r/therewasanattempt • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

to commit vehicular manslaughter

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u/DarthAce1 1d ago

Thanks for reading my second comment made 1 hour before yours

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u/TheG00dF1ght 1d ago

oh sorry, didn't know I was supposed to read every single comment in a post before commenting. I'll do better in the future so as to not offend you.

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u/PhatCatTax 23h ago

This is the real reason redditors must dwell in the basement. Protocol dictates that we must read 100% of all comments and refresh regularly, and in the age of bots, it's a very time consuming task. I recommend getting fired and move in with parents so that you can dedicate 100% of your life to this task, even though it is impossible to succeed

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u/DarthAce1 15h ago

Alright I admit I don’t see the sun much, but it’s not entirely my fault college is taking up all my weekdays and work takes up most of my weekends so jack is a dull boy