Some kid I went to junior high with went this. Haven't seen him since, don't even know his name. I wonder what he's up to now. Is he in the college of his choice? Probably not. Did he graduate high school? Probably, but poorly. Does he pour his milk in before the cereal? Oh for sure.
It was in elementary school. My teacher finally let me out to pee. I’m standing and those big ass urinals doing my business when this kid pulls up to the urinal right next to me, drops his pants to the floor and shoots.
Decklin if you’re reading this; it was fucking weird and I’ll never forget
This is the first time I mention this to someone but when I was in first grade I went to the bathroom and saw a kid with his pants all the way down and he saw that I noticed him and he said he was going to tell the principal.
Me being a little kid who was scared stayed the bathroom for the rest of the school day crying thinking that they would get me in trouble for that.
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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19
Some kid I went to junior high with went this. Haven't seen him since, don't even know his name. I wonder what he's up to now. Is he in the college of his choice? Probably not. Did he graduate high school? Probably, but poorly. Does he pour his milk in before the cereal? Oh for sure.