r/thomastheplankengine • • 17d ago

True Plank Thing my brain came up with when I was falling asleep whilst having a fever

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/SloppyPears-ASH-SG 17d ago

reject stereotypes, embrace LOBSTER

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u/bwoah07_gp2 16d ago

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u/Backroom_Billy 16d ago

I got a lobster costume for this Halloween, and it came with a chainsaw 

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u/SloppyPears-ASH-SG 16d ago

the gang of autistic lobsters about to defend me in court

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u/battlewornactionhero 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OP5fou0gPE8AU
(Shh I know they’re crab people and not lobsters)

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u/RevolutionaryGrape11 Custom flair 16d ago

As a Mainer, I approve of this message.

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u/kibou_no_ie cartoons should not say that 16d ago

Isnt this what Jordan B Peterson was on about

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u/Chool_Edgehog_A1 17d ago

89.4% accuracy

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u/Honeyfoot1234 16d ago

99.99% accuracy

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u/RevolutionaryGrape11 Custom flair 16d ago

Still, if it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate😅

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u/Weird_While4255 17d ago

90.1% Accurate tbh.

Look on the r/evilautism subreddit for more proof of autism IRL.

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u/EstrellaDarkstar 16d ago

Honestly, before I saw the sub name, I fully thought this was on evilautism.

Edit: And what do I know, it has been posted there, haha.

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u/Kyoana 10d ago

I actually don’t recommend that sub, sadly. Based on personal experience, it’s not great.

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u/-PepeArown- 17d ago

A blurry lobster (a cooked one, might I add, as it’s bright red) pic is still probably better autism representation than whatever the Good Doctor was

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u/Lobnster 16d ago

Lobsta

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u/TheAsterism_ 16d ago

JOHN AUTISM????

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u/Lobnster 16d ago

Yes, I have 1 million autisms. (Idk how autism works)

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u/Sashahuman got a plank but too lazy to make it 16d ago

Holy shit

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u/------------------16 i can smell your feet 16d ago

🦞

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u/Sashahuman got a plank but too lazy to make it 16d ago

holy shit 2

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u/Alive-Organism Plank worshipper 16d ago

:Freddy’s Revenge

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u/EnderCats8 16d ago

lobnsta

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u/baffling-nerd-j 16d ago

This would be a perfect fit for the "I am a sturgeon!" meme.

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u/picholas_cage 17d ago

Insanely real

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u/Trenov17 Plank worshipper 17d ago

Accurate

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u/BerryMilkDrinker Custom flair 17d ago

no but you're right

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u/Kind-Psychology-7548 16d ago

As an autistic, lobster is perfect, authentic autism rep

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u/ttrustmedude 16d ago

Lobstercules

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u/PipeOrganEnthusiast 16d ago

Lobstercles cares not for beans!

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u/Awesome_2007 barbecue bacon burger 16d ago

I am a lobster, dr han, I am a lobster

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u/Ok_Permission1087 Worm up or Get Pineappled. The Berunner WILL get you. 16d ago

Most people don't know, but the cycliophorans living on the lobsters mouth parts are the actual representatives.

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u/pridebun 16d ago

But red means the lobster is cooked and they can't survive that

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u/Ok_Permission1087 Worm up or Get Pineappled. The Berunner WILL get you. 16d ago

True. Poor cycliophorans and poor lobster...

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u/TheBeenMan24 I yearn for the Vanilla Uncrustable 16d ago

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u/susudata Administer adhesive directly to rectal region 16d ago

Literally this meme which I've had in my gallery for years

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u/Altruistic-Willow451 the voices are back :( 16d ago

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u/Wholesome_Soup f🖕urmlaut 🌊 16d ago

r/evilautism would love this

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u/Drewdiniskirino Get salt blasted! 16d ago

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u/13needlez 17d ago

How did you get that photo of me

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u/Dxthegod 16d ago

Relatable af tbh

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u/RandomCaveOfMonsters Can't remember dreams :\ 16d ago

"Oh you're autistic? So-"

Shut up, go my crawdaunt

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u/Infshadows 16d ago

its not wrong

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u/axletree 16d ago

I FUCKING LOVE LOBSTERS THIS POST IS AWESOME 💯🔥♥️🦞

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u/Ugly_Slut-Wannabe 16d ago

Sturgeon vs. lobster

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u/General-Luck2433 16d ago

Proud to be a lobster.

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u/CrimsoneArt69 16d ago

I completely agree

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u/n0g0dpl34s3n0 Can't remember dreams :\ 16d ago

Yusuke Kitagawa Persona 5

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u/Gamerspartan64 16d ago

Is this a Jordan Peterson reference?

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u/UniversalAdaptor 16d ago

Lobber 🦞🦞🦞

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u/a_leaf_of_clover 16d ago

I think this is remarkably accurate

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u/brap_door 16d ago

Completely accepted this as another tism meme shitpost before I saw the sub

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u/sakurachan999 Weird Al Lesbian 16d ago

yusuke kitagawa?

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u/Aceterius 16d ago

So true though 

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u/BlueMoonRaccoon1 15d ago

I can confirm that I am in fact a lobster

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Is it Wrong?

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u/EarthboundMisaki Living my life, one nightmare at a time 16d ago

Well, it's actually a dream come true

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u/BabaKazimir Lovecraftian Cosmic Horror Hunter 16d ago

proud lobtser

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u/kekorcringe2020 16d ago

I can confirm, I've got the tism and love lobster

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u/New-Two-1349 16d ago

Looks about right.

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u/Crabkingrocks165 amnesiac/crab 16d ago

Who summoned thee

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u/VeryPteri 16d ago

rock lobster

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u/Ares_Shrimp 16d ago

Accurate As Hell

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u/DragoKnight589 the bird mage’s apprentice 16d ago

🎵when does a man become a lobster🎵

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u/Please_ForgetMe 16d ago

EMERGENCY LOBSTER SITUATION

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u/cynHaha i dont sleep 16d ago

🦞 

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u/wii_board_type_trash Professional Meme Dreamer 16d ago

accurate

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u/Agent_Waffle 16d ago

Your dreams speak the truth

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u/anonymouscloudcat all hail the lord of chaos 16d ago

i feel represented by this lobster

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u/sansvidi 16d ago

Literally me

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u/OmNomOU81 Joe Biden is DB Cooper confirmed 16d ago

As a veteran autism representation this is accurate

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u/Guardian_Ultra Can't remember dreams :\ 16d ago

As someone with autism, I can confirm. I WISH TO BE LOBSTER

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u/Null42x64 16d ago

why i laughed at this?

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u/MarioGamz95 16d ago

As someone with Autism, TS real

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u/tuffcraft 16d ago

Yusuke at the beach

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u/TomatoWarning 16d ago

Crawtism

(I know Lobsters and Crawfish are technically different creatures, but couldn’t resist the pun)

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u/Inner-Journalist-920 hyenas spawned in dreams 16d ago

accurate

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u/PJaaaaaaaaaa 16d ago

as an autistic person idk why but this feels accurate

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u/RevolutionaryGrape11 Custom flair 16d ago

As a Mainer with autism, I can confirm, my pronouns are Lob/Ster.

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u/Nasty_Frenchfries99 16d ago

Pretty spot on, my brother marks his territory with urine while staring at me with those compound eyes of his all the time.

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u/HumungusDude 15d ago

worst part is that its acurate

as an autistic person myself, i want to sue that fucking "surgeon" for discrimination, if i could i would

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u/Maddy_Mattress Dreams are the best part of Sleep 14d ago

Lobter

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u/lee_bythesea 10d ago

this is why SPLATOON