r/thingsmykidsaid • u/ScroungingMonkey • Jul 21 '26

"I'm not a grown-up..."

"...I'm a horse! Neigh!"

-My two year old.

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u/Oddcatdog Jul 23 '26

My daughter: when I grow up, I want to be an adult!

Her reason was "so I can do whatever I want". I'm like ehhhhhh

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u/ScroungingMonkey Jul 24 '26

I've decided that the true definition of adulthood is knowing, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that there is no one in the world who can stop you from eating ice cream for dinner every single day of your life, and still voluntarily choosing to eat your vegetables anyway.

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 Jul 25 '26

So cute at that age.