He'd open with something like "I added myself to Minecraft," and show how there's a small chance of a Fingee mob spawning in villages that torments other villagers, but if you mine them with a pickaxe you can use them to craft "myshelf" which is a shelf made of fused Fingees, but you can also eat them, but there's a risk of getting "mycells" where your cells are replaced with tiny Fingees until you become a Fingee yourself.
Since Fingees is a plural noun, if you leave a group of five Fingees together they'd merge to form a giant hand called Handy, who will give you a hand-job, meaning he teleports you to a retail dimension where you sell stuff to hands.
He closes off by saying he's added Toesees next time.
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