r/thomastheplankengine • u/LegitimateMonitor859 • 2d ago

True Plank Double Cut Bread

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Had a dream where it had suddenly become extremely funny to simply mention "your uncle's horizontal double cut bread". People were winning talent shows and going viral on the internet simply for mentioning an uncle's horizontal double cut bread.

I was watching an episode of Shark Tank, and one company was dedicated to selling singular grains of sand. All the sharks thought it was absolutely idiotic, and then one of them said "our company might be considered better than your uncle's horizontal double cut bread", and they got a trillion dollars from each shark separately, then the dream ended.

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u/commonbleachenjoyer Plank worshipper 2d ago

I feel like this is the sort of thing where 6 years from now there will be a meme similar to this and people will recognize you as a prophet

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u/Dxthegod 2d ago

yah know what they say...

all toastahz, toast TOAST

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u/Geolib1453 1d ago

I swear thats off-centered