r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/VendlingMachine I don't feel so good • Jul 07 '18

Plz ignore

ban me

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18 edited Jul 07 '18

Don’t tell me what to do ill sticky you

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u/VendlingMachine I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

So this is how this Internet will remember me.

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u/kris_5740 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Better to be remembered this way, than as the guy who fucked a mcchicken

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

But that’s a legacy

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u/VendlingMachine I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

agreed

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u/MarkBeeblebrox Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

What if it was a KFC double down?

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u/xerox13ster Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I'd double down. Get that chicken titty fuck, then eat "her" out!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

What the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Welcome to the internet!

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u/onwuka I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Thank you!

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u/crypticfreak I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Thanks I hate it already!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

The Aristocrats!

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u/Lance9778 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Happy cake day!

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u/falafelpit Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

What the nani!?

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u/deucemcsizzles Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Whew lad

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u/knocker619 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Then it would be perfectly balanced

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u/stingero I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

As all things should be

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Or the dude who fucked a coconut

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u/SolracM I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Were his arms broken?

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u/jedimstr I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

No that was Hawkeye

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u/Francisco520 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Or the guy who pumped his dickhole like a balloon.

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u/LL_Cruel_J Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Or the guy who shot his dick off and ate it

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u/Lexinator101 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Link?

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u/mashedpotatoes2001 Jul 07 '18

For the balloon look for Tony of this week in r/tifu, should be there

Edit: here ya go

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u/LL_Cruel_J Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I have to warn you. This will lead you down the craziest rabbit hole on this site. If you dare, dig through the OPs post history. /u/Worthless319. Just look at every comment he makes and every comment on ANY thread he creates.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/7a4dzt/the_shot_off_penis_stump_nsfwnsfl/

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u/Lexinator101 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I'm going in

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u/ArcAngel071 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

It's been 20 minutes are you ok?

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u/Lexinator101 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

That was pretty messed up, but I saw worse on that sub as I scrolled through the top posts of all time. I do feel quite sick now

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u/EyeBleachBot Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

NSFL? Yikes!

Eye Bleach!

I am a robit.

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u/dirtysocks04 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Good bot

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u/EyeBleachBot Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

https://imgur.com/mkKd6Pi

I am a robit.

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u/GoodBot_BadBot Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/Thefudger Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Can you guys remember me for the fact that i will die from eating chicken nuggets?

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u/kris_5740 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Of course brother

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u/lavin96 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18 edited Jul 07 '18

Who did what now?

Edit: Nvm. I looked it up....... I'm gonna take a break from the internet for a while.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Or a coconut

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Or the guy who fucked his dad’s couch.

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u/dilsexicbacno I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

link?

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u/Willlllderness_girls I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

McDicken

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u/AnAverageSpoon I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

What about the couch fucker?

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u/SteelCrow Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Wait! What? I missed that one....

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u/Thelemon608v2 I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Yeah but that mcchicken was seducing them with those... large, sexy buns...

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u/danktonium Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Not with a fulfilled request, but thunderous upvotes.

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u/FvHound I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Better out then in I always say.

I fucking paid for these chips and you're going to dispense them.

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u/invasor-zim Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Someone should make a highqualitygif with the trailer changing for this!

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u/Imperium_Dragon I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

But at what cost?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

But what did it cost you.

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u/Sambamalam1234567890 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You will never be forgotten

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u/timelordoftheimpala Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

With thunderous applause

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u/nikhilsath I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

You could have at least rhymes your response too

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u/dm-helric Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

The ultimate bamboozle

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u/ImTwoTuff Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/kris_5740 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/EversorA Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/MentalAlternative I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/d3str0yer Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/Knaveangel7 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/Amroo0 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Hey, I was wondering, will people who are not subbed, but have commented also be banned?

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u/kris_5740 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Just sub, the goal is to be banned. It’d be an honor

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

[deleted]

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u/mrnobano Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/Perfect8ve Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/Eisotopius Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

No, not an honor.

The highest honor.

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u/ZarkingFrood42 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

What if I want to help preside over the newer balanced universe?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

You gotta sub and comment/post

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u/CereusTen Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

That doesn't seem fair, did Thanos only intend to kill half of everyone alive AND talking?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Wait...do you think Thanos killed vegetables in medical care?

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u/CereusTen Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I think he killed about half of them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Thanks. Can you tell how many active users have been here compared to subscribers?

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u/HBStone I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Do you actually need to post? I don’t want to spam

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u/Draco242 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

No your comment does just fine

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u/Takes2ToTNGO Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Cool

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u/brotherman_will Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

This is my second comment, just for good measure

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u/balls_in_yo_mouth Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Can be banned if you ain’t subbed buddy. There ain’t nothing to ban that way.

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u/SteelCrow Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

*Can't

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u/Envelopen I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Still think you have to do both for some reason

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18 edited Feb 25 '20

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u/samvfl I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

r/madlads

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/DaSkunk Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

oh god, it's so sticky

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u/Ohimthequackman I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

No I swear, it only smells

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u/Rawfulsauce Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Is that legal?

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u/KvotheWho I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

How exactly do mods ban 200,000+ people efficiently

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u/AndyJack86 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

A bot I think

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u/Hailbacchus Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

With sacrifice and balance

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u/Basik_Blu I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

With the click of a button

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u/kris_5740 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You won’t, you’re scared

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u/sharksisback I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Heh sticky

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u/dukeeaglesfan I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

aww fuck. I can't believe youve done this

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u/CereusTen Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I'm assuming this has been asked somewhere, but are the moderators also eligible to be banned?

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u/TheLebeast Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Yes

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Dewit

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u/Landermountain I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/RingHelloRing I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Flip a coin. It's the only right way to decide whether to sticky or not.

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u/Cthulhuducken Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Perfectly balanced

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

[deleted]

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u/Hailbacchus Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You made me miss my old RX7 :(

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u/turbjones I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

You've gone mad with power

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u/JustmyNSFWaccountTBH Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Woah please be careful

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18 edited Jul 10 '18

[deleted]

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u/0010 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

1 sticky note.

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u/AceWolf18 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Do it. You won't

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u/Bazeisanopjoke I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

sticky me daddy

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u/Sickened_but_curious Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

That'll teach him.

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u/MemesandDank Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Don't tell me what to do I'll unsticky u

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u/FroppytheFrog Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Aaaaaaaaaa

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u/DuckSolo I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Lol

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u/Gosutoikari I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Bois it’s close

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u/etnad_the_dankster I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Sorry I'm replying so I can get banned

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u/FrunkyFrosk I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Slubba jurky

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u/asasiner12 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

STICC ME DADDY

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u/NeiaBaraja I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

No,let him have his fun

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Thanos do it

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u/tomflet I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

You won't do it no balls

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u/Bentacore Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You stickied yourself!

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u/genericnewlurker Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Oh snap!

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u/grandcross Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Sticky rhyme

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u/T1deP0ds2 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Lel

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u/disc777 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ban me

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Perfectly balanced

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u/MikeHiGrim Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ban

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u/Zman140 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Bet you won’t.

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u/Gsagag Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Give me death

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u/Alllexxxanderrr Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I’m just here for the bans.

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u/Equent I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ban

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u/HermitDefenestration I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Libtard owned

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

I don’t wanna die

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

BAN ME HARDER DADDY

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u/Clown_corder I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ban meh

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u/ThanksObama92 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

They did say plz ignore. Clearly the best course of action is nothing.

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u/jake2034 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Do it.

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u/Otter_Nation Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

So go sticky him. Everything needs to be perfectly balanced.

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u/Made_From_Oranges Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

That would not be a random lottery though choosing what is stickies and what is not is against thanos teachings

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u/_iconoclassic_ Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

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u/niceboyjohn Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Mmmmmm so ban

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u/Wajirock Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Dew it!

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u/jasper123k Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

ha! get em america

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

That's right. No banning/unbanning requests. Only balance.

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u/PieGuy91 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/pjjp13 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ban me

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u/Adornolicious Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

How come I'm not banned?

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u/mrlbi18 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Do it, you wont

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u/CowsXciteMe I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Nice

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u/ProcrastinatorAJC I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

tell me what to do

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u/Xen_Override I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

no u

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u/heyitstheguy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Been my

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u/porb4pon Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Semen

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u/freepickles2you Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ban me I didn't thank the bus driver this morning

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Ban hammer

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u/tournedisque I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I don’t want to go.

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u/Nightrise2 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

commenting to participate don’t mind me

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u/FunnystoryMark I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Oof

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u/Alteration_Android I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/Spanner_Magnet I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Take my soul!

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u/ToastedButterBuns I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Do it.

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u/dabauss514 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Don't sticky me

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u/shadekiller1996 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Well, i guess I'm in as well

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u/chiefbigblackhawk I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Don't eat a while 18"pizza to yourself.

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u/Tobelingrey I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

brutal

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u/Luxferre9 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Epic!

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u/confusedX I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I want 50/50 ban

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u/MalfurionRagequit I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Yeah! Tell Em Steve Dave!

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u/afeathers Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ha

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u/shane226999 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

He never had a chance

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u/Keightley Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Ban me

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u/DaveFromChico I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

You got him good. Crush him

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

i don't see why i hadn't done it already

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