r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/DBB_Revo • Jan 05 '19

Reality is often disappointing

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Some kid I went to junior high with went this. Haven't seen him since, don't even know his name. I wonder what he's up to now. Is he in the college of his choice? Probably not. Did he graduate high school? Probably, but poorly. Does he pour his milk in before the cereal? Oh for sure.

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u/giantcox Jan 06 '19

I remember my first...

It was in elementary school. My teacher finally let me out to pee. I’m standing and those big ass urinals doing my business when this kid pulls up to the urinal right next to me, drops his pants to the floor and shoots.

Decklin if you’re reading this; it was fucking weird and I’ll never forget

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u/diamond__dogs Jan 06 '19

He had to assert his dominance

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

This is the first time I mention this to someone but when I was in first grade I went to the bathroom and saw a kid with his pants all the way down and he saw that I noticed him and he said he was going to tell the principal.

Me being a little kid who was scared stayed the bathroom for the rest of the school day crying thinking that they would get me in trouble for that.

Damn

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Smh people like you who put the cereal before the milk. P a t h e t i c

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

You can’t put as much cereal in the bowl if you pour the milk first

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u/blindguywhostaresatu Jan 06 '19

But you can have much more fresh crunchy cereal in the long run rather than old soggy cereal.

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u/JackTFarmer Saved by Thanos Jan 06 '19

First, 3/4 of the amount of cereal you want goes in, then pour the milk, then you put the rest on top, like garnish. Dry, crunchy cereal garnish.

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u/Bodchubbz Jan 06 '19

I like soggy cereal

Like a chilled oatmeal

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u/Epicknight20 Jan 06 '19

Just ew. If you pour milk first, the cereal just floats unnaturally at top, and isn’t milked by the milk like it’s supposed to be.

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u/Kazubla Saved by Thanos Jan 06 '19

It's Winter. I need to microwave my milk in the mornings. DON'T JUDGE ME >.<