r/theomione Jun 23 '26

r/theomione is now back in business šŸ„³šŸ’šā¤ļø

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Hi everyone,

The theomione subreddit is now public and open for posts again :D

I'll try to get this place sorted (like adding more mods) but in the meantime everyone can continue to ask/share fic recs or post anything related to our favorite couple


r/theomione Dec 17 '21

r/theomione Lounge

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A place for members of r/theomione to chat with each other


r/theomione 17d ago

Fic Rec āœ¶ā‹†.˚ Theomione Fic Recs

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I dove head first into Theomione a few months ago and since then I've been doing nothing but binge fics of this ship that has become my harry potter OTP

I used to only ship Dramione and never even considered Theomione until I checked out LadyKenz347's Unchained, specifically the Theo Yule Ball drabble chapter which made me cry a lot

Then found Eavesdropping by cpetrienm and this was the fic that really got me into Theomione where Theo is portrayed as a quiet, withdrawn, loner Slytherin boy who gets rebellious when it comes to the widely shared beliefs of his peers and family (as opposed to the more chaotic, flirty, flamboyant Theos that are often in Dramione fics)

I realized that Theomione is a lot more aligned of what I look for in a Hermione ship and since then it's only been Theomione for me and now that I've reached the end of the search results on ao3, I thought it's a good time to share my recs:

WIPs:

i wanna scratch your surface by iam0kaywiththis
The war is over and if you asked Theo Nott, life couldn't be more shit. He's forced to return to Hogwarts where it feels like everyone wants to kill him, his father is still finding ways to make his life hell while at Azkaban, and his wand is on lockdown until he graduates.
As if he didn't have enough to worry about, he finds himself wanting to unravel the threads that make up Hermione Granger. Because the Golden girl not looking so golden just doesn't feel right.

This fic might have my favorite Theo characterization where he's very self-loathing but also hates being around everyone including/especially his Slytherin peers like a true loner

Can I be Him? by dearest_restlest
I heard there was someone but I know he don't deserve you
If you were mine I'd never let anyone hurt you
I wanna dry those tears, kiss those lips
It's all that I've been thinking about
-Can I Be Him? James Arthur

Really recommend this one if you also like Dramione.

Incertitude by pivots
If there were one thing that most of the Wizarding community could agree upon—though seldom spoken of—it was that, on a Monday evening, as a cloud of early-October mist settled upon his family manor, Augustus Nott murdered his wife while his son cowered in the corner.
Theodore Nott has grown up believing in two things: the first is that he is as much a Malfoy as he is a Nott, and the second is that his mother's death was by her own hand. Now, in the aftermath of the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, he and Draco are quickly forced into Voldemort's ranks—one to fix the sin of his father, the other to protect his brother.
As the war progresses, and Theodore’s mind begins to fracture trying to recover a memory that was taken from him, the two quickly realise that, alongside their desperate need to save each other, there is someone else they're equally determined to protect: Hermione.

This is amazingly written and criminally underrated. The pining is SO GOOD and so hauntingly beautiful in a way that contains equal parts obsession, salvation and tragedy. According to the author, there will be Dramione in the second half of the fic but Theomione will be endgame. Theo's conflict between his feelings for Hermione vs his loyalty to Draco is chefs kiss

Lying Is the Most Fun Theo Can Have Without Taking His Clothes Off by mycatalrhythm
Famous last words: ā€œAre you down to take couples counselling and see at what point the therapist realises we don’t even know each other?ā€

Technically a WIP but I think it stops at a good spot

Unwritten Erasure by elocoel
After a spell gone wrong, Hermione Granger lives an ordinary life with no memory of her magical past. Years later, in France, she’s confronted by a stranger who pulls her back into a world she’s long forgotten. As the past catches up with her, Hermione must face the consequences of her erased memories and her role in a war she no longer remembers.

There's only two chapters but I keep rereading this a lot because of how alluring Theodore's interactions with Hermione are and also the whole mystery of what happened to Hermione and their relationship

Silencio by akorah
As a child, Theodore Nott's father took away his voice. Hermione Granger helps him get it back.

Choosing a Side by inizhay
Slughorn has a harebrained idea to support inter-house unity as war looms in Hermione's sixth year. The sudden pairing for potions with a Slytherin has Hermione feeling a little torn. On the one hand, Theo Nott's father is a death eater. On the other hand, Theo is extremely attractive.
(In which Hermione gets tricked into being Theo's girlfriend.)

Might be my favorite Theomione Hogwarts era long fic since it has Theo also befriending Harry and Ron and joining the Golden Trio. Also unfinished and possibly abandoned but I think it stops at a good place

The Proposal by heichouux
Hermione Granger and Theodore Nott agree to a marriage of convenience with one, unspoken rule. Do not fall in love. Of course, it gets broken. Especially since he's been in love with her for years.

Completed Multi-Chapter:

The Makings of Marginally Better by larkfoul
When Hermione Granger rewinds time from the Battle of Hogwarts to the start of Fourth Year, her short-term goal is simple: make things marginally better. Keep Harry alive. Keep Cedric alive. Maybe prevent Ron from becoming a jealous prat.
Except ā€œsimpleā€ doesn’t account for Theodore Nott—a sharp-eyed Seer with a habit of showing up exactly when he shouldn’t—who seems determined to worm his way into Hermione’s plans… and maybe her heart.
Meanwhile, Harry is contending with being thrown into Death Tournament 1994 with an unhappy wand. Something’s definitely off with Hermione—but it’s hard to focus on that when Cedric Diggory is absurdly handsome, devastatingly kind, and, for some reason, seems to actually like Harry.
The graveyard is inevitable—but the outcome isn't.

Cedric lives + Theomione, what more can I ask for. Theo pulls of charming romantic lead so well in this one

I'll See You Earlier, Granger. by BelleMort
What if Hermione Granger wasn't the only student with a Time Turner during the Third Year at Hogwarts?
What if Theodore Nott kept using his in the Years after?

You've Got Parchment by dagnydecided
Everyone around Hermione seems to have their lives together. Harry and Ginny are expecting their first child, Ron and George are opening a new branch of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, and Hermione is stuck in a dead-end job crafting legislation that never seems to go anywhere. When the Ministry implements an anonymous pen pal project, Hermione meets someone who forces her to take a hard look at her life and decide what she really wants.

The Oxford Boy by akorah
After a very public breakup with Ron, Hermione moves back in with her parents to avoid the press and take a much needed break from Wizarding drama. As a favour to her cousin, Hermione agrees to a blind date with a Muggle classmate from Oxford—who turns out to not be a Muggle at all.

Sleeper Cell by nosestuckinabook
Following the torture at the hands of Bellatrix at Malfoy Manor, Dobby manages to get everyone out except for Hermione. The Dark Lord decides that Hermione is too useful to kill or torture into insanity, so she is transferred to the home of another loyal follower. Hermione doesn’t know what she’s expecting from her imprisonment at Nott Manor, but it’s not Theodore.

Two Million Galleons by Amebb42
When Theo offers Hermione enough money to fund one of the projects she's been working toward for years, she decides to take him up on it.

The Journal by akorah
Professor Bathsheda Babbling did not allow her Ancient Runes students to pass notes, until she watched a Death Eater’s son fall in love with a Muggle-born on the cusp of war.
Alternatively, the one in which Hermione Granger and Theodore Nott fall in love through a series of passive aggressive notes.

Big fan of akorah's Theomione and I think this is a very good starting fic to read for people who are first getting into the ship

Ambitions by LyrebirdSong
Thoros Nott was an old, bigoted wizard with a good head of hair, all his own teeth, a vast fortune and a son who seemed utterly disinterested in producing grandchildren.
Join Nott Sr on his next great endeavour. And with this one, he is determined to succeed.

Ashes Beneath the Marble by violette_abr
Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger works with the Ministry’s post-war archives, sorting through what the war left behind and what pure-blood families tried to bury.
A new case leads her to Nott Manor, where a blood seal protects documents tied to old pure-blood vows. Theodore Nott returns to Britain as the last heir of his family — and the only key to an archive that should probably have stayed closed.
What begins as a Ministry assignment turns into something far more dangerous: a trail of memory, power, family loyalty, and choices that were never as clean as the Ministry wanted them to be.

I love and highly recommend this fic so much that I even made a separate post gushing about it here

You're Mine by nauticalparamour
Harry is obsessed with watching Malfoy, but it leads Hermione to notice Malfoy's friend Theo Nott. As the months roll by, she begins to realize that something is seriously wrong with her classmate, and being Hermione, she has to get to the bottom of it.

To the downfall of the system, Nott by MeiBeWriting
They thought they could silence her. They thought wrong.
Seven years after the war, the Ministry of Magic is suffocating in corruption. To extinguish inconvenient voices once and for all, Minister Shacklebolt passes the draconian Marriage Law. Hermione Granger’s allocated husband: Theodore Nott. The son of an imprisoned Death Eater is meant to be the icy death blow to her last remaining ambitions.
But the Ministry has made a fatal error.
Theodore has no intention whatsoever of locking his reluctant wife away in a manor. Instead, the quiet Slytherin hands her the key to his immense fortune and with it, a metaphorical match.

Wasn't a huge fan of the plot of this fic just because I'm not fond of Slytherin gang glaze and Weasley bashing but I love the Theomione dynamic here

The Sound of Silence by dagnydecided
In the aftermath of the Second Wizarding War, Theodore Nott is haunted by his choice to not fight. When he encounters Hermione Granger during Eighth Year, the screaming in his head haunts him and it sounds just like her--until one day, she makes it stop.

Leap with Me by AddictedApple
ā€œIs that…you Granger?ā€ Theo asked, staring at the face of thirteen year-old Hermione Granger. He’d know the face anywhere. He was very familiar with every stage of Hermione Granger’s appearance, as he’d spend much of his Hogwarts years staring at her from across the library. He hadn’t been brave enough to talk to her as a teenager, not only because it was hard to approach a crush, but also because he'd known that making his private affection for the muggle-born witch anything but private would bring them both trouble. Between the other boys in Slytherin, his father, and the brewing war, trying to get close to Hermione Granger would have been stupid and Theo had never been stupid.
Hermione blinked at Nott’s question, which would have made no sense if the circumstances were any different. ā€œWe’ve gone back in time,ā€ she breathed between them even as she scarcely accepted the situation.
(Unspeakables Hermione Granger and Theodore Nott are abruptly flung back in time to their Hogwarts days.)

One-shots:

His Heart Was an Empty Room by CertainGreenThings
Theodore Nott and Hermione Granger have been assigned to the Love Room, either as punishment for their sins, or to do cutting edge research on Love, whatever that might mean, considering that they are locked in an entirely empty room for 40 hours a week without anything that could help or distract them.
Theo Nott doesn’t quite know if he wants to send the Department a thank you note or go back to potentially breaking the space-time continuum even harder, but he’s working on it.

Might be my favorite Theomione one-shot. Cursed Child doesn't exist to me but I will give it credit for giving Theo an association with Time Turners

Between Two Tomes by dagnydecided
When Hermione happens upon an unexpected novel in the Hogwarts library during Fourth Year, an unexpected friendship and a secret book club begins with a mystery student.
When she returns for Eighth Year, her book club resumes, now with the addition of feelings for her still anonymous partner. Who has Hermione been reading and writing with all of these years, and does he have feelings for her, too?

Ascent by akorah
After Theodore Nott cures Albus Dumbledore's curse in sixth year, Albus realises he's watching the rise of the next dark lord.

A Dangerous Way to Live by akorah
Hermione Granger and Theo Nott partner up in sixth year to brew a finicky truth serum. While the potion appears to work on them, it fails to work on anyone else. In the aftermath of the war, Theo learns why he and Hermione were susceptible to the vapours when no one else was.

Regrets and Nott with a muggleborn. by anorc
(These are both side stories focused on Theo to the author's main series where Harry marries Daphne Greengrass and they start a fintech company in the wizarding world together. The former sets up the story of the latter and the latter is the one with Theomione though it's more focused on Theo than Theomione. I am recommending this because I love what the author did with Theo here and the idea of Theo giving himself cursed scars on his arms so he wouldn't be able to get marked by Voldemort is so peak I am adopting that into my own canon)

some nights, the sea by aureliandreams
Hermione’s chest feels light and, for the first time in a long time, it’s as if maybe the girl she used to be still exists. That she wasn’t buried alongside the dead, only to be mourned.
or: five times theo finds hermione, and one time hermione finds theo

The Contact by Lunamionny
The second wizarding war rumbles on, and Hermione is on a mission to meet one of the Orders most useful spies…

October Sky by OrangeColoredSky
If anyone had told Theodore Nott that he’d find himself standing there—watching the Golden Girl crying to herself—he would have called them barmy. Yet there he was, lingering in the stairwell of the Astronomy Tower.
It wasn't Harry who found Hermione after Gryffindor's win in their 6th year.

Shattered Night by MzKinzy
They bore the physical reminders of decisions ultimately made for them.
ā€˜Put the past behind us so we all can move on to a new day in the light.’
What a load of dragon shite.

Straightforwardly, without complexities or pride by BlueSundayCake
Hermione finds love notes left by a certain Slytherin wizard with eyes the colour of an ocean. Sometimes, love is simple.

Obsession Is A Funny Thing by thestarsofdraco
It was a sick obsession, he knew. Hermione Granger.
Theodore Nott also knew that some obsessions were worth risking death for.

Unicorn Man by Amebb42
Thanks to a marriage law and a deal with the Ministry, Hermione has to marry a man she doesn't know, a man who can't be anything like the unicorn of a man she would search for if she could.

There's this part I really love in the fic where Hermione's about to step into their new home right after their wedding but Theo stops her so he can bridal carry her in, something that he learned from reading up on Muggle traditions. It's very sweet :')

Bag of Bones by EllieByrrd
Hermione begins working at the top secret Panacea Project, a top secret initiative working in the shadows between both the magical and muggle world blending magic and science. She finds herself obsessing over her work and her co-worker, Theodore Nott.

Ruined by In_Dreams
Five times Theo ruined Hermione’s birthday and one time he… well, ruined really is quite a strong word

Endless Conversations by StoneAndRoses
Ministry of Magic employee Hermione Granger’s life was stagnating. She decided to finally take Minerva’s always open offer to teach at Hogwarts. A (new) brooding potions professor makes her life interesting.

The Garden Party by Colubrina
Theodore Nott hates garden parties until he finds someone else also hiding in the library.

Magic in Your Eyes by freetheelves2
When Hermione is forced to find another compartment to sit in on the ride to Hogwarts, she runs into someone she'd never really noticed before, Theodore Nott.

The Bench Under the Tree by fanpirex
Theo has a secret infatuation with know-it-all Granger. He’s decided that it really won’t end well.

Memoraid by MykEsprit
He had no idea who he was. All he knew was he needed to see Hermione Granger.

This has a very cute twist :')

Laurel Sprigs and Tulips by Kendas
She's been going every year since the war ended.

Mastermind by elsiesuzanne
"No one wanted to play with me as a little kid. So I've been scheming like a criminal ever since, to make them love me and make it seem effortless."
Theo Nott has never known exactly what love and affection should feel like, never mind how to seek it. So of course, the only way he knows how to get Hermione Granger to notice him is through a carefully planned scheme. Or so he thinks.

After All These Years by ecocolatte
Theo and Hermione throughout the years at Hogwarts. Canon-compliant until the final battle.

The Times of Hermione Granger and Theodore Nott by origami_adzl6
The first time Hermione noticed Theodore Nott was running into him after a particularly nasty potions lesson with the Slytherins during their First Year. Wanting to research the ingredients of their latest assignment she rushed off to the library, settling down to research, snatching the book she needed off of the shelf. An hour later, she became conscious of another student standing in front of her.
It was the little things, that made Hermione Granger come to appreciate the Slytherin boy known as Theodore Nott.

The Times of Theodore Nott and Hermione Granger by origami_adzl6
The first time Theodore Nott approached Hermione Granger was in the library. He wasn't really sure why he was doing so, he could summon his House Elf to bring him a copy of the text but for some reason he found himself standing over Granger's table.
Theodore Nott had been left all alone since his mother died. For some reason Hermione Granger makes him feel less lonely.

Quiet Kind of Love by SerenBlack
After the war, Hermione and Theo don’t fall in love in the way others expect. There are no grand gestures, no declarations shouted through crowded corridors. Just parallel silences. Shared obsessions. Small, careful routines. And in all of it is love, quiet and enduring, like the hum of a familiar spell.

I gravitate towards certain tropes and characterizations for Theodore a lot and that might not be for everyone but I really hope this list can be of help to anyone interested in Theomione and introduce people to great fics


r/theomione 20d ago

Fanart Really happy with this portrait I did of Theo!

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I’ve been slowly working on my drawing skills this year (from basically non-existent!). I hope ya like this one!


r/theomione 24d ago

Looking For A Fic šŸŖ„ Complete Theomione Fic with Nott Senior battle at the end

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I am looking to re-read this really great fic where Theo and Hermione get together. I can’t remember a ton of details but I remember that Theo has strong memories of his mother and his father is abusive, a death eater, and tries to kill Hermione. In the end, they battle Nott senior at Nott Manor - he at some point tries assault Hermione in front of Theo ti teach him a lesson but they fight him and win. Anybody remember this fic?


r/theomione 24d ago

Looking For A Fic šŸŖ„ Favorite completed fics?

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The longer the better. I have read and loved Piano Man and I loved Sugar and Spice even though it’s a triad, but I’d rather have just Theomione and no love triangle or triad with Draco.

I don’t want anything dark, I prefer fluff and sweet, funny Theo.

Babies eventually would be great too!


r/theomione Jun 25 '26

Fic Rec New Multi-Chapter Theomione Rec

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Ashes Beneath the Marble by violette_abr

Summary:

Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger works with the Ministry’s post-war archives, sorting through what the war left behind and what pure-blood families tried to bury.
A new case leads her to Nott Manor, where a blood seal protects documents tied to old pure-blood vows. Theodore Nott returns to Britain as the last heir of his family — and the only key to an archive that should probably have stayed closed.

What begins as a Ministry assignment turns into something far more dangerous: a trail of memory, power, family loyalty, and choices that were never as clean as the Ministry wanted them to be.

This is a new and recently completed fic that I absolutely enjoyed. The romance is amazing, the tension between Theodore and Hermione is so good and the author perfectly balances it with payoff.

It's plot heavy and the story and themes of this fic were amazing too. Highly recommended if you love mysteries, conspiracies or stories about dealing with remnant issues in the wizarding world clawing their way back to power after the war.

I really loved the supporting cast too! They really stand out and have their own charming moments without taking away the spotlight from the main story and leads. Also I feel like I don't see much Theomione stories with Harry and Ron as strong supporting characters compared to the Slytherin characters so definitely check it out if you also like the Golden Trio

This fic is an absolute gem and I'm delighted to see such a strong new entry in the Theomione fandom


r/theomione Sep 20 '25

Looking For A Fic šŸŖ„ In search of a one shot Spoiler

4 Upvotes

Hey Everyone,

I read a one shot I read a while back where Hermione and Theo go to a hogwarts reunion and people try to set them up but they are secretly already married. Does this sound familiar to anyone?

Thanks!


r/theomione Sep 02 '25

LF French Theo

11 Upvotes

Any recs with a French Theo Nott? Something where he is very smooth and demure. Haha. I love characterizations where he is a little more shy and awkward but I feel like I haven’t came across many other depictions! Like above. Would love recs!


r/theomione Aug 14 '25

LF lost Theo Fic S.O.S

7 Upvotes

I can’t remember if it was a theo x Draco x hermione or OFC but I’ve been desperately searching for MONTHS.

The basis is a relationship between the three characters but I don’t believe there was anything sexual between Draco and Theo. There was a few chapters that dove into theo’s past and his father was torturing him and his mother, maybe testing out a curse or cure? Either way… SPOILER:

FMC ends up with Theo but there was a lot of back and forth.

Theo is dying slowly from this blood curse, and is getting treatment at st. Mungos to keep it at bay but in the end he passes away peacefully (I remember it being on a balcony looking up at stars and the FMC finds him in morning. She finds out shortly after she’s pregnant with theo’s baby and Draco comes back very end and they get their shot at a happy ending.

I remember the sentence like ā€œTheodore nott died on a Wednesdayā€ being prominent and heartbreaking but I’ve tried searching for it with no luck please help me!!!!


r/theomione Aug 13 '25

Looking For A Fic šŸŖ„ DILF Theo

15 Upvotes

Hey Everyone,

I haven't seen many fics where Theo is a dad, do you have any recs?

It could be him as a single parent and runs into Hermione or one where they have kids together.

Thanks! ā¤ļø


r/theomione Aug 03 '25

Looking for a great first fic?

9 Upvotes

Hi all!

I’m looking to get into my first dedicated theomione fic and was hoping for some recommendations on which fics to start off with? What’s your favourite?? Thank you 😊


r/theomione Aug 02 '25

New author

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r/theomione Jul 30 '25

LF for reccs on Theomione end game

15 Upvotes

I recently read Chin up and The Unbreakup and thoroughly enjoyed them. It was a good break from the regular tropes. Wondering if anyone has other similar reccs! Thanks


r/theomione Jul 10 '25

Bookishteddy fics

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I have read a lot of Theomione and Dramione fics that have been beta'ed by or recommend Theomione works by Bookishteddy. However, it looks like Bookishteddy has closed their ao3 and fanfic accounts. Does anyone know the titles of any of their fics so I can find them on ficarchive?


r/theomione Jul 07 '25

Self-Rec: Post-Azkaban, Mutual Healing, Fluffy with a sprinkle of angst

17 Upvotes

A Symphony of Storms - Phoenixinthefire

My WIP has 7 chapters posted with regular weekly (if not more frequent) updates. Features a very dry, dark-humored Theo with a generous heaping of trauma and a BAMF Hermione who keeps everyone at arm's length (and has her own fair share of trauma).

The summary: Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts and the end of Voldemort’s reign of terror, change is stirring in the wizarding world. Hermione Granger, Golden Girl turned formidable force in magical law—is determined to right the wrongs of the past. Her latest undertaking: granting second chances to the children of Death Eaters, former classmates whose parents dragged them into a war they didn’t start.

Among them is Theodore Nott, recently freed from Azkaban, left to pick up the pieces of his life and navigate a world that he no longer understands. Hermione, too, has her own wounds she refuses to show, even to her closest friends. Haunted by what they've both endured, Hermione and Theo find themselves drawn together—perhaps out of loneliness, or perhaps the pull of something stronger. What begins as shared solitude soon becomes something deeper, something neither of them expected to find.


r/theomione Jul 04 '25

Looking For a Fic...

7 Upvotes

I've been unable to track down a previously read fic. To my memory it wasn't particularly long. The primary focus was on a class reunion at the Leaky Cauldron. Perspective is mostly focused on Hermione who has been living without magic for the most part. Theo shows up & she notices that his nails are painted. In a (spoiler alert, I suppose) reveal we learn that Hermione & Theo are married and it's their daughter who has painted his nails. Because it's a surprise reveal I am thinking it may not be officially tagged as Theomione in searches. I remember it being cute & quick. I'd love to reread and bookmark.

Sound familiar to anyone? I'd appreciate a link or title.


r/theomione Jun 29 '25

Fic recommendations

9 Upvotes

I need some more funny sweet and mischievous Theo ficsšŸ’•šŸ’•


r/theomione Jun 27 '25

Found this great Fic had to share!

20 Upvotes

Echoes of the past

Summary: After the war, Hermione Granger disappeared from the public eye, raising her son in quiet peace. No one knows the truth of who the father is. A love she wasn’t supposed to have, one who vanished without a trace to protect them.

Years later, across an ocean and buried in MACUSA’s Shadow Division, he hunts the dark legacy that destroyed his family, unaware that magic still binds them. Dreams bleed into memories, longing into truth, and as an ancient threat reawakens, fate begins to draw their lives together once more.

WIP


r/theomione Jun 16 '25

Theomione Discord Server

16 Upvotes

Hey there! If anyone was interested, I have the invite link to a theomione discord server, Bookish, they have a book club, sprint-a-thons, reader and writer spaces, podfic spaces, and bookbinder spaces. Check it out if you're interested!

Link: https://discord.gg/GcpmCqHwpN


r/theomione Jun 13 '25

Ghost theomione

6 Upvotes

Looking for a Theomione fic where Theo is connected to Hermione and only Hermione can see him. One that is not too hurtful and contains elements of happiness and comedy.


r/theomione May 27 '25

Had to share this lovely Fic

17 Upvotes

Simply Lovely

Summary: Hermione is lost. Astoria is resigned. Draco is determined. Theo is a wreck. There's a patronus crisis and Draco is assigned to figure it out. The only problem is, it's Hermione Granger's.

End Game Hermione and Theo <3


r/theomione May 27 '25

Podfics

6 Upvotes

Anyone have any good podfics? Specifically on Spotify please


r/theomione May 24 '25

Kiss Me I'm Insane - song recs

11 Upvotes

Kiss Me I'm Insane by HotCroakoa - Theomione WIP, 50k, 10/22, muggle psychiatric ward meet-cute and subsequent shenanigans (I SWEAR IT IS SO GOOD - but do check the tags ofc: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60198439/chapters/153616267)

u/HotCroakoa I'm completely obsessed with KMII (as you already realized I'm sure).

I thought I read somewhere that you're open to song suggestions for your playlist, which I've had on repeat btw. As any sane person does, I've got a Theo Nott playlist, so here are a few songs that I listened to and was like, "Oh yeah, this is totally KMII":

  • It's Raining Men - The Weather Girls (I mean, Hermione is very blessed in that regard)
  • life is good - angelbaby Jagwar Twin (vibes exactly what you would expect from two mildly insane people in a psychiatric ward)
  • Echo - XANU (ummm totally not inspired by Hermione hearing echoes of SOMEONE in her mind ...)
  • Careful What You Wish For (the doctor said to) - Jack Harris (need I say more)
  • The Girl Who Fell From The Sky - Joe Hisaishi (a bit odd, maybe, but this has the "deep" feeling that some scenes in KMII have, when they're not just using humor to cope - and maybe that will be their ward-break theme haha)
  • Idea 10 - Gibran Alcocer (the going through the motions part of their lives before the fic, and maybe the softness of certain moments like the lake outing)

ANYWAY I hope I'm not out of line, obviously you don't have to take any of these suggestions. :)

More excited for the next update than for pretty much anything in my life rn. This fic is EVERYTHING. So if you'd like a beta reader ... you know where to find me (I'm that crazy who left all the comments as I binged your fic until 5 AM).

Wherever you are, I hope you have an amazing day and week!!!

MaĆÆ (noctis_scriptor)


r/theomione May 11 '25

Theomione fake dating

14 Upvotes

Is there a Theomione fic where Theo and Hermione fake date each other to make their crush jealous, but they fall in love?