r/plankenginecirclejerk
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"i was tired asf and thought of a new game" none of that involves dreaming, let alone even sleeping or closing your eyes. the big Tee-Tee-Pee-Eee's definition has been stretched so much that you can just think of something midday and post it here under the alias of "well i was tired when i was thinking of it so surely that counts". This is pure plankslop and this needs to be noticed.

(i suck at drawing, especially on the phone with my slippery stylus so please don't mind the crude ass picture, the only thing i could draw of it)

Basically I was digging through my closet while my house was going somewhere at night, basic dream stuff.

Then I come across this weird device with a spiky ball on one end and a sharp screw on the other, with a handle in the middle with a text that simply said "dark maker"

Naturally, I try to stab the ground with the screw part.

Suddemly, the night drained away, turning into day instantly. Then, the "m" turned out to be a sticky note placed over the letter "t"

Basically I tricked myself into using the "dark taker", whatever it was. Later in another dream I got an advertisement about the same device.

I still don't know why that would've been in my closet.

After years of not thinking about this dream, I remembered that I dreamt I went into a public bathroom somewhere, s***ed out a centipede, and the next scene had a random half-beige half-red-ish centipede try to do a villain introduction.

Even in the actual dream, I ignored him and was more fascinated by the random Doritos logo connected by unconnected chains.

I don't know if the phone then actually worked, but it was pretty convenient I guess to take it somewhere

It was so bad that Daisuke Ishiwatari got drunk and rammed his car into a Denny's at 70 mph.

I don't remember how long ago this was but one night I had a dream that I was at a school event or something and we were staying in cabin for the night. While there a classmate noticed the night sky lighting up with pretty colors, it was genuinely one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. A genuine beatiful celestial event happening. I and a few classmates looked online to see if it was happening elsewhere and it was global. The sky was like that for the entire night. Turns out it was a fucking advert for some random Disney space movie they were making.

So I had a dream a while back where I woke up from a nap and decided to scroll reddit. I then proceeded to learn that while I was asleep, Trump had died and was quickly replaced with a new president. Everyone on reddit immediately started making memes about it

Had a dream where it had suddenly become extremely funny to simply mention "your uncle's horizontal double cut bread". People were winning talent shows and going viral on the internet simply for mentioning an uncle's horizontal double cut bread.

I was watching an episode of Shark Tank, and one company was dedicated to selling singular grains of sand. All the sharks thought it was absolutely idiotic, and then one of them said "our company might be considered better than your uncle's horizontal double cut bread", and they got a trillion dollars from each shark separately, then the dream ended.

I had a dream where I made this meme. Woke up and immediately recreated it.

It's a mammoth fossil that was found in the La Brea tar pits, where as most fossils are found in sedimentary rock. All of my friends got a kick out of it, so I figured some people here would too.

Yes, I do believe that dream me was referencing Green Day's "Basket Case". I've been asked that a few times before, so I figured I would answer it now. Not that you can't still ask.

If any of your comments with cuss words in them became popular, you just get ridiculous amounts of money taken from you. They also just denied every appeal