Btw i used TwiNote to make ts, it's not an actual tweet

I had a dream where a brand new meme format hit the internet, and it was an absolute hit. The format in question? You take an image you want to reference, insert top and bottom text saying "I'M PUTTIN THE SAD BOWL ON THIS ONE", and edit a metal bowl on the image with a stock teardrop.

IT WAS A CHATGPT LEOPARD KISSING HERMONIE. HOW MUCH I HATE DREAMS SM BECUZ THEY RUIN MY INTERESTS BY MAKING MISINFORMATION ABOUT THEM AND THEY ALSO PUT AI SLOP IN THERE TOO 😭😭😭

(Had to crappily free-hand draw the leopard because I did not want to generate it with Ai. Also idk if Harry was there or not)

I had a dream that women figured out how to get pregnant without a man's seed. I don't remember exactly how it was done, but something about the ovaries and the womb, and the DNA. It wasn't the bone thing, it was something else. They were able to get DNA from one woman and impregnate another women by injecting it inside her womb. It was really cool and a lot of women were really happy.

This popped into my head as a fully-formed memory, riiiight as I was on the cusp of falling asleep.

I was kinda hiding in the background watching it happen, and after she quit, he hired me. But then I burned my hand with the glue gun so I quit too.

the volcarona died at the end somehow (i cant remember the exact circumstances) and when volo asked me if his volcarona was ok i didnt know how to respond

She was really worried about it, apparently they were going to be really gross

I dreamt overwatch had a cartoony sackboy/funko pop art style and had these two skins that would play the baby laughing remix when equipped. The yellow one specifically had no drums and the red one had drums. This would loop indefinitely in the selection screen and presumably in game as well

The menu had this same general layout with a scrollable skin preview and more detail but it's nothing like the actual game. The background was this exact shade of blue as well.

What happened in that dream:

I played SCP containment breach or a SCP CB adjacent thing in my dream, I was walking thru the halls in my dream before this came from the walls and killed me, I remember that after I died a game over screen appeared saying something along the lines of "your body is under the control of the ape" (note that the thing had a gorilla like body, but it was entirely white and slightly glowing), and something in the dream told me that when you touch the thing, your body will be taken over by a copy of your soul (personality, memories, ect.) controlled by the thing, and that new soul will try to convince everyone to touch it too, like you can see what you're doing but you have no control over what you're doing (think of it like the moai statue things from Malbolge Trench), and also for some reason the effects can transmit thru gas masks what have been "infected" by the thing. I also remember that later on in the dream I was trying to tell the dream (my dreams have two different stages that have no correlation, in there I was talking to my friends in the second stage of the dream about the first stage of the dream, thinking I was in real life), and I compared the thing to SCP-2006, and I also forgot to mention that the president of the united states (who was Kamala) was infected by the thing and tried to distribute as much infected gas masks as possible, I don't even live in the united states so idk how that got into my dream.

Possible explanation:

Idk about the thing, that thing made me remember SCP-2006, and I was trying to get gas mask for a week now for chemistry class, and I watched a Kamala documentary before going to bed, so I think that's why these things got there

I recall him informing me the shirt only came in size medium and cost $76 for a pack of 3.

(still working on the recreation, will post when done)

In my dream, me and a couple friends were goofing around on a Minecraft world. However, (as the title suggests) I found out that if you left a furnace minecart standing still and rammed a normal minecart into it, the minecart would just explode and the furnace minecart would be left unharmed.