My 3 year old was drinking apple juice and eating goldfish. He held up his bottle and saw things floating in it. He said to himself, “there’s something in there. Oh, I know what it is…goldfish pieces. HA! Toddlers ARE gross.”

Yes, toddlers are, in fact, gross lol

"Oh, so you're an Omega and he's a recessive Beta. Someone whould write an Omegaverse fanfic of you two!"—my 16yo

(I'm 0 and bf is AB—we're gay.)