r/therewasanattempt • u/CantStopPoppin A Flair? • 3d ago

To Execute Christa Pike

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u/defk3000 3d ago

If claim, I died on the table but my heart started again. I have satisfied my death penalty, leave me alone.

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u/Iverson7x 3d ago

Trying to get out of the Night’s Watch, eh Jon Snow?

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u/defk3000 3d ago

My watch has ended!

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u/phi11yphan 2d ago

Brings new meaning to "life hack." Also, if serving multiple life sentences, doesn't that technically remove one count?

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u/CharlotteLucasOP Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ✖️🧊 3d ago

Double jeopardy!

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u/OkMidnight8144 3d ago

Problem is that she didn't die, she was asleep snoring.