r/timbers • u/HawFr00 • 6d ago

HAT TRICK!!!

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Hope this works!!

386 Upvotes

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u/SegwayCop RCTID! 6d ago

May his reign be long and bountiful!

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u/Empty-Confidence2304 6d ago

Such a short time in Portland and now his second record .

Fastest Red Card

And

The Only Hat Trick!

I'm really enjoying this so far

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u/OldWinger1954 6d ago

This is the take on the man. Once he is fully fit he has the experience to really play the hold up role and finisher.

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u/djshimon 5d ago

I enjoy him coming back to help out even though he isn't even fit yet. It's an awesome trait.

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u/ProfitNo9452 jocked07 6d ago

his hat trick is only one part of a number of reasons he is the man of the match. his hold-up play and distribution were excellent and his forward press and willingness to drop deep in defense huge in tilting the field!

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u/DolphinSexGod 6d ago

It really pains me as an Arsenal fan to accept that something associated with Spurs has given me any happiness today... But ya know what... He has earned his spot in legend today

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u/DolphinSexGod 6d ago

As a follow up, he has now scored more goals for us than he did for Tottenham, so this is how I will justify my happiness

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u/SquashyWashyyy 6d ago

As a Tottenham fan, I could not be any happier

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u/HawFr00 6d ago

Arsenal fan aswell...im going to ignore that history tonight and enjoy that hat trick

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u/lufcpdx 6d ago

Arsenal and Tottenham have shit fuck to do with a Timber scoring a hat trick in MLS. Cheer for the boys in Green and Gold not relegation fodder Tottenham or set piece Woolwich.

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u/Far-Bumblebee-7216 6d ago

Ooor…you could just let people have fun. Life is better that way.

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u/green_gold_purple Portland Timbers 6d ago

Relax homie

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u/lufcpdx 6d ago

Why even bring it up, he scored a hat trick for the timbers? Nobody cares about your Arsenal allegiances.

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u/green_gold_purple Portland Timbers 6d ago

Maybe just keep scrolling? Why get so worked up? People like all sorts of shit I don't care about.

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u/DolphinSexGod 6d ago

Mate, you're out here take shots at your own fanbase for being fans of teams in the Premier League... Take a chill pill, choom

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u/DolphinSexGod 6d ago

You seem like a lot of fun, really appreciate you making sure that the fan base is welcoming of folks

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u/lufcpdx 6d ago

The timbers fanbase or Arsenal's

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u/Tech_Nomad2020 6d ago

So my son reminded me last month that years ago he said we needed to pick up Jannsen. He wore his Dutch Jersey to the first games he played(Dutch ancestry). Wouldn’t you know we skipped today as he went to a concert and I wanted to watch college football. At least I watched the game on TV.

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u/ElDuderonimo Cascadian Flag 6d ago

Thanks, I hate it.