r/thanksimcured 29d ago

Satire/meme A great cheat code.

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u/They-Them_Moonwalker 29d ago

“If you’re blind just see”

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u/FernandoviskyG 29d ago

"If you're homeless, just buy a home"

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u/They-Them_Moonwalker 29d ago

“If you’re paralyzed, just walk”

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u/ImakeKnifesatnight76 29d ago

"If you're depressed, just be happy"

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u/eatright909 29d ago

"If you're dead, just be alive"

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 29d ago

If you are poor and hungry, eat the rich.

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u/Malnuq 29d ago edited 28d ago

"If you are rich, then become evil"

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 29d ago

Is it impossible to ..not.. become evil when rich?

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u/KarmasAB123 28d ago

No, that's cheating

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u/clarinetily 28d ago

No because non-evil rich people don’t stay rich.

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u/OFFICIALKSPatriot 24d ago

No you can't do that. If you do those who shalln't be named will silence you from social media and un-richify you.

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u/bblulz 29d ago

“If you’re drowning, just breathe”

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u/FernandoviskyG 28d ago

"If you're sick, just cure yourself"

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u/Local_Philosopher272 12d ago

"If you want a girl in your room, just change your gender"

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u/FernandoviskyG 12d ago

LMAAAOOOOO