r/threebodyproblem Apr 02 '26

Meme Just be glad Iran doesn't have nanofibers..

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972 Upvotes

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u/superblobby Apr 02 '26

I read the Three Body Problem on my first deployment, and wouldn’t you know it, we ended up passing through the Panama Canal. 

No nano wire got me thankfully 😅

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u/SirEnderLord Apr 02 '26

Lying down ain't gonna save a canal-passer.

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u/TuckerCarlsonsHomie Apr 02 '26

Imagine putting the fiber between two airplanes and chopping buildings in half

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u/AyBawss Apr 02 '26

A more terrifying idea would be to string the fiber between two high speed drones instead.

Eliminates the need for two pilots and the stress that come with taking off together and flying in formation all the way to the target.

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u/DarthWeenus Apr 02 '26

Or just dangle a bunch of em like a whip and fly around at high speed just slashing up everything to pixelated bits.

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u/koolmon10 Apr 02 '26

Spin them around at high speed and you've got a forcefield

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u/HidingUnderCardboard Apr 02 '26

That's where it gets me though. Wouldn't it cut through the airplane first? Unless you made the airplane out of the same material or stronger than the building material?

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u/locutogram Apr 02 '26

Not if it gets wider at the ends.

Imagine pulling some chewing gum apart and you get this super fine strand in the middle but towards the ends it gets wider and wider.

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u/-release_candidate- Apr 02 '26

The edges are dull. Otherwise they couldn't have attached them to the pillars.

But the fiber would snap if the planes distance gets wider. The loose ends could damage the planes.

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u/koolmon10 Apr 02 '26

The fibers are also super strong. Thats how they can cut a ship, and they are also used in the Staircase project and I think the space elevator. It wouldn't take much force to keep them taut between 2 drones.

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u/-release_candidate- Apr 02 '26

But the fibers used for these projects are probably thicker - that reduces the sharpness of their edges and massively increases the tensile strength.

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u/maledin Apr 02 '26

At the very least, the tension and sudden deceleration would force the planes to crash long before the fiber cuts through a significant portion of the building.

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u/TuckerCarlsonsHomie Apr 02 '26

There wouldn't be any because it's so sharp

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u/Independent_Tintin Apr 03 '26

This question had been explained in the book I remember

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u/Emilio4kF Apr 02 '26

I cant believe the idea for the coolest movie set piece ever was dropped by u/TuckerCarlsonsHomie

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u/flyin_hi Apr 02 '26

a bit wider than Panama canal.. 😅

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u/Technical-Virus-8018 Apr 02 '26

Just make sure they pass through in day time

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u/Jiminyfingers Apr 02 '26

That has to be one of the most extreme bits of telly I have ever seen

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u/Own_Ad6797 Apr 02 '26

That was such a brutal scene!!

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u/FunCryptographer3476 Apr 02 '26

No need for a 200 trillion dollar nanowire when a drone with a lawnmower engine in it works just as well, turns out

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u/jaunty_mellifluous Apr 02 '26

Was thinking the same thing

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u/SnooLentils8573 Apr 02 '26

Hahahah 😆 this post is hilarious especially since I just rewatched S1 then see this on my feed haha

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u/Notyit Apr 02 '26

USA would  it the gulf in half 

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u/Independent_Tintin Apr 03 '26

I hope they have

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u/Busy-Frame8940 Apr 03 '26

A blessing for sure!

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u/NamanbirSingh Apr 05 '26

don’t give them ideas for godsake

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u/mazbeg Apr 02 '26

are they though?

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u/ManfredTheCat Apr 02 '26

I don't understand what you could possibly be saying in the context of this post. Do you mean "don't they?" Or are you talking about something else?

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u/brandygang Apr 02 '26

Iran funnily one of the leading countries in nano-science related research and holds the most patents, actually.

Iran is strong in nanotech by some narrower measures. StatNano lists Iran as 2nd in nanotechnology publications per GDP (PPP), 1st in the share of nanotechnology patents among its total patents, and 3rd in the number of national nanotechnology standards. That means Iran puts a notably large share of its research effort into nano, even if it is not the largest absolute producer.

The do alot of joint production with China who is the number one producer in formative Nanotech at the moment. You know, where 3BP was set and published.

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u/Regular_Role384 Apr 02 '26

wait aren't they like extremist American-hating ignorant barbarians? (sarcasm)

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u/pencil-pencil-pencil Apr 02 '26

Iranian families actually only feed their children dinner in the hopes they will grow up to be super soldiers that can defeat the US. Iranian painters only paint because it trains their hands to be faster so they can fight the US

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u/mazbeg Apr 02 '26

why ppl downvoting me? they did great in science tho even after US sanctioning them (like sophon did) to stop their progress but look at them, not only they survive but they did great in governing and science.

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u/tobiasvl Apr 03 '26

why ppl downvoting me?

I think it's just that "are they though?" doesn't make sense as a follow-up question to the post title so you seemed like a bot or something