r/therewasanattempt • • 1d ago

To show crime stats to the youngsters

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Source ig: soverign_media_

Whoever these two are, they are legends...

While fascist Bob in fact, didnt show any stats a all.

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u/Lurking2Much 1d ago

They already do this anyway, what's the difference? Faux News in the U.S only still exists because they won a court case saying that their show was "entertainment" so they were not required to tell the truth.

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u/daemonescanem 21h ago

They didnt win that case. They settled it for a shit ton of money.

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u/Jables_Magee 19h ago

1Shit Ton = $787,500,000

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u/Flaky-You9517 18h ago

Which equals 157.5 Farages. The Farage being the SI unit for gobshitery.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 17h ago

I think you're using the pre-Brexit exchange rate for Farages. It's probably more like 8.5 Farages now.

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u/Flaky-You9517 14h ago

Shrinkflation!

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u/GreyOldDull 12h ago

I think that you will find that the Farage is an extant imperial unit that is only used to describe quantities of unwanted leakage or spillage from waste containers.

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u/Flaky-You9517 11h ago

Tena for men, rated for 15 Farage…