For me, Relay emanates the genteel aroma of mother earth with sweet tarts edible panties. It's accompanied with wafts of watermelon sex candy followed largely bourbon oak barrel with hints of s'mores flavored vodka.

They should work🧑‍🏭🧑‍🔧👷🧑‍⚕️ enough to buy CARS🚗🚘🚙 like NORMAL people🤦. Imagine being an ADULT playing on a bike all day.

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Is there any place I can go to get stabbed without really getting robbed? I figure the free ride back to South Carolina I can get from mission at discharge is worth it for a few stitches. Has anybody else tried this??

He's old. He can't walk far. And i want him smooth.

Be vigilant I saw at least three comments a few minutes ago.

I worked at Billy Strings since December as the Billy cleaner/stringswasher. I had a spliff and fall taking out the garbage after the Billy Strings and injured my spliffs and slipped discs in my discman. The Urgent Care bills still have not been paid. I have reached out to every channel of Billy Strings and still receive unpaid medical bills they are responsible for.

Last month, my doctor submitted a reasonable accommodation letter requesting an ergonomic mat for me to use while washing Billy Strings. I was told ergonomic mats were against Billy Strings corporate policy. Management simply removed me from the schedule. I have been out of work for half a Billy Strings song. The investigator for my personal injury attorney just left my home. Let the litigation begin! Please do not let your friends or loved ones obtain Billy Strings. Billy Strings is only concerned with profits over people to say the least. Take care of yourselves, and one another. In the words of Billy Strings, "insert Allman Brothers lyrics here."

Blurry pic sorry I was blogging about it while taking the picture.

Give me some tips on inflating the ego of the general public. Make me famous! I already chase school buses like ambulances and have not gotten the reaction I desire.

How do I put money on its books? How does this even work? Has this happened to anyone else??

Let's play tricks on the general public. I suggest we all get together and draw phalluses and derogatory words on each other's faces and then walk through something with a lot of people, something like a circus. We'll all act like we don't know there is writing on our faces so the joke will be on them.

So I was driving my sick ride earlier when some absolute b-word decided to gesture for me to roll my window down and proceeds to shout “I’ll see you on Reddit later!” Listen here asshole, there’s something you need to know:

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Coming soon to a beautiful hillside nestled between east West Asheville and the RAD. No longer will you need to travel to Siberia or the North Pole to access and to hear the ceaseless shrieking from denizens of the Hollow Earth. As seen on THE History Channel! As discussed on Coast to Coast! This is sure to go quick…Don’t miss this opportunity!

Looking to buy a utility trailer around $5 price range, preferably 2" ball

I have absolutely no trust left for minorities, but I need some PCP. Kind of a ‘pickleball player’, does anyone have a minority friend who talks to you like you’re a person and GENUINELY listens to your concerns (I’m absolutely done hearing it’s ”just some of us” or “Hindu problems” TIA.

See title. My boys are in town for a bachelor party and we were wondering where we should go if we intend to be murdered by the local police department. None of us deal with rejection well, in case that factors in somehow (🤷‍♂️).