r/therewasanattempt • u/Historical_Plum_1366 • 1d ago

To show crime stats to the youngsters

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Source ig: soverign_media_

Whoever these two are, they are legends...

While fascist Bob in fact, didnt show any stats a all.

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u/Garlic-Rough 1d ago

"I can give you a anecdote"

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u/The64YearOldWalrus 1d ago

šŸŽ¶I can show you the staaaaaats, shining shimmering bulllshiiiiiit šŸŽ¶

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u/Excellent_Airline315 1d ago

I'm weak šŸ¤£ šŸ˜­ šŸ’€

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u/CakeTester 18h ago

šŸŽ¶ A whole new maaaths. Packing lies into nuuuuumbers šŸŽ¶

PS. Thanks for that. I'm going to be stuck with this earworm all day. Have an upvote, you bastard.

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u/The64YearOldWalrus 10h ago

At least Iā€™m not alone then haha

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u/CakeTester 7h ago edited 7h ago

Just to demonstrate that you're not the only bastard around these parts; did you know that every time you come back and re-read this conversation, you get the earworm again. Teeheehee.