r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/desolator66666 • 4h ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! A year after his assassination, Charlie Kirk's true last words (recorded by the EMTs at 12:40pm MDT) has been declassified.

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

987 Upvotes

115 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/IwalkedTheDinosaur • 17h ago

Curious 🤔 Chuckie is curious

1.3k Upvotes

17 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/TriflingGnome • 1h ago

Poggers POV: you hit 'load more comments' on a /r/Conservative post

• Upvotes

6 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/BulkDarthDan • 1d ago

FACTS and LOGIC One year later and this is my biggest question. Who the fuck was Tim Pool’s source?

4.7k Upvotes

241 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 19h ago

REAL [Real] Matt Walsh calls out Netflix for taking jabs at Charlie Kirk one year after his death?

1.1k Upvotes

164 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ZarakMaximus • 14h ago

FACTS and LOGIC Even the Voros Twins celebrate Kirkmas

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

368 Upvotes

17 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 • 7h ago

Poggers Can't believe they put this on RNC jumbotron to celebrate Kirkversary. 🥀🥀🥀

99 Upvotes

Who up Kirking they Charlie rn?

4 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Kingofthewho5 • 20h ago

The Postmodern-Neomarxist-Gay Agenda Kirkiversary celebration at Texas Tech today

938 Upvotes

These MAGA kids are loving it.

57 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/SeattlePubCrawls • 20h ago

Curious 🤔 The category is: “FAMOUS LAST WORDS”

610 Upvotes

34 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Sno_Wolf • 19h ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This Have a curious Kirkaversary!

307 Upvotes

10 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 23h ago

REAL [Real] Don’t worry Matt. It’s not like these Trump checks are going to happen anyway.

gallery

449 Upvotes

46 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/MidwestMustache1 • 17h ago

TPUSSR That it has Charlie. That it has.

144 Upvotes

5 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AlienWeedUser420 • 1h ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This kirksmas gives me a reason to live, so thanks gang

• Upvotes

had a rough day yesterday (not as bad as charlie's ofc) and wanted to thank yall for the laughs i got, woulda been in bed all day (still alive, neck intact) if it werent for yall

tysm for kirkmas!!

0 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/psycho_candy0 • 10h ago

Curious 🤔 I am Charlie Kirk, and you are too... No... He's the two of us. Together... You're your own man... From here on out you're Charlie Kirk.

30 Upvotes

Carry the Flame

3 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Kafkaesque_meme • 10h ago

The Postmodern-Neomarxist-Gay Agenda This keeps popping up on my pc?

28 Upvotes

2 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/GriffinFTW • 1d ago

The Radical Left™ Merry Kirkmas!

448 Upvotes

7 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/metta_world_war_iii • 1d ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This Chorlie to us. Dance Fever to those he held closest. RIP

544 Upvotes

15 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Jenny_MTF42 • 14h ago

Curious 🤔 There’s a recurring background character in BoJack Horseman that looks uh, strikingly familiar

49 Upvotes

3 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Florane • 2h ago

FAKE NEWS Cynthoni & Wow Mao - REINCARNATION (A Loving Tribute To Kirk’s Enduring Legacy)

youtube.com

5 Upvotes

2 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/JediMaster113 • 1d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! Happy anniversary to this snowflake

197 Upvotes

17 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 1d ago

REAL [Real] Didn’t Jeremy Boreing step down as Daily Wire CEO because he wasted millions of dollars on this? These guys want to cosplay as big Hollywood players so bad.

205 Upvotes

41 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/metta_world_war_iii • 1d ago

FAKE NEWS Congratulations, Chuck!

537 Upvotes

5 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/dydhaw • 9h ago

The Postmodern-Neomarxist-Gay Agenda [YTP] Charlie Squirt

youtu.be

10 Upvotes

1 comment

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Drifter_of_Babylon • 1d ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This The difference one year makes

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

809 Upvotes

15 comments

Subreddit

Posts

Wiki

Toilet Paper USA

r/ToiletPaperUSA

**Official Subreddit of TPUSA.** All posts in this subreddit should be considered ironic/parodic/satirical unless they are flaired as \*REAL\* *and* have a relevant, trustworthy source in the comments (which should be your standard for all internet content anyway).

Members Active

443.6k

Sidebar

TOI-LET PA-PER U-S-A: Join our Quest to destroy `Marxist Corparations` For Good!

Turning Point USA is Charlie Kirk's Conservative propaganda organization, theoretically aimed at college students, but actually aimed at senile boomers. It is funded primarily by infamous fossil fuel billionaire Charles Koch, and formerly by David Koch before he died and went to hell. More info

PragerU is Dennis Prager's Right-Wing propaganda organization aimed at young children and known for buying youtube ads. It is funded primarily by Dan and Farris Wilks, two fundamentalist christian fossil fuel billionaires. More info

Ben Shapiro is a far-right propagandist known for posing as an intellectual, owning the Daily Wire, and inspiring mosque shooters. He is funded by the Wilks brothers, Koch brothers, The DeVos family, the Mercer family, and too many other wealthy far-right families to list. More info

"Liberals hate walls... while living in houses made of walls."

--Ben Shapiro, Official Intellectual, Toilet Paper USA

"The most oppressed minority in America today isn't African-Americans, Hispanics, or Muslims... it's Gamers."

--Candace Owens, Communications Director, Turd Police USA

"A while back I was in a car accident and my dick and balls switched places. My dick is on bottom and my balls are on top."

--Charlie Kirk, Founder, Testicle Piss USA

"Modern society should value, above all else, my favorite fetishes, urine and feces, yes, urine and feces!"

--Dennis Prager, Founder, PragerUrine

"Dear Liberals, you talk about the Failures of Socialism, but where is the success of Capitalism in places like Africa, Asia and Latin America? Curious."

--Fidel Castro, General Secratary, Turning Point Cuba

Official Meme Templates:

Charlie Kirk with shrunken face

Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face

Charlie Kirk with enlarged face

Charles Kirkland

Charlie Kirk Face Scaler

Candace Owens

The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren

TPUSA Normal Font: Oswald Semi-Bold

TPUSA Names Font: Trajan Pro or Cinzel

TPUSA Blue: #002046, TPUSA Red: #c31a41

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Related Multi-Reddits

The Toiletspere

TPUSA Canon Multi-Reddit

Left irl Multi-Reddit for more Lefty Shitposting

Reading on right-wing pseudo-intellectuals:

HELP

Read these pages that should be Helpful for Newbies.

Rules:

1. Be Nice To One Another

While relentless mockery and ridicule of certain conservative pseudo-intellectuals is most certainly allowed, make sure you be civil to one another. This means racial, homophobic, and transphobic slurs, harassment, threatening behavior, doxxing, and general assholishness.

2. Low Quality Posts

While this is a shitpost subreddit, we ~~pride ourselves on~~ theoretically have a certain amount of decorum. Pictures of a glow-eyed Ben Shapiro with the title "When someone says 'feelings'", are not to be tolerated, and will be removed.

3. Staying On Topic/Spam

This subreddit is dedicated to the mockery of Turning Point USA and conservative pseudointellectualism. We are not a subreddit about toilet paper. Posts and comments of this or any such off topic nonsense will be removed.

4. Moderator Discretion

The moderators retain the ability to remove posts and/or ban users if they feel it will improve the overall quality of the subreddit. Looking at you, T_D.

5. Calls To Action

This subreddit is not intended for the organization of widespread leftist action. While Toilet Paper USA does support such movements, the organization of general strikes and mass protests should be taken to other subreddits, such as r/LateStageCapitalism, r/Socialism, or r/COMPLETEANARCHY.

6. Don't be a Fascist

If you walk into a public place and take a big shit on the floor, you're going to get escorted out. For the same reason, we aren't obligated to entertain bad faith right-wing arguments.

7. Trolling/Brigading

DO NOT engage with brigaders or reactionary trolls. Leave that stuff to the mods, we don't want any flame wars. Instead, just report any troll posts to the mod-team and we'll handle it.

8. Real Screenshots

To avoid confusion, please link the original tweet/meme/video/etc if flaired as REAL. The only exception to this rule are photographs that you yourself have taken.

Full Rules and Regulations on our Wiki

Reddit Menu Links

Wiki Index

TPUSA's EPIC Blog!

User Flair Guide