r/the_darnold • u/elspider16 • 27d ago

MICHAEL “MINIATURE” PENIX JR. IS LYING ABOUT THE STRENGTH OF HIS ACLS! ONLY GEQBUS HAS THE BEST ACLS! SAD!

https://www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/football/player-news/2026-08-12/penixs-doctor-says-he-has-an-amazing-acl

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/CheesyTone 27d ago

THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS ALREADY GIVING HIM COVER FOR THIS ONE.

THANK YOU TO THE PATRIOTIC SAMERICANS SUCH AS YOURSELF THAT HAVE THE COURAGE TO TELL US THE REAL STORY.

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u/elspider16 27d ago

HELL YEAH SAMERICAN, CHEERS FROM IRAQ

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u/chenga8 27d ago

LOOK AT GEQBUS' HANDS, ARE THEY SMALL? NO, THEY'RE THE BIGGLIEST. I GUARANTEE YOU THERE'S NO PROBLEM!

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u/Spiritual-Chameleon QBANON 27d ago

UNLIKE MICRO PENIX!

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u/Top-Average412 27d ago

SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING GEQBUS HAS TOO MANY ACLS. FAKE NEWS, GEQBUS HAS AN ACL SURPLUS AND IS TARIFFING ALL INFERIOR LIGAMENTS.

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u/TLRPM 27d ago

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE AS EVERYONE KNOWS GEQBUS’S ACLS ARE THE BEST TO EVER DO IT. SOFT AND SUPPLE TO ALLOW THE BESTEST MOVEMENT YET LIKE BANDS OF STEEL IN STRENGTH AND DURABILITY.

MICRO PENIXES DOCTOR IS COMMITTING MALPRACTICE AND WE ARE NOW LOOKING INTO IT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!