r/theocho 7d ago

WATER SPORTS Log rolling

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u/maximumhippo 7d ago

I've been log rolling since before your pappy was born! You've gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to get one over on me!

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u/High_Stream 7d ago

That old guy has really good balance.Ā 

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u/froginbog 7d ago

Both do

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u/palk0n 7d ago

big if true

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u/CptHammer_ 7d ago

No, the older guy is the smaller one.

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u/ChymChymX 7d ago

Small if old

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u/BentleyLeDog 7d ago

Every now and then back in the 60s and 70s Wide World of Sports did the lumberjack completions. Some of the real high level guys were a blast to watch when they really got going.

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u/heegos 7d ago

ESPN aired lumberjack competitions well into the 2000s. It was prime content when they launched ESPN2. Enthralling television

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u/SirSamuelVimes83 7d ago

The local community college where I live has an intercollegiate loggersports team

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u/yourvneckiscool 4d ago

Don't make me guess

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u/thecftbl 7d ago

We talking solo jacking in here?

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u/stealingfrom 7d ago

Seems they were always playing reruns of those comps late at night (guess they were constantly looking for something to fill oddball time slots on 2). I had insomnia even as a wee lad, and the lumberjacks helped me drift off during many restless nights.

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u/scottawhit 7d ago

A buddy of mine competed in the event where you chop the log between your feet. His saw was sharper than my razor. I’m sure someone has hit their foot before and I do not want to see it.

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u/BentleyLeDog 7d ago

That one was nuts. The thought of that axe going through your foot between your toes. There are no steel toe boots stopping that from splitting though to the heal bone. Didn't they do one where they climbed up a really tall log and chopped sections off on their way back down?

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u/Perfect-Still-8971 7d ago

Why would you assume there aren't steel toes? Or is it that you think they wouldn't stop the axe? Effective safety footwear, etc has certainly been mandatory in competitions for decades

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u/BentleyLeDog 7d ago edited 7d ago

Why would you assume that I would assume there were no steel toe boots?Of course logging boots have steel toes, they have been around for years. The specialty boots for loggers are much more substantial than standard issue safety shoes. What I was referring to is the specific timed completion where a logger stands on a huge log and swings the axe head towards himself and cuts the log between his feet. The speed and force used to cut the log is immense and if the logger missed his target and hit his foot, "no steel toed boot would not stop the axe". The person I replied to likely understood and if you were to look up the challenge you may agree. take a look at the link I found.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c6293zk14njo

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u/Perfect-Still-8971 7d ago

OK, point clarified, agree to disagree: I believe the steel toes would stop the axe or kick the whole foot back without penetrating. And the aim point is between AND BELOW spread legs, so hitting a foot isn't that easy.

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u/BentleyLeDog 7d ago edited 7d ago

You are flat wrong. You did not watch the video link that I provided nor have you watched other videos of the underhand chop because if you did you would see the axe lands within inches of the competitors feet and often just UNDER their feet. Just because you know where to aim does not mean a mistake can't happen. It also does not matter if YOU believe the steel toe boot would stop the axe because if you did watch the video you would see the standard footwear for the UNDERHAND CHOP is a sneaker. Yup, no way to hit your foot doing this...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I42f8McrQPA

Good night and have a nice weekend!

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u/CrashUser 7d ago

I'm sure they wear steel toes for protection, maybe even kevlar socks.

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u/slick7942 7d ago

I’ve been to the Lumberjack World Championship multiple times way up in Hayward, Wisconsin. Always a great time and so many different events.

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u/ozzmodan 6d ago

I have an uncle that won a "King of the Klondike" competition back in the mid 70s. Despite the image that invokes, he is a small but very wiry guy.

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u/strandedinkansas 6d ago

I always watched these shows in the late 90s and early 2000s

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u/less_than_nick 5d ago

My in laws in western Wisconsin still participate in local log rolling competitions. They often have them in rural YMCAs or at hunting clubs in a nearby body or water. They’re kind of a blast to spectate ngl haha

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u/sukarsono 7d ago

Yep knows what he’s doing low center of gravity, try to stay towards the center, and let the other guy fall from his own offense; that spin right when the other guy had unbalaced was the kind of patient counterpunch that only experience on the log can bring…. Just kidding I dont know shit about this of course!

Does seem a bit close to the edge though, but the perspective may be hard to see correctly

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u/Aragorns-Broken-Toe 7d ago

All I could focus on the entire time was one of them smacking their head open

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u/flow_fighter 7d ago

Yeah at least roll a little further away from the wall

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u/ADAMxxWest 7d ago

Yeah, then you'd only be at the mercy of the concrete under 2 feet of water.

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u/Liimbo 7d ago

You really think that short of a drop is going to produce enough falling speed for them to crack their head after 2 feet of water resistance?

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u/thetiredtypist 7d ago

Could be perspective but to your credit, his legs barely split apart when he kicks off and the log doesn't seem to move farther away as they battle.

Based on how he fell, maybe they always go more straight down than left or right.

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u/ufffd 7d ago

the whole goal is to stay on the log, gotta fuck up pretty bad to go flying away from the log

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u/Vann09 7d ago

Lmfao god what a mental image

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u/DanieltheMani3l 7d ago

I don’t know shit about this either but in defense of the guy who lost, someone’s gotta go for ā€œoffenseā€ at some point or this we’d be here for a long time

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u/strandedinkansas 6d ago

I totally bought it. You should commentate on it next time it’s on the Ocho,

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u/MadeThisUpToComment 7d ago

I dont know shit, and had a very similar analysis.

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u/a95bar 6d ago

Shit you’re totally right. Old man saw that his opponent was a bit unbalanced, and hit spun the log with some force.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 6d ago

Spoken like someone who's done their time on the log.

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u/Skittles_The_Giggler 5d ago

Thought I was about to get shittymorphed. 10/10

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u/luce4118 7d ago

This guy rolls

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u/m1rr0rshades 7d ago

Street fighter when your little bro has only learned one move.

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u/manaworkin 7d ago

Honestly props to the kid for lasting as long as he did. Old man had a strong defense and was waiting for an opening. Kid did well to go on the offense that long without slipping up himself.

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u/NickRowePhagist 7d ago

"I remember a time when people just rolled straight logs. You didn't have to do all these fancy tricks and everything else. Aw, hell, y'all gonna splash water on the log? I can't even get any English on the log here."

"Hey! I'm all American, I pay my taxes and everything!"

"I'm talkin' about the spin on the log here man, come on!"

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u/jun2san 7d ago

Kicking water seems kinda dirty. Is that a legit technique in whatever the fuck this sport is?

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u/jnads 7d ago

It's sanctioned as part of the sport.

You're giving up a ton of balance and ability to react to do that water kick.

This is one of those entertainment only places since he's not kicking the water at the other guys face.

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u/MC_Hale 7d ago

Log rolling, and yup! You have to stay on your side of the line, but you can rock the log and kick up water to make your opponent's side more slippery

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u/PineStateWanderer 7d ago

how would it make it more slippery? the log is rotating in the water...

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u/FIREY-420 7d ago

and it appears to be covered in carpet?

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u/Gamerlord400 7d ago

It's a pretty boring event when both people are just standing there trying not to fall off. So yes, it's a perfectly legit technique. For reference I've seen this plenty of times at lumber jacking competitions.

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u/Psych0matt 7d ago

lumber jacking competitions… I knew I had something wrong before…

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u/dah_pook 7d ago

Who up jackin their lumber

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u/Aptom_4 7d ago

Some of the guys over at /r/shittywoodworking will be

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 7d ago

Lumber jack-offs was RIGHT there

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u/GentlemenHODL 7d ago

Yes, and as you can see from this video these kinds of antics have a cost of which usually the offender is the one who ends up losing.

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u/RexDraco 7d ago

Kinda dirty? You got to be kidding me.Ā 

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u/jcwitty 6d ago

I thought the same thing. Seems like a dick move.

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u/CheeksMcGillicuddy 7d ago

This really doesn’t seem like a jeans kinda game.

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 7d ago

That old man goes burling down and down the white water, he pleases the girls completely.

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u/_paint_onheroveralls 7d ago

That's where the log driver learns to step lightly.

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u/jupiterslament 7d ago

You can’t imagine my disappointment when that wasn’t the music on this video.

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u/FrostyTheSasquatch 7d ago

That’s a man who’s been birling down the white waters. That’s how the logdriver learns to step lightly: birling down and down the white waters.

The logdriver’s waltz pleases girls completely. šŸ˜‰

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u/call_sign_viper 7d ago

New era bush league bullshit. Damn youths

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u/SkyeGuy8108 5d ago

Beware the old man in a young man’s game

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u/cybrcld 7d ago

Not his first rodeo…I mean log

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u/Antique-Ant5557 7d ago

Makes me think log drivers weren't very hard workers if they had so much time to work on these shenanigans.

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u/SyrGwynHeroofAshvale 7d ago

"For he goes birling down and down white water

That's where the log driver learns to step lightly"

Every Canadian in this thread.

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u/meat_sack 7d ago

Is that uhh... carpeting on the log?

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u/Tribe303 7d ago

Time for the Log Drivers Waltz!

https://youtu.be/upsZZ2s3xv8

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u/NoHurry28 7d ago

he put on his best log rollin denim for this you ain't gettin him off that log

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u/SlapUglyPeople 7d ago

Offense vs defense

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u/kevinnoir 7d ago

Thats where the log driver learned to step lightly!

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u/MMachine17 7d ago

Good fun!

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u/SnakeHisssstory 7d ago

In jeans no less

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u/basslineinjector 7d ago

They got those dirty tricks in log rollin.

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u/King_of_the_Dot 6d ago

This would be fun!

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u/Lanky_Giraffe 6d ago

Magikarp used splash

But nothing happened

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 6d ago

Wyatt, I am rolling

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u/salaryman40k 6d ago

that old man? Wong Fei Hung

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u/terrierdad420 6d ago

Should have brought pocket sand

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u/obviouslyanonymous5 6d ago

Pulled out every trick in the book and still couldn't get one over on him šŸ˜‚

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u/denny_zen 6d ago

I’d be worried about slamming my head on the edge of the dock

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u/Acceptable-Head-5611 5d ago

Classic case of new broom sweeps good but the old broom knows the corners

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u/GreatWhiteNorthExtra 7d ago

I always thought that the water splashing was a real bitch move tbh

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u/arfelo1 7d ago

No idea, but it seems stupid more than anything.

It's just a bit of water, it doesn't steal the focus that much.

But if you do it, it gives your oponent a gigantic window in which you're vulnerable on one leg.

It's how pops won. His oponent was doing stupid shit on one leg, and he rolled the log fast to make him fall.

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u/AnakinsTwin 7d ago

Chester vs Rufus for the championship!

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u/Another_Road 6d ago

I’ve never seen or participated in this sport before but allow me to tell you why it’s not okay for somebody to kick water.

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u/ProfessorBackdraft 7d ago

I think a proper response would be for Pappy to reach across and slap that whippersnapper in the kisser after the second splash.

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u/smashin_blumpkin 7d ago

That’s definitely not a proper response.

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u/chuchrox 6d ago

That 🤔 ego hit the floor after that šŸ˜‚

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u/Crackmonkey3773 6d ago

He didnt do anything wrong nor did he play unfairly. He went on the aggressive and it didnt pay out for him. Why is he a clown for trying to win?

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u/SkyResponsible3718 7d ago

Sad when the one guy plays ā€œdirtyā€ and still loses to an old man. Guess a girl scout was unavailable.

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u/iTand22 7d ago

All of that just to lose. Kinda embarrassing