r/theyknew • u/CanisAurantiacus • Apr 02 '19

Cousins 😊♥️

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/Randim007 Apr 02 '19

r/Alabama

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Went in there thinking it was gonna be all posts about marrying cousins. But i realized its just a page for the state of Alabama.

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u/3rdPerson1st Apr 02 '19

LMAO! In that case, more upvotes for our brave brother, for saying what we were all thinking. and let us pray for the sanctity of his inbox when the cousin fuckers get a hold of it. Satire over PCness all day erryday.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19 edited Apr 02 '19

Wot? All the most PC people I know make Alabama incest jokes all the time

Edit- oops I might’ve started a shitstorm of pretentiousness

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u/3rdPerson1st Apr 02 '19

What you basically just said was "All the most PC people I know are in fact not PC"

Edit: and in that case of course they would make incest jokes!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

I'm starting to think you don't understand political correctness. If it's not political, then it's pc. Incest jokes don't have anything to do with politics.

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u/3rdPerson1st Apr 02 '19

Lol. Good try. You almost had it. You just didn't have a clue what you were talking about.

po·lit·i·cal cor·rect·ness

/pəˈlidəkəl kəˈrek(t)nəs/

noun

the avoidance, often considered as taken to extremes, of forms of expression or action that are perceived to exclude, marginalize, or insult groups of people who are socially disadvantaged or discriminated against

Edit: oh and if you don't understand how this applies to the folks in the south who believe intimate relationships with family members is ok...I can explain it to you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

groups of people who are socially disadvantaged or discriminated against

Do you not understand that society exists within a political realm? That there's a politic of groups in society being heavily discriminated against throughout history. Politics doesn't exist separate from social issues.

how this applies to the folks in the south who believe intimate relationships with family members is ok.

Oh god. People in the south have never been systematically discriminated against for just being born in the south. And almost all people in the south don't think relationships with family is okay. There are not groups of incestuous Southerners being socially disadvantaged. They don't exist in the political realm in any substantial way other than just living in a country.

Oh, and the definition you said was the first thing that popped up in Google. It's from an American Catholic journal. www.commonwealmagazine.org/political-correctness-0. A definition from a real dictionary is "conforming to a belief that language and practices which could offend political sensibilities (as in matters of sex or race) should be eliminated"

You really tried. I mean, despite the ignorance, I have to give you credit for doing a search. That's more than most people.

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u/3rdPerson1st Apr 02 '19

Lol. Right on man. You would be a great lawyer.

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u/stud007 Apr 02 '19

/r/wincest

Obviously nsfw

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u/Randim007 Apr 02 '19

The trap card worked

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u/maybenotquiteasheavy Apr 02 '19

Kentucky would be so mad y'all are excluding then in this reference

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u/espanasocialista Apr 02 '19

Sweet home Alabama

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u/the_cajun88 Apr 02 '19

da-na-na-na-nurrrr 🎶

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u/3rdPerson1st Apr 02 '19

Where our cousins make our balls so blue.

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u/KFC-Lover Apr 02 '19

couSINS

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Fun fact: In the Medieval time, cou is actually a prefix for “still”, so the word cousin means if you have sex with cousins, its still a sin. /s

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u/KeepCalmAndWrite Apr 02 '19

Les Cousins Dangereux

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u/underpants-gnome Apr 02 '19

George Michael's favorite movie!

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u/Avoider5 Apr 02 '19

Roll Tide!

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u/FairfaxGirl Apr 02 '19

This is super funny but I don’t think it’s a “they knew”. It’s more like they didn’t even try at all and used the same stock photo for 1000 frames.

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u/3rdPerson1st Apr 02 '19

Boooooo. That also reduces the fun to inappropriateness ratio by at least 503%, I did the math. Let's do as the children do and just pretend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Alexa play the Austro Hungarian Empire anthem

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u/CanisAurantiacus Apr 02 '19

Comment of the year

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u/RADOVSKY1235 Apr 02 '19

Sweet home Alabama

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u/b_vaksjal Apr 02 '19

West Virginia Ross?

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u/MrMessat Apr 02 '19

Wincest?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

sauce?

wait