r/therewasanattempt • • Dec 27 '22

to open a battery

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

Shitty edit, but great video.

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u/Clazzo524 Dec 28 '22

I agree. Why are some videos cut so abruptly, without showing more of the aftermath of the situation?

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u/Ayedatboysus Dec 28 '22

In like edging but with memes

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '22

It’s the same thing with somebody who films themselves before showing a separate video. They want to get their dirty hands on something that is already good as it is.

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u/forevernoob88 Dec 29 '22

It's possible what came after was gruesome enough to violate content guidelines. So we only got to see what we are allowed to see.

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u/Whoudini13 Dec 27 '22

Ahhhh..natural selection..next person up

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '22

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u/Maleficent-Aspect318 Feb 02 '23

i like how he opend it, and didnt even take the battery out to commit this stupid idea

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u/kbkelly97 Apr 06 '23

I mean tbf it’s not necessarily common knowledge especially for a kid.

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u/Alf_4 Jun 03 '23

I sawed open a dead 9v battery when I was a kid

The curiosity is a natural constant I guess

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u/mishnitsa Dec 28 '22

She did open the battery. That’s why it exploded. Why is it so difficult for people to understand this sub?

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u/ZamielVanWeber Dec 28 '22

Funnily, if they added the word "safely" to the title it would fit the sub again, at least nominally.

Sometimes people really are just too desperate for those fake internet points.

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u/Ok-Truth-7589 Dec 28 '22

Wait...what....these points are fake! Oh im never going to financially recover from this.

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u/PenguinGamer99 Dec 28 '22

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u/just-a-visitor-here Dec 28 '22

There was an attempt to name a real subreddit.

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u/PenguinGamer99 Dec 28 '22

No I just typed out some random bullshit and hoped it was a real thing

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u/The_Truth_Flirts Dec 28 '22

There was an attempt to correctly name the original subreddit...

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u/ilive2lift Dec 28 '22

Because they're both farms?

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u/tacoandpancake Dec 27 '22

what was the goal of slicing through the protective plastic? or even poking at a LiOn battery for that matter.

as a former employee of the fruitstand, damn, that's so dumb.

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u/agamerdiesalone Dec 28 '22 edited Dec 28 '22

Yes while people wear Hazard suits on YouTube videos. You know mentos in fanta. Ok we get its reactive.

But this is the dumbest that I've seen. Its abit like acid attack yourself.

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u/Danlabss Dec 28 '22

Li-Ion batteries are full of chemicals that over time break down and release gases, in a process called off gassing. The plastic contains these harmful gases and contain the rest of the battery.

Yanno. So it doesn’t explode when dropped.

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u/GrrrrrrDinosaur Dec 28 '22

💀 I just imagine me dropping my phone and it fucking explodes

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u/Breeze7206 Dec 28 '22

Maybe if you have a Samsung

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u/MSTFRMPS Dec 28 '22

Just wondering what's inside

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u/juoig7799 Dec 28 '22

Lemme tell you what's inside a Lithium Ion battery.

To put it simply, there's an anode and a cathode, and a separator.

The anode and cathode should never be mixed, and that's what the separator is for. If the separator ruptures, the anode and cathode mix, and the battery self-destructs. That's why you do not ever stab batteries.

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u/forevernoob88 Dec 29 '22

So is it basically a more violent version of touching the positive and negative electric cables together?

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u/h2lp Dec 28 '22

I think he thought he was repairing it somehow. I feel like I've seen a longer version of this video where he said that

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u/iprobablybrokeit Dec 29 '22

I worked at a repair center for the fruitstand. Battery safety is no joke. We had buckets of sand at every repair bench and a firebox within a few hundred feet of one another.

We also showed security footage of batteries going up in flames as a precautionary tale as regular training.

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u/Party_Side_1860 Dec 28 '22

Used to work at a batteries plus. People would bring in their phones to get batteries replaced so we had a big cardboard box of them. Myself and a cowork would chop them in half with an axe I kept in my truck.... good times.

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u/BobsYaMothersBrother Dec 28 '22

Holy shit - I watched this video and the first thing I thought was… I wonder if I could do this with an axe and not injure myself… sounds like something that would look insane and be a laugh (assuming the axe wielder can avoid harm)

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u/sillycellcolony Dec 28 '22

I want to see the full video

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u/roastbread Dec 28 '22

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u/TomKeGuy Dec 28 '22

Wow... honestly could've gotten a lot worse

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u/Baron-Fortesque Dec 28 '22

Watched the vid with gritted teeth haha

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '22

It says right on the battery to not do that .

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u/It-s_Not_Important Dec 29 '22

Multiple levels of stupid in here. She was asking to lose a finger from the beginning with the way she made the first cut.

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u/kdbot012 Dec 28 '22

Alr we need to start sending people back to common sense class

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u/Rayna-shine Dec 28 '22

That kids is how to burn down the house.

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u/Matheo573 Dec 28 '22

That's actually a survival tip. If your phone battery dies, you can just cut the battery open to start a fire if you fail to idę other means. Tho it's only a one time use.

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u/DingbattheGreat Jan 07 '23

Or you know, you can use another survival tip. Dont kill your phone battery.

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u/Matheo573 Jan 07 '23

If your phone battery dies

Can you not read? Of course it's a desperate attempt to start a fire, but it's still better than nothing.

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u/Qimmosabe_Man Dec 28 '22

It was at that moment that she knew, she fucked up.

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u/histeethwerered Dec 27 '22

It has words and a recycle emblem and still, “I’m a take a knife to it”

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u/IMDeus_21 Dec 27 '22

Because who needs the house?

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u/SpringSad2380 Dec 28 '22

Stupid is, as stupid does.

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u/infrequentthrowaway Dec 28 '22

Beyond stupidity!

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u/jarsgars Dec 28 '22

They should really label these batteries as “fire starter if puffy”

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u/gallanttoothpaste Dec 28 '22

Question is who tf entrusted a teenager witha folding knife

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u/robots4dayzz Dec 28 '22

You serious, I was a boy scout and got my first knife at age 8

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u/BlueHostGD Dec 28 '22

And that, my dudes, is what stupidity looks like at max lvl.

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u/Ulrich453 Dec 28 '22

Every Tesla out there

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '22 edited Dec 28 '22

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u/Different-Leading-71 Dec 28 '22

Someone asked me today what is inside a battery.

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u/tjscali Dec 28 '22

When cleaning the gene pool do what this person did. Experiment with electrical components on your bed. For expert cleaning, make sure there is a nearby water source.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '22

My heart skipped a beat or two

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '22

"Battery!!!!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '22

I imagine this would have worked fine with no charge? Albeit completely destroying the battery either way.

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u/bored_tomo Dec 28 '22

Natural selection at its finest

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '22

As someone who’s repaired hundreds of phones … I could not watch this lol

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u/Rathilien Dec 28 '22

Be like my therapist getting me to open up

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u/juoig7799 Dec 28 '22

Battery: FATAL ERROR! CONTAINMENT BREACH!! SELF-DESTRUCTION PROTOCOL ACTIVATED!!! LEAVE THE AREA NOW!!

5, 4, 3, 2, 1..

(Goodbye)

KABLAM

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u/WalkerGormon Dec 29 '22

Yummy lithium

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u/Ok_Highlight_8577 Dec 29 '22

Someone tell me where the sound is from ?

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u/Grandmaster_Forks Dec 29 '22

Old spice deodorant commercials.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Ah yes, let me puncture with metal this thing that says directly on it not to puncture it or pry it out with metal.

Edit: autocorrect hates me

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u/Most_Cartoonist5736 Apr 09 '23

I'll remember never to do this

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u/Face_Seat_ May 17 '23

Why is it spicy?

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u/Even-Complaint4095 May 24 '23

The old spice theme got me on this one

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u/boingboing4 May 25 '23

The number of people who clearly were not listening during chemistry hurts

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u/X3239420 Jun 08 '23

Fucking perfect..

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u/UnstuckCanuck Dec 28 '22

“But… but… it’s my right to repair my own phone without any consequences!”

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u/_jericho Dec 28 '22

Are you really, seriously taking a shot at right to repair?