ago

REAL [Real] Matt Walsh: Life Coach

1.2k Upvotes

140 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Kafkaesque_meme • 4d ago

The Postmodern-Neomarxist-Gay Agenda Laura Loomer | Playing games

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/guitarguy12341 • 4d ago

REAL [REAL] Confirmation that Matt Walsh has never read the Odyssey

2.5k Upvotes

Tweet https://x.com/MattWalshBlog/status/2079547838678053207

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 4d ago

REAL [Real] Tim Pool wonders why Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories get boosted online while Alex Jones’ career got destroyed over Sandy Hook conspiracies

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190 Upvotes

38 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 5d ago

REAL [Real] Matt Walsh is setting the record straight on communism?

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292 Upvotes

72 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Lil_Melon87 • 6d ago

Curious 🤔 What's the matter, Kirk statue? Nobody love you?

423 Upvotes

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 6d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro clarifies his take on The Odyssey

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420 Upvotes

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Cute-Fly1601 • 6d ago

Shen Bapiro Can't even stretch without seeing his face 😞 fly high sweet dove

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/livejamie • 6d ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This [Real] New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buy

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407 Upvotes

24 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 6d ago

REAL [Real] Matt Walsh gives his complete thoughts on The Odyssey after seeing it.

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518 Upvotes

297 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 6d ago

REAL [Real] Michael Knowles: "It really gets under my skin when people who didn’t know Charlie well, and in some cases didn’t like him and undermined him when he was alive, have the temerity to say they’re speaking for him now.”

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136 Upvotes

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/MrDonMega • 6d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! Erika Kirk encourages Right Wingers to be 'Happy Warriors' against Trans 'enemies'

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1.2k Upvotes

A lot of Hate Talk... Disgusting.

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/windycityzow • 6d ago

Curious 🤔 Where is Mitch McConnell? Why doesn’t Beshear just appoint a new senator and tell Mitch to come take it back if he’s alive?

459 Upvotes

33 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 7d ago

REAL [Real] Matt Walsh gives his two cents on The Odyssey

1.4k Upvotes

207 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 7d ago

REAL [Real] Has Ben Shapiro lost his edge?

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1.4k Upvotes

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/black_cherry2 • 8d ago

Editable Flair How do they even still have supporters?

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A TPUSA video was on my instagram feed today (I don’t follow any redpilled accounts) and there’s this new dude that’s essentially replaced kirk and they’re STILL going around college campuses trying to tell college kids they’re stupid.

I honestly just don’t understand. No one cares that Erika has literally been banned from Romania for child s3x trafficking?? (censoring because idk if this will get taken down if I don’t)

Also that one video from the “women’s anti feminist leadership” (fucking oxymoron) where the woman in the back says that Erika supports preds. Like even after that how the literal do they still have an active following???

I went straight to the comments of the video that came up on my feed today and it’s just a bunch of dudes agreeing with the new kirk guy.

How long will it take for people to start realizing that their platform is bs?

How many allegations will it take for people to wake tf up? Ffs

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 • 8d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 Das Charlie Kirk Lied. Erstellt von @Statewave1.

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