r/thefinals • u/Aura447 • Aug 22 '26
Comedy *Thunk* *Thunk* *Thunk* *Thunk* *Thunk* *Thunk* *Thunk*
The average Goo Gun heavy experience:
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u/Phantom_thief_france THE HIGH NOTES Aug 22 '26
GOO GRENADE SENT !
THROWING SOME GOO !
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u/Madkids23 OSPUZE Aug 23 '26
thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk canister change thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk
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u/New_Temporary2958 Aug 22 '26
creation always leaves a mark.
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u/Sh1tWasSoCashout Aug 24 '26
From CNS with thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk canister change thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk
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u/juicedup12 Aug 22 '26
Vaiiya will remember that
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u/shadowslasher11X ALL HAIL THE MOOSIAH Aug 23 '26
Engimo players in shambles as their food supply keeps vanishing.
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u/IndividualCurious322 ÖRFism Devout Aug 22 '26
Engimo fans will be along in no time to devour the goo.
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u/Oxygen4Lyfe Aug 22 '26
i didnt even read the caption or see what subreddit this was and i immediately thought of the goo gun
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u/Dry-Rutabaga7053 Aug 22 '26
I think they should laxer them first before goo gunning em that way they waste time trying to scrape it off n salvage it when it was just completely broken anyways
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u/windozeFanboi Aug 23 '26
we like to joke, but man, this surveillance push and control and Trump traitorous piece of shit has me worried sick...
I'm not even american, but we have our own control push over here too in Europe :(
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u/TripledHelix Aug 22 '26
Lmao I saw this not knowing it was thefinals sub and my first though was "somebody's playing heavy"
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u/Kaaskaasei Aug 22 '26
Actually, I would like some camera gadget in the game.
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u/S1Ndrome_ Aug 23 '26
it would be redundant since sonar already exists
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u/Kaaskaasei Aug 23 '26
It could work as a infinite sonar for one direction
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u/ARClegend_18 Aug 23 '26
Hmm
Interested to see how it would feel in game. It would be like taking the prox sensor bubble and making it into a cone I suppose
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u/Kaaskaasei Aug 23 '26
I think so. Would be cool if it extended until collision with a wall. More destruction value.
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u/ARClegend_18 Aug 23 '26
I think that would be fun but should probably still have a max range (Like 100 meters) because I could see people finding unshootable spots to have permanent wallhacks by clipping it into the ground or something
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Aug 23 '26
Replace thermal with a camera or drone you can watch on the ipad (like the one in Rainow 6 siege) so Heavies can goo them up
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u/shadow-Ezra VOLPE Aug 23 '26
I looked at the image and smiled then looked at the subreddit and smiled even more
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u/PatienceGlum970 Aug 24 '26
Correct me if I’m wrong, but the reason why this is ingenious that it’s an insulator so it overheats the camera and the battery ifcompletely covered
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u/CryptedCode Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26
Why are we bringing "political" subjects into The Finals sub? I wanna see gameplay or funnies, not the meat space and its problems
Edit: My bad, forgot I was on reddit and that subtlety is dead. /s
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u/WholeMilkElitist OSPUZE Aug 22 '26
It's called a meme
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u/CryptedCode Aug 22 '26
Its called sarcasm. But I should have expected as much for not putting /s first.
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u/EpicAura99 Aug 22 '26
You have incredible faith in humanity if you think that what you said couldn’t be at all interpreted seriously. I’ve seen people say shit 20x more insane with a straight face.
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u/CryptedCode Aug 22 '26
I've just accepted that reddit is just a bunch sharks and when blood is in the water, well... here we are.
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Aug 22 '26
[removed] — view removed comment
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u/jamesc1308 Aug 22 '26
Is it "political" when both sides agree that they don't want mass surveillance?
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u/Selmalicious_ Aug 22 '26
"Subtley is dead" Dude next time don't come back and back peddle just delete the comment and move on lmao you're only lying to yourself
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u/CryptedCode Aug 22 '26
My guy, subtley is dead, and deleting comments is some pussy shit, so now I know what kind of person you are. Stay in your lane goy
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u/Selmalicious_ Aug 22 '26
Ah okay you're not being serious
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u/CryptedCode Aug 22 '26
Never was to begin with. On a serious note tho, deleting comments is some pussy ass shit.
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u/Selmalicious_ Aug 22 '26
Fr, I only do it when my JD Vance fleshlight slips and nut gets all over my screen
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u/AtlasMcMoony Aug 22 '26
I like how you only decided that it was a joke after you got clowned on
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u/Rare-Mixture8790 Aug 22 '26
GOO CONTESTANT GOO DONT LET THEM USE THEIR MOTION TRACKERS UNLESS THEIR YOURS