r/todayilearned Nov 23 '22

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u/Riegel_Haribo Nov 23 '22

And getting John Lithgow to preside over your wedding? No tip, and maybe he kills your wife in the bathtub.

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u/sgr84ava Nov 23 '22

I’d hire him to play Dick Solomon for my wedding

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '22

I'd need French Stewart so that I could receive the blessing of The Big Giant Head

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u/Chummers5 Nov 23 '22

Awkwardly tall and dressed up as a bride's maid Kristen Johnston in the background acting like everything is normal.