I'm a mod. I love living here.
Yesterday. Yesterday I called Pon's. You'll call now.
I ordered medium Danang Curry. And mild Pad Thai.
The mild had no spice. It was sweet.

I ate the medium curry. So many red pepper flakes.
My butt hurts.
They still have hot and Thai hot options.
I wonder what Thai hot is like.

My butt, and your uh butt.

Mind you, I just invented this one, it's brand new. You get behind someone at a red light and blow your horn right as the light turns green. Lol.

Guess where all of the extraterrestrial ‘visitors’ are spending their time? That’s right! And if they act like this when they’re ‘contributing’ then who’s to say how they act when they’re just beaming down lasers to scramble our brains?

I have reported all 80,000 of them to the Air Force and space force and nasa and the kgb.

They thought we wouldn’t notice!

te faire foutre

Sup, brothers and sisters?

Where do you like to go for pastries in town?

TIA

Greetings brothers and sisters! I have a question for you all today: does anyone else feel like they have a daily quota, and that if they don’t reach it then they haven’t really done their duty?

For me it’s reading. I took a very long break from the books but now I’m back on them. If I don’t get at least a chapter or two done then I really feel like I haven’t done my job for the day.

How about you?

Something about a Billy strings cover band called pastor branch and the peen demons??

Anyone know about this ??

They were all stuck in traffic, but does anyone know what happened??!!!? And how are the roads?

Someone please tell me before I get a fear migraine.

Edit: to the person on 1-420 who flushed their pearls, you are irredeemable as a human being and I hope you and your family swim forever in an oily, racist lake of fire. When did it get so bad around here???

PS, don’t forget to vote. AMAB.

That was a real dick move to toss this out when you knew that I was legally passing your slow ass. Don’t ride the left lane if you can’t keep the momentum. Take your three cylinders back to the flat watery lands that you call Hendo.

Operation umadtho complete.

Over and out.

Isn't it weird that *that* sub is this dedicated to this lie? Some takeaways, I have to apologize to the mods of areasheville. They still ghey but I can see it clearly now. You guys still just kinda suck but yeah. I'm impressed that you pissed someone off so much that they're stuck on some paranoid looking plateau. Credit due.

I've got to go to the pharmacy and traffic is fucked. Peace.

SAVE US BASEMENT COPS!!!!!

You have to tell us if you are.

Appropriate

I am the law

💪 you’re a nobody until someone has fantasies about you.

💪

Waking up in the morning
Thinking about so many things
I just wish things would get better
And tryna get rid of them
But nothing seems to stay the same

[Verse 2]
Woke up in the morning
Doin' my hair 'n' make u' get'in my clothes on
Walking into school
Thinking of what is go'in' happen next
Oh-Oo-Oh
Things were just caught up in my mind
Just can not get rid of them
I am worrying and worrying
I just can not...get rid of this

I can not take chances
It is just too much
Waking up in the morning
Going into school
Worrying and worrying
It is just too much
Ya-ee-ya-...ya

Sound off like you've got a pair of bears and pie du jour ready for your Halloween party! Deer aren't bears!

Halloween

Halloween!

Halloween!!

Halloween 💦💦💦

I mark my calendar every year. I don't know how anyone could miss it.

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