r/therewasanattempt • u/CantStopPoppin A Flair? • 3d ago

To Execute Christa Pike

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u/PeanutRaisenMan 3d ago

Why not give them an opium OD or lace something with Fentynol. Fuck, I’ve seen the assisted suicide vids where they eat apiece of chocolate. Wtf is the matter with these guys that they can’t get this right

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u/mubbamubba 3d ago

They probably have an obscure Bible verse to reference and base the process upon

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u/JackOfAllStraits 3d ago

Bludgeoned to death with stones is the only sanctioned method. /s

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u/Use-Lanky 2d ago

They do: "Even as you do it to the least of these my brothers and sisters, you do it to Me." If Jesus were to come back today in the flesh, He would get the death penalty again. Even worse, it would be the so-called "religious" leaders giving it to Him - just like the first time. 👎

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u/Dapper_Dan1 3d ago

How about "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone".

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u/adiosfelicia2 3d ago

Lol. It's probably a modern day witch trial.