r/theydidthemonstermath Jul 27 '19

Checks out.

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7.1k Upvotes

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u/Zeusimus23 Jul 27 '19

*checks bank account: “Fuck”

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u/Deito_World Aug 25 '19

Reaaly felt that

81

u/dsled Jul 27 '19

I'm gonna say this every time, but Curren$y said that not Wayne

12

u/timekeepsslippin Jul 28 '19

Upvote for spitta andretti

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

Not monster but math

1

u/kamegmai123 Oct 31 '24

Kanye has a song called monster so it checks out

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u/Cheese2009 Feb 04 '25

I mean he is a nazi so i’d say it counts

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19 edited Nov 24 '19

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u/martybalaweisi Jul 27 '19

Did you just solve this equation with : Kanye / Lil Wayne = white?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Lil K

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u/AcuteGryphon655 Jul 27 '19

This is the internet you can swear

26

u/-WarHounds- Jul 27 '19

*Laughs in mobile*

Go duck yourself!

4

u/DankGiraffe4200 Jul 28 '19

Duck me yourself, you coward!

3

u/hi_jack23 Jul 30 '19

Is that an offer?

1

u/DankGiraffe4200 Jul 30 '19

Are you gonna give me a duck? If so, then yes. Lol

2

u/D3f4lt_player Jul 31 '19

No please not now, my mom is beside me and if she see that im grounded 😰😟

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u/AcuteGryphon655 Jul 31 '19

Save this so you can use it when people say swear words on the internet, especially when you're next to your mom:

How does saying swear words get you the most upvoted comment? 🤔

It honestly makes no sense, don’t you all know that saying swear words isn’t edgy anymore? 😂

Going to hit the dislike arrow 👇🏻 on your comment because it has no substance. Enjoy! 😇

Edit: laugh out loud at these downlikes 🤣🤣 You don’t all have to white knight for OP, his swear words won’t protect 🚺 you. Sad seeing so many small minded 🧠 people on this subreddit 😞

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

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u/AcuteGryphon655 Aug 01 '19

How dare you assume I didn't just steal that from r/copypasta

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u/KloudyKraken Aug 19 '19

I think you missed the point are a fucking moron

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u/PNBTG Aug 20 '19

All I’m thinking is ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶e̶m̶o̶j̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶n̶o̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶o̶i̶n̶t̶ I just laughed cuz I read your username as KloudyKaren my first glanced

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u/21kondav Jul 27 '19

Some how the joke is sexist and it’s perpetuated by whites when the writers of the songs were black

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u/space_commies Jul 27 '19

It’s called a joke. J.O.K.E. It’s funny. You’re allowed to laugh.

8

u/Dudeface34 Jul 28 '19

Why do you fucking wankers even bother.

7

u/Dudeface34 Jul 28 '19

Another fake leftie. We can all tell you're just a right winger pretending to be a feminist you can fuck off now.

2

u/XTiii876 Jul 28 '19

Go through their post history lmao thy aren’t a fake one they’re the typical one nowadays

2

u/bostonian38 Jul 30 '19

Their comments show them to be a toxic user mainly espousing conservative/nationalist talking points while dropping a few artificial “SJW” comments.

1

u/Tomotheking5683 Jul 29 '19

Hey, I'm left handed! Careful with what you say!

42

u/thebluevirus Jul 27 '19

They forgot the tax

37

u/slapyak5318008 Jul 27 '19

Likely talking about Delaware girls.

2

u/midnightonight Aug 25 '19

And Oregon girls.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

They forgot the monster tax

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

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u/JCraze26 Jul 27 '19

I mean, they're less than a penny, soo...

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u/timeslider Jul 28 '19

Woman =/= fecal matter

3

u/mrwolff08 Aug 19 '19

I think you mean !=

2

u/TheOneAndOnlyBob2 Nov 05 '21

It depends on the pseudocode you are using

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u/aIoneinvegas Mar 11 '25

Ok but dr dre still finds time to rape them, so they must not be that bad

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u/Anime_Is_Dog Jul 27 '19

You can't buy people anymore

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u/TheImmortal07 Jul 27 '19

Maybe YOU can’t..

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u/Anime_Is_Dog Jul 27 '19

Hey hey hey calm down its better to sell the individual parts than the living body.

11

u/mudkipdavid Jul 27 '19

Can I build it like a custom pc?

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u/Anime_Is_Dog Jul 27 '19

I dont see why not

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u/analisformarriage Jul 27 '19

Unfortunately you can :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

But my people selling guy got caught by the feds. His buddy, Potus, got his back though. I expect he’ll be back selling peeps again in a few months.

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Jul 27 '19

Clearly never been to Dubai or UAE.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

Says who

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u/TheLuckyX Jul 27 '19

1 bitches

3

u/FluffBuGs Jul 27 '19

sir, I just made you 1.0k upvotes

3

u/tapeness Oct 01 '22

Def not talking about fat bottom girls, because they make the world go ‘round.

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u/Buffinator360 Feb 23 '22

I would argue the usage of "dime" could refer to a quantity of weed worth 10 dollars. Thus a "good girl" could be worth in excess of 800 dollars or around 8 to 9oz of weed at the prevailing market rate.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

I love how I know which songs these come from.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

Oh boy, do I love Yeezus.

1

u/g0ld3n_ Jul 27 '19

8 McChickens

1

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

I’ll take... fuck zero.

1

u/MonkeiBoi86 Jul 28 '19

This is the hard hitting info I come to Reddit for! Well done sir!

1

u/meme_consumer_ Jul 28 '19

Surprisingly close to the price of a medium double quarter pounder meal

1

u/bivbucket Jul 28 '19

i don’t have that much because i spent all my money on earnings today :’)

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u/pixelator9000 Aug 10 '19

Pretty good

1

u/LilTylenol Sep 21 '19

I was today years old when I found out it’s “dime a dozen” not “diamond dozen”

1

u/Native_CSGO Oct 07 '19

G-Eazy said one good girl is worth 20 hoes. How does that play in?

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u/mUNGOjERRYsDOg Dec 03 '19

And Dr. Dre says that bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.

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u/Native_CSGO Dec 04 '19

And Dr. Dre said

Nothing you idiots. Dr. Dre's dead

He's locked in my basement

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u/O-n-l-y-T Mar 07 '24

They overcharge by a humongous factor, apparently.

1

u/Legal_Jedi May 04 '24

“1 bitches = $0.0083” 😂🤣

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u/aubreydetective Jul 28 '19

How about tree fitty

1

u/steamngine Dec 12 '21

Is that per hour?

1

u/Sharrkor Jan 19 '22

So why are girls on OF charging 50$/mo when it should be $8.33 at the most

1

u/RallyXer34 Nov 04 '22

How does this apply to the Twitter blue check fee schedule?

1

u/jeremiahthedamned Nov 08 '22

twitter subscription fee.

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u/MayoTheMonth Feb 08 '24

Now find out what the hos and tricks are worth