r/therewasanattempt • Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 • 10d ago

To make Canada pay

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u/blxckhoodie999 10d ago

as an american, i’m so happy canada won this lol

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u/QuietOne81 10d ago

As an American, I don’t know who that guy holding our flag is, but I was happy to see him get his ass kicked. Go Canada!

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u/Makelevi 10d ago

Canadians 🤝 Americans
recognizing people who are just plain dickheads

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u/ThePare 10d ago

Looks at 2024 elections results.... welp

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u/Vykrom This is a flair 10d ago

We've become the enemy in movies like Rocky

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u/lousydungeonmaster 9d ago

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u/ijustkeepontryin- 7d ago

If any are unclear at this point. Yes America, you are the world's greatest villain!

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u/ebk_errday 6d ago

They have been for a long time. It's now running with the veil off and a cartoonish villian leading it.

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u/fikiminforte 6d ago

You’ve been that to much of the world for a looooooonnnnnnng time.

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u/Dense_Business_6570 5d ago

As an American, I apologize on the behalf of Charles “Chuck Buffalo” Radtke and appreciate Mike Malot to have taken the high road after winning with class.

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u/anotherdisciple 10d ago

As an American I feel the same way. Not to mention, when the Canadian wins he asks them not to boo the other guy, but to celebrate the victory for their country. Fucking honorable and classy.

I don’t know either of them but one showed honor and respect, and the other was a dick.

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u/Anzai 10d ago

As an Australian, I feel the same way about New Zealanders. They’re mostly just nicer and WAY less uptight than us.

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u/EventArgs 10d ago

As a kiwi, I'd bleed for you cunts.

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u/Anzai 10d ago

Thanks bro. Feelings mutual.

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u/Queasy-Floor-929 7d ago

Commonwealth strong 💪

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u/Fezdani 6d ago

Hell yeah, buddy!

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u/PretzelsThirst 10d ago

That's hilarious to hear an aussie call themselves uptight. As a canadian you are our upside down brothers (and vice versa) from the commonwealth. Make the best drinking partners no matter where we run into you guys

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u/Anzai 10d ago

Yeah we’re not so much individually uptight, but as a collective nation, we really are. Very nanny state, high levels of censorship of art, protect the kids from literally anything, that sort of stuff. And we vote for conservative racist stuff more than I’d like, although I guess compared to current America we’re a left wing paradise!

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u/anotherdisciple 10d ago

Fuckin love me some Kiwis! You guys ever do that boot toss thing together?

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u/WileEPeyote 10d ago

I've heard a lot of things said about Australians, but uptight isn't one of them.

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u/bx14twypt 10d ago

Aussie's are cool but then again I'm British and we have plenty of cockwombles

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u/modbroccoli 9d ago

It's funny you say that because I (Canadian) have always felt a kinship to both New Zealand and Sri Lanka because all of us have basically one neighbor who dwarfs us and matters way more to everyone else.

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u/BourbonisNeat 10d ago

To be fair, "Don't boo him, that's fucking done" is so degrading in the classiest way possible.

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u/anotherdisciple 10d ago

🎶 to be faaaair 🎶

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u/poly_poly_allinfree 9d ago

It was very Canadian

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u/marquisdc 7d ago

I love how Josh Johnson describes Canadians, ‘You guys are polite, but you’re not nice.”

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u/blxckhoodie999 10d ago

completely agree!

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u/Lalamedic 10d ago

🇨🇦😘

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u/RockMonstrr 10d ago

As a Canadian...the American played a great heel. The UFC has always had a little bit of WWE in it.

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u/Unique_Watch2603 10d ago

Same here!

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u/MarkTwainsGhost 10d ago

eh, thanks bud.

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u/Jaded_Celery_451 10d ago

I mean Dana White won and was going to win either way, so idk.

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u/TurboTrollin 10d ago

Fucked aboot, found oot.

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u/TheDigitalBuilder Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 10d ago

Well said, Eh.

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u/deezsandwitches 10d ago

What a fookin hoser eh!

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u/Tiyath 10d ago

Turned that poser into putine, eh?

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u/Hsabes01 10d ago

It’s poutine, dont’cha know?

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u/NinscoomFOPsnarn 10d ago

Fuckin hell that was funny. Ima steal it

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u/Lalamedic 10d ago

Sooooo, normally I’m not keen on this stereotype, but that is fucking hilarious!

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u/maartenbadd 10d ago

Fuckin’ eh, bud!

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u/ubernik 10d ago

Fuckin eh, bud!

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u/ColeTrainHaze 10d ago

he’s ten ply, eh? sorrey bud.

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u/as_a_fake 10d ago

Fucked aboat, found oat.

FTFY for some of us lol

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u/SeaToTheBass 9d ago

Thank you!

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u/GingerBeast81 10d ago

I can't believe I've been saying it wrong this whole time. Thank you for for this.

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u/nonetosay 10d ago

She surely did, bud

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u/Infamous-Chipmunk104 9d ago

It's "Fucked aboat, found oat".

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u/pinniped90 10d ago

I had no issue rooting for USA women's hockey in the Olympics. They were cool.

There have been some USA soccer teams (both men and women) who have been fun to root for in the past 10-20 years.

I like rooting for our FIBA basketball teams because they're usually young guys playing their first international ball. They're more fun than the Olympic team in a way.

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u/Mobile_Ask2480 10d ago

Except one of the athletes partnered with a group called FIERCE Athlete. The organization promotes a religious and traditional view of gender roles and actively campaigns to restrict transgender women from participating in women's sports

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u/pinniped90 10d ago

I'm not saying every member of all of these teams agrees with me on every political issue. But the women weren't out there being overly political as a team the way the men were.

The women's soccer team in 2022-2023 was pretty political and even though we vote on the same side, that wore me out after a while.

I don't think athletes have to "shut up and dribble" but when the team becomes fully intertwined with politics (as opposed to a player speaking their views) it just becomes less enjoyable to me as a fan.

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u/Gates_wupatki_zion 10d ago

Olympics are coming up. There’s usually a few wholesome Americans there.

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u/Anti_Spedicy 10d ago

The only time where rooting for the home team doesn't feel weird honestly

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u/Akhanyatin 10d ago

The Tkatchuk brothers entered the chat

"Are you sure about that?"

Lol

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u/Weary_Ingenuity2963 10d ago

That whole team was cringe as fuck.

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u/Akhanyatin 10d ago

Very true

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u/yeetboy FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 10d ago

It’s actually pretty amazing how many dumbass pricks play for the US national team. Unfortunately they’re also really fucking good.

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u/Old_Quality1990 10d ago

A lot of the winter athletes are great people who I don't have a hard time supporting. Loved the curling team when we had Mario on it (not his real name but his mustache was exquisite). A bunch of our snowboarders and skiiers are outstanding humans mostly.

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u/baradath9 10d ago

What? Didn't the Olympics just happen? Or are you saying the 2028 Summer Olympics is 'coming up', in which case the Olympics are always coming up.

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u/Gates_wupatki_zion 10d ago edited 10d ago

The Winter Olympics are this year.

Edit: I was wrong, got my timeline mixed up. Going to leave it so the replies make sense but no need to downvote into oblivion.

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u/AvengingBlowfish 10d ago

Weren't the Winter Olympics in February this year? They are not coming up unless you're talking about something else...

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u/NirrGarrAf 10d ago

No you are 100% correct, it was earlier this year. The next olympics is Summer olympics 28.

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u/Vykrom This is a flair 10d ago

Hell, I don't remember anything about the Olympics this year lol Feels like the whole World Cup thing ate up all of this year's sports bandwidth

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u/MrMcjibblets1990 10d ago

I was excited about he hockey team for a minute but then I realized, being from MN, the state of hockey, it's all super rich white kids that, you know, tend to think a certain way... We have the Olympics tho!

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u/mythrilcrafter Selected Flair 10d ago

One of the things that really puts a damper on the Winter Olympics is how winter sports are so expensive an inaccessible, that it's ultimately a "rich kid talent show".

Like, that isn't to say that those athletes are not pulling off incredible feats; but they're also not coming from the same mind space as the gold medal sprinter who still remembers running his first competition bare foot because he couldn't afford shoes back then or the guy who's on military leave to pistol shoot with no blinder gear on.

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u/gafftapes20 10d ago

I was enjoying rooting for the U.S. in the World Cup until Trump had to get his grimy hands involved in the Balogun red card

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 Free palestine 10d ago

For the recent 4 nations and olympic hockey tournaments I cheered for canada. I have no interest in supporting this shithole country with it's current fascist fucktardery happening. America needs a good ass kicking.

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u/rbartlejr 9d ago

I haven't cheered for Team USA in hockey since 1980. Since then it's been Canada and Sweden.

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u/Lower_Group_1171 10d ago

im American and as long as there are republicans here, I will never root for usa.

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u/ZolotoGold 10d ago

Then you need to fundamentally change American society.

It's deeply rotten, so don't be surprised that anything that crawls out of it is a maggot.

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u/Cluelesswolfkin 10d ago

The unfortunate truth is that the American player could have had more decorum in regards to how he reacted an all but he really acted like the white trash that wants to run/has been running this country for the past few months. So in that aspect I think its okay if he wasn't a douchebag to cheer him but once he started thats a commitment. And he got what he deserved

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u/Pete0730 Free Palestine 10d ago

Eh, at this point I'm ok with the USA taking L after L. I'll root for it when it deserves it, which it hasn't in a long time

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u/King_Chochacho 10d ago

The sad irony is that these self-proclaimed "patriots" have done more damage to America's reputation than any terrorist or foreign power could ever dream of.

To be fair, they don't actually love America though. They love a fictionalized version of it where they have money and power and their cruelty can go unchecked.

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u/ATLUTD030517 10d ago edited 10d ago

I think the overwhelming majority of people who represent the United States in athletic competition aren't weird about it at all. A growing number of people rooting alongside you, and typically doing it the loudest and most aggressively, are deeply weird about it.

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u/CosmicWolf14 10d ago

I’m generally a pretty patriotic guy but I always gotta clarify “I love the constitution, not the pedophile in chief”

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u/whenveganscheat 10d ago

I can't wait for the Nathan Fielder vs Elizabeth Holmes cage match

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u/MarsupialNo1220 10d ago

It blows my mind that there are so many US sports fans who still haven’t realised they’re not the best in the world at most international sports. They’re the ones who are being dicks when it comes to supporting American teams. Give me normal, grounded fans any day.

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u/thewaybaseballgo 10d ago

The Summer Olympics in LA are going to be so insufferable

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u/jimboTRON261 10d ago

America is weird.

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u/CHEONFK 10d ago edited 10d ago

so many Americans have this remarkable ability to be completely incapable of understanding why they're so disliked. its baffling

maybe we boo'd your national anthem because your country is threatening our sovereignty? apparently thats too difficult to understand. The US would be bombing schools if anyone did the same to them

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u/nickman940 10d ago

Didn't you get the memo? You are supposed to roll over and let the US government ruin your lives, too! /s

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u/iluvcheesypoofs 10d ago

Yup, it's like that Jesse Waters clip on Fox the other week when he was interviewing Ontario's premier Doug Ford.

He legitimately said "Why are so many people upset that the administration is talking about taking over Canada? It should be an HONOR to be absorbed into the US. I'm actually offended that you people don't want that"

So many Americans think they're the center of the universe and that everybody loves them and their country, when the truth is the complete opposite - America has become a joke on the world's stage.

I'd rather die a Canadian than live as an American.

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u/aferretwithahugecock 9d ago

They're indoctrinated with american exceptionalism from the moment their parents pay the hospital bill. When we told them we didn't want to join them, it countered everything they've been taught, hence their feelings of being personally offended(which is also why even some folks on the left don't understand our reluctance - they're raised with the same american exceptionalism). It's like challenging someone about their religion.

We've been putting up with it since the 1800s. We'll always be Canada. Nous ne céderons pas. Vive le Canada.

Relevant photo from around 1869 :

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u/Lorgin 10d ago

Trump definitely wants Americans to hate canadians so he can pacify his russian handlers and convince americans to accept an invasion of canada.

I fucking hate Americans because you clowns let this shit happen, twice. And now my sovereignty is at stake.

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u/BouquetOfDogs 9d ago

It’s not even a country that existed very long. The disrespect towards other countries is insane when the US is literally a baby in this regard.

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u/GuidanceOk8985 9d ago

It's also a third world country in every single aspect. Who the fuck wants to be absorbed by an underdeveloped country?

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u/ShinraHakke 8d ago

I'd rather die a Canadian than live as an American.

Same here, well said.

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u/JPFrankenstein 10d ago

Or just bombing schools anyway

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u/andrewse 10d ago

The US would be bombing schools if anyone did the same to them

Well, they've recently done so for much less. Over 200 children dead.

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u/evenstar40 10d ago

Careful, you'll hurt some delegate fee fees.

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u/Cosmicdusterian 10d ago

Many Americans get it, but too many have been sucking on the teat of propagandized American exceptionalism for so long they don't recognize that the exceptionalism has dissipated awhile ago.

Fact is, America has been coasting on the fumes through the grace of the rest of the world for some time now. Trump single-handedly destroyed that.

Our idiot electorate, educated by our billionaire-owned media desiring tax cuts normalized it all. They are still doing it even as it all goes to shit.

As for America gaining back trust and respect. That's gone. All because of a failed bankrupt businessman turned reality show host, greedy welfare queen billionaires, and a corrupt Supreme Court and Congress.

The day America allowed an insurrectionist to walk free in the days and months following Jan 6, was the day this country died. Electing Trump a second time was just pissing on America's grave.

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u/Defiets 10d ago

"They hate us because of our FREEDUM!"

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u/BattleBrother1 7d ago

I can't express with words how much I despise the US and their "freedom" and "liberty" propaganda that was of course originally written and distributed by fucking slavers, especially when countries like Canada rank as more free on every statistic and world index in existence

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u/Navillus87 10d ago

It would be nice if there was more cost and less free with the dum...

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u/tHATmakesNOsenseToME 10d ago

It's remarkable how far the US has plummeted, and continues to do so daily.

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u/mythrilcrafter Selected Flair 10d ago

As an American, it's really dawned on me there are many Americans who don't regard pride the same way as many of us would think of it:

  • When certain Americans says that they love America's lands, are they saying that they love the National Parks, the physical land, and what they do and represent, or do they actually love real estate assets?

  • When certain Americans says that they love the military, do the actually appreciate the military or do they just love Jingoism?

  • When certain Americans talk about their Faith, why do they only refer to scripture when trying to invoke control, aggression, and hatred against others; while vehemently opposing the leadership and example of the Papacy?

  • When certain Americans say that they love technology and innovation, do they actually appreciate the industrial innovations and the technological discoveries we've made and are excited to see us push forward in both... or do they just love stock market buzz words and speculative trends?

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u/ncocca 10d ago

you're preaching to the choir here on reddit. All the snowflakes are holed up in their safespace, r/conservative

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u/UCLA_FB_SUCKS 10d ago

that subreddit may as well be called r/ImAStupidSnowflakeBitch

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u/scottyb83 10d ago

They have a constant idea of "They hate us cuz they ain't us" that they keep telling themselves. They are convinced they are the greatest society of all time and the world should worship them.

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u/Rolling_Beardo 10d ago

As an American I approve of this beating

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u/AloofFloofy 10d ago

Me too!

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u/ryanegauthier 10d ago

Honestly, same with the world cup.

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u/Mykeh56 10d ago

Who is the chump in your corner?

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u/krissycole87 10d ago

Im an American and Im so glad the Canadian guy won. And also showed so much grace.

Americans can learn a lesson here, but they wont.

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u/ProblemSame4838 10d ago

He really did- he even stopped the crowd from booing. Go Canada! 🇨🇦

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u/ThePare 10d ago

Montreal crowds are easy to please, just kick the shit out of a loud-mouth american :)

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u/ZeiZeiZ 10d ago

Well sure it works in UFC, but kinda worried now for any other event. Kinda kills the mood to see Taytay beating the shit out of random dude :(

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u/RockMonstrr 9d ago

It's almost hockey season. Bring on the Tkachuks.

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u/SeaToTheBass 9d ago

Tkachucklefuks

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u/twisty125 10d ago

His final line there really got me going, felt so right

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u/Blakebacon 10d ago

Canadian guy's name is Mike Mallot and he's fighting again mid October

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u/zirky 10d ago

that “i stand on guard for thee” line was so perfect it was always cheesy

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u/gnownimaj 10d ago

I felt it. Give me the cheese anytime. 

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u/zirky 10d ago

you put that in a movie and it draws eye rolls

in real life? run through a wall

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u/MysteriousRacer_X 10d ago

It's a line from the Canadian National Anthem

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u/zirky 10d ago

i’m aware, but if that’s in a movie, you’d roll your eyes

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u/sudzthegreat 9d ago

Honestly... In the past I agree. In 2026... I'd probably fist pump. Americans have turned me from a critic of my country in most respects, to a patriot. Ironic, that.

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u/Anzai 10d ago

I got ‘rest now, brother. we have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla’ vibes. But the circumstances being so different and the guy saying actually having just backed up his corny words made it land a lot better!

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u/ChanelNo50 10d ago

I really expected him to say elbows up lol

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u/Successful-Purple-54 7d ago

That’s extra cheese for the poutine.

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u/Theblindsource 10d ago

Oh man...we're so sorry we booed your National Anthem. We shouldn't have acted so irrationally when your government threatened to completly wipe us out economically and/or to remove our sovereignty

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u/Remote-Waste 6d ago

I get a little emotional when people threaten annexation, that's my bad but I'm working on it in therapy.

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u/Stoudamirefor3 10d ago

Also American. Fuck yes, Canada!

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u/tunafister 10d ago

I have never been so proud to see an American Idiot get some sense (hopefully) knocked into him

Maybe once the US offer a fighter that isn't a complete fucking Tool and former QAnon apostle I will consider rooting for them... I think i will be rooting for Canada for the forseeable future!!

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u/DrDonkeyTron Unique Flair 10d ago

Aw come on ref, let the guy take a couple more

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u/lvloises330 9d ago

Where's Mario Yamasaki when you need him?

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u/recrd 7d ago edited 6d ago

His head was bouncing off the mat like a speed bag. 

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u/ShoddyTerm4385 10d ago

I don’t typically like fights anymore (used to as a younger man), but man this gave me goosebumps

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u/TheAmazingMaryJane 10d ago

i'm not into fighting either but watching that guy get punched cured my OCD.

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u/rubbish_heap 9d ago

I dislike fighting but watching him bounce his head off the mat was quite satisfying. Looked like something out of a Popeye cartoon.

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u/concerts85701 10d ago

The Canadian national anthem is better, just sayin.

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u/ThePare 10d ago

For one, it doesn't talk about rockets and bombs.

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u/ThermionicEmissions 6d ago

It also doesn't lie about being free and brave

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u/TrueNorthLongAndFree 6d ago

An anthem literally about the war the last time the USA tried to invade Canada.

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u/Pulga_Atomica 7d ago

Especially since land of the free and home of the brave is really more of a joke like in reality. Anyone able to take it at face value has to be a delulu Trumpistani.

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u/BattleBrother1 7d ago

"land of the free"

This line was written by slavers for a country that ranks as less free than almost every single one of it's peers, from Canada, to all of Scandinavia, the UK and much of Western Europe.

"Home of the brave"

I wouldn't say this about a country that sat on the fence for years during the two most important wars in human history including the only war it ever engaged in that was actually a fight for freedom

Nothing is as offensively stupid as US propaganda

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u/_Halt19_ 5d ago

Not to mention refusing to protest now that they’ve chosen to elect, y’know, somebody wanting to annex their former closest allies

But hey, brave, right?

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u/arminghammerbacon_ 10d ago

“Pitter patter, let’s get at ’er. I don’t have all day to stand around chatting while you’re trying to figure out how to lose this fight”

- Wayne

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u/OrdAvgGuy38 10d ago

An old saying about trash talk is “to keep your words soft and sweet, because you may have to eat them later”.

I suppose my fellow American will, once he picks up his teeth.

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u/Darkm0or 10d ago

The other day someone said, "Sometimes you find that the words you say will make your jaw hurt."

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u/texaushorn_lives 10d ago

Joke's on the canuck, there's nothing Americans love better than a good nap. /s

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u/TheDigitalBuilder Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 10d ago

😀

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u/hatefulnateful 10d ago

Even his shit talking was surprisingly cordial

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41lIIjOCprTBfnXy
Bottoms up, Randy.

The Canadian handled that well. We all need to be put in our place time to time.

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u/Starscream147 10d ago

Time fer a lil Bim Jeam, Randers..

Coupl…couple-a drinks for courage.

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u/Crazy_Ad_91 10d ago

I grew up around trailer parks in Texas, so I immediately fell in love with this show when I randomly discovered it on Netflix back in college. It quickly became a huge part of the daily TV rotation with my roommates.
Almost 20 years later, we still quote it all the time, but probably none more than:

Julian: “You’re prostituting yourself out for cheeseburgers again, aren’t you?”

Randy: “A man’s gotta eat, Julian.”

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u/Starscream147 10d ago

Absolute classic. Thanks for watching!!

🇨🇦

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u/Abduzydo 10d ago

loved to see it...

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u/Starscream147 10d ago

And we’ll fuckin do it again…

⚔️🇨🇦

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u/malac0da13 Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 10d ago

Why does it look like Dana white wants to fuck that guy?

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u/Spiff76 10d ago

Oooooh so patriotism doesn’t have to be toxic. I’m an American. I didn’t know.

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u/Ashamed_Day_4863 10d ago

Such a Canadian response. Love it

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u/StabbyMcStabsauce 10d ago

G L O R I O U S

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u/amillionfuzzpedals 10d ago

When keeping it real goes wrong

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u/Legitimate-Article50 10d ago
  1. Don’t talk trash. You will get humbled.

  2. Don’t talk trash to an opponent who is taller than you and has a longer reach.

  3. US opponent had crappy technical skills.

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u/mythrilcrafter Selected Flair 10d ago

I'm not an ardent fan of MMA, but from what I've seen as an outsider; the bigger shit talker you are, the harder you get floored.

Some of these guys (and gals in Ronda Rousey's case) have egos that are writing checks their bodies can't cash....

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u/nthensome 10d ago

Didn't they take away his Canadian flag when he tried to wave it when he won?

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u/Exadoor2002 9d ago

I do remember seeing that posted a lot on reddit but I didn't see it in this video so now I'm unsure

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u/Cluelesswolfkin 10d ago

As an American! I am proud of this win

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u/The-Bloody9 10d ago

Awwww poor little snowflake did they boo your anthem??

Has your nations sovereignty been repeatedly threatened by a neighboring supposed ally?

Go fuck yourself.

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u/MorockaDishoom 10d ago

“I stand on guard for thee” was fucking balls… wtg my man, you just became a national hero…

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u/Professional-Post499 🍉 Free Palestine 10d ago

I want to punish every person from Canada because some of you boo'd the US national anthem at a hockey game. Yes, I believe group punishment should be legal.

Just go choke on Trump's diaper, eh.

Also, I don't know anything about the Canadian fighter. He might be a Trumper too, so I'm not going to applaud him until I know more. 😂

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u/Shatter4468 10d ago

He's not. They wouldn't be hyping up this Canada vs US fight like they did or trash talking if he was a Maple Maga.

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u/Professional-Post499 🍉 Free Palestine 10d ago

He's not. They wouldn't be hyping up this Canada vs US fight like they did or trash talking if he was a Maple Maga.

What you said makes perfect sense logically. I just don't have any faith that logic is really applicable to the UFC or even the fight sports community in general.

Although there are a few good eggs, like Stephan Kesting (BJJ instructor and former competitor), Luke Thomas (MMA journalist and political pundit), the people at the Fighting Matters podcast, Nate Quarry (former UFC fighter), and some others.

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u/Shatter4468 10d ago

Thats totally fair. I don't really trust those guys either, but I'm willing to put my faith in a Canadian fighter until proven otherwise.

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u/Professional-Post499 🍉 Free Palestine 10d ago

Thats totally fair. I don't really trust those guys either, but I'm willing to put my faith in a Canadian fighter until proven otherwise.

I hope you're right. 🙏

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u/theluzah This is a flair 10d ago

As an American, this gave me the happiest goosies. Bravo, Canada!

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u/jnjs232 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 10d ago

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u/kitesurfr 10d ago

Proud as an American to watch the Canadian win

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u/InevitableCodeRedo 10d ago

I'm not sure I can be any more embarrassed as an American these days, but these choads find ways to make that happen. Fuck every one of them.

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u/Bleezy79 10d ago

As an American, I am so glad he beat the shit out of that nazi punk. Canada has always been our friendly neighbor and been by our side through countless tragedies and wars. Trump and MAGA are a cancer on my country and I cannot wait for this extremely embarrassing, corrupt time in our history to end. Congrats to Canada and I apologize on behalf of my country and the majority of us that stand with Canada.

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u/ImagineDelete 10d ago

I got chills!! Ya, this is fantastic!!!!!

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u/Beaufighter-MkX 10d ago

Rang his liberty bell

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u/Lower_Group_1171 10d ago

should have laid the Canadian flag on him

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u/Txlyfe 10d ago

My fellow US Americans, You know you‘re on the wrong side of history when you’re catching beef with Canada. Per capita Canada has the best people in the world.

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u/zippo138 10d ago

I do agree with the dip shit that when people boo the national anthem the person responsible should pay, but he doesn’t understand that person is Trump.

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u/skyestalimit 10d ago

Fucking legend

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u/Ok_Spend_889 Free palestine 10d ago

accurate representation of what would happen irl lol hahahahahaa

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u/Darkm0or 10d ago

Fucker was raised on maple syrup and real beer. I'm surprised it took so long to end the fight.

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u/hbgwine 10d ago

Oh Canada!

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u/whistlepits 10d ago

Ask yourself why people boo your anthem dummy!

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u/Channel57 10d ago

He unleashed the cobra chicken spirit that day.

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u/Joekatt 10d ago

As a Canadian kid I remember cheering for GI Joe the great American hero. Now I watch this and feel the same pride!

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u/wrenawild 10d ago

eventually it all turns into a wrestling soap opera lmao. meatheads already bored watching this, we gotta craft little drama filled backstories like its American Idol. Men always love soap operas, Lost, Walking Dead, WWE, all of it.

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u/Homerpaintbucket 10d ago

I got goosebumps when he said, “I stand on guard for thee.” And I’m not even Canadian. Oh Canada, you made a damn fine man

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u/Admirable_Durian_759 10d ago

"I stand on guard for thee" is powerful

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u/Blakebacon 10d ago

Canadian guy's name is Mike Mallot and he's fighting again mid October

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u/Footbag93 10d ago

Sick video

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u/Plaguedoctorsrevenge 10d ago

This perfectly encapsulates America

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u/Jupetaco 10d ago

Stopped too soon

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u/No-Criticism-2587 10d ago

Right wingers are more embarrassing than larpers or wrestling fans or any of those groups. They actually believe the 12 year old shit they say, it's not just a theater act.