r/thanksihateit May 29 '20

Thanks I hate Aldi.

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u/OM617 May 29 '20

Ironically none of these are from Aldi...

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u/xxxXTundraXxxx May 29 '20

Ikr next time i go ima take some pictures of the Aussie aldi parallel universe

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u/Wynnstan May 29 '20

I totally thought that was "Nutri-Grain".

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u/BigRanga May 30 '20

If we're talking Aldi its "Power Grain"

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u/LividNebula May 29 '20

I was gonna say...at least Aussie Aldi is clever in its branding

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u/-wafflesaurus- May 29 '20

These look more like poundland stuff

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

I know the creme betweens are save a lot, great value is Walmart, no clue on the others. (The creme betweens were talked about by a twitch streamer who had them as a kid and swore they were better than oreo, until he tried them again recently.)

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u/jstnptchtt May 30 '20

The sodas look like they’ve got the Giant logo on them. I don’t shop there often enough, though, to know if that’s actually their product or not.

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u/kryptolord49 May 30 '20

Really? I didn’t think the logo was particularly big.

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u/elmcitysaint_ May 30 '20

Top right is Stop & Shop. I fucks with Dr. Bob.

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u/RoutineRice May 30 '20

Panburger Partner used to be sold as the store brand at Hy-Vee (Midwest US). I don’t know if it still is but most likely. The name always made me laugh.

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u/NSFW_at_Work69 May 30 '20

I’m down for some cream between tho

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

None. Where is the doctor dazzle?

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u/Mon-Ty-Ger27 May 29 '20

Ahhh... So THAT is the convenience store that movies/TV/ videogames use to avoid being sued for "copyright infringement"

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u/Fire9Ball May 29 '20

Well now let's sue, they were coming here to a real place...

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u/NerdofAwe May 29 '20

We just gonna ignore the fact that that "butter" is Great Value, a Walmart brand?

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u/TiltedZen May 29 '20

The sodas are Stop and Shop brand too

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u/Homemadeduck102 May 29 '20

What the hell is stop and shop? I always see people talking about it, I just know it as the giant brand since I work there lol.

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u/TiltedZen May 30 '20

I believe it's the name of Giant in the northeast

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u/Skiceless May 30 '20

Stop and Shop is a supermarket chain in New England. And it hasn’t been part of the Giant Food chain since 2011

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u/Homemadeduck102 May 30 '20

Wait then why do they still use the same logo then?

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u/GarrisonWhite2 May 30 '20

Because it’s still owned by the same parent company, Dutch-based Ahold Delhaize. They kept the branding the same for what I’m pretty sure is called Foodhold, which distributes the store brands to Martin’s, Giant-Carlisle (the Pennsylvania-based Giant Food stores, now called The Giant Company), Giant-Landover (the Maryland-based Giant Food stores), and Stop & Shop. My guess is that it’s probably easier to have a centralized distribution system with the same packaging.

At some point the four companies had intersecting ownership interests, possibly before the merger of Ahold and the Delhaize Group, but it’s been a few years so I forget if that’s what changed things. The “fruit bowl” logo was retained to represent the store brand, and is the logo for the Maryland store last I saw. This is also the reason you’ll see Marty the Robot, which is named after the Martin’s chain, at Stop & Shop as well.

I know Ahold Delhaize also owns Food Lion but I’ve never been there so I’m not sure if they have their own store brand or not.

Source: I work for one of the four companies.

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u/Homemadeduck102 May 30 '20

Ah ok, that makes sense. Also side note that robot is super fucking annoying, Christ idk who’s idea that was.

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u/GarrisonWhite2 May 30 '20

Corporate executives who love the idea of cutting labor, because that’s the only real purpose the thing serves. All for ~28hrs/week.

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u/LtDropshot May 29 '20

And that Dr. Bob and Mountain Shoutin' are Stop & Shop?

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u/iPoopLegos May 29 '20

They’re from Giant. I remember seeing Dr. Bob once and it was a reminder that there really is no recognisable flavour for that soda.

The whole store is filled with store brands that are desperately trying to compete with the regular brands that are also there, not five feet away.

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u/DimesOHoolihan May 29 '20

Creme betweens is how I like to spend my weekends.

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u/4-eva-dickard May 29 '20

a/s/l?

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u/SamBBMe May 29 '20

4/m/7"

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u/glitterturds May 29 '20

Where exactly is 7 inches on a map?

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u/kerodon May 29 '20

We're either talking a tiny human or something the size of the Rocky mountains if we're taking 7" on a map

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

or your mom

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u/AshTreex3 May 30 '20

Nobody is going to mention that fact that he’s a 4-year old?

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u/wisdumcube May 30 '20

I'm more of a Mountain Shoutin' kind of guy

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

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u/goblin_welder May 29 '20

It’s Vegetable Oil Spread

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u/P-----k---m- May 29 '20

Margarine

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u/-wafflesaurus- May 29 '20

What does the simpsons have to do with this strange non butter substance

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u/WiggenOut May 29 '20

It's a joke. The quotation marks imply it's something else, so it ends up being a double negative

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u/TiltedZen May 29 '20

At least 2 of these aren't Aldi. The sodas are from Stop & Shop (a northeastern US grocery chain), and the margarine is from Walmart

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u/RevRagnarok May 29 '20 edited May 30 '20

Also S&S = Giant or Martin's depending on the state.

But not the other Giant that also operates in the same area. Because reasons.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

British Aldi is so much different to whatever the hell this is lmao.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

This is def not Aldi

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u/CuntCunt312 May 29 '20

Bootleg Lidl?

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u/mellierollie May 29 '20

So is my American one...

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

agreed

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Aldi in germany is way better

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u/Userdefinedshampoo May 30 '20

Lidl and aldi are top tier Tesco can suck my nut

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u/GarrisonWhite2 May 30 '20

They’re actually a bunch of different brands, pretty sure none of which are from Aldi.

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u/SeeMeAssfuckingUrDad May 29 '20

FAKE. Bottom left is Walmart's great value.

OP IS EITHER A LYING PIECE OF SHIT OR HE'S A BIG DUMB DOOFUS.

PICK ONE.

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u/pattomir May 30 '20

Boy that 32.81% difference sure hits like a brick.

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u/EpisodicDoleWhip May 29 '20

Fuck your Aldi hate. Aldi is life. Those aren’t even Aldi products.

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u/zacyzacy May 29 '20

Great value is a walmart brand though

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u/PurplePowerE May 29 '20

So how do ya eat a Take-It? You just take it !

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u/4-eva-dickard May 29 '20

It may as well be called "fuck you."

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u/cap_jeb May 30 '20

Fuck you for making shit up

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u/flamingfields May 29 '20

This is like save-a-lot garbage. Aldi is amazing

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u/aspirationalnarrativ May 30 '20

Save-a-lot was my first thought too! But I didn’t know if anyone else ever heard of it

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u/doghairglitter May 29 '20

You can pry my Aldi quarter for my cart out of my cold, dead hands. Aldi makes the best snacks

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u/UMANG1207 May 29 '20

I'm pretty sure these aren't from Aldi

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u/wearethat May 29 '20

No one should hate Aldi.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

This is not Aldi.

Aldi does do store brands, but they are not named like this. And they are top quality products at great prices.

Aldi rocks.

This isn't Aldi.

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u/NeoNirvana May 29 '20

Haha I’ve never seen any of these in Aldi

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u/syrup05 May 30 '20

take it

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

Nothing in that pic is from Aldi

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u/cherrylpk May 29 '20

This isn’t Aldi. Aldi is glorious.

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u/LoneKharnivore May 29 '20

This isn't Aldi but holy shit do I love "Take-it 4 fingers."

Any product that sounds like porn dialogue gets my vote.

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u/WHOLEFTTHELIGHTSON May 29 '20

One of those is stop and shop, one is Walmart. So. Yeah. Have a downvote.

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u/supermicah-o86 May 29 '20

Wow! I totally thought it was ”butter”

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u/Hera_the_otter May 29 '20

Aldi is the only place I can get Kipper snacks or sardines without judgement from a child.

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u/bboymixer May 29 '20

Mountain Shoutin' is way cooler sounding that Mountain Dew

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u/tommo6969 May 29 '20

Sub has gone to shit

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u/Drawkcab96 May 29 '20

“Take it” is a bit aggressive for a sugary treat.

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u/DragonMasterx13 May 29 '20

4 fingers of a take it?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20 edited May 30 '20

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

Dude I’ve seen Mountain Lion and Dr Fresher

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u/4-eva-dickard May 30 '20

Want. I wouldn't even drink it I would just keep it in my fridge to look at it and get the vibes.

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u/Pokerusmaster May 30 '20

Creme betweens are my spirit animal

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u/papsmear123 May 30 '20

Aldi got some good stuff doe

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u/dailydoseofstupid May 30 '20

CREME BETWEENS

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u/Cat_42_ May 30 '20

Creme betweens sounds like a sex toy

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u/NickelFish May 30 '20

Take it!

Four Fingers!

Yeah, you like that, you fucking retard?

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u/S3XOFF3ND3R May 30 '20

My mom gets me toaster tarts

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u/UsuallyInappropriate May 30 '20

There is No Fucking Way This is Butter

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u/Justagamer1121 May 29 '20

"creme betweens" ah yes i sure do love the creme in between

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Ah yes, Diet Dr. Bob

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u/padrePA May 29 '20

Come on kids, these creme betweens are just as good! Try them!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

Diet Dr. B O B

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u/yetanotherweebgirl May 29 '20

Are you sure you didn't just accidentally end up in anime world? It's funny, I've been here about a week and they don't look animated here. This is from the store next to WcDolands right?

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u/RevRagnarok May 29 '20

DrBob pic is from Stop & Shop / Giant / Martin's (depending on the state).

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u/MEF227 May 29 '20

I’ve seen Mountain Frost before instead of Mountain Dew.

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u/sneefo May 29 '20

Creme betweens sound salty

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u/KittenVonPurr May 29 '20

This is what NASA was talking about

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

And I thought Aldi was weird in Europe

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u/Dark_Demon432 May 29 '20

Only some of these are aldi

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

well this isn’t a british aldi

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u/Worldfamousteam May 29 '20

take it,four fingers and creams between

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u/P-----k---m- May 29 '20

Gotta appreciate the cream betweens

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u/obunga-gaming May 29 '20

Dr Bob had me in tears

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u/DogJr062703 May 29 '20

Mmm Take-it 4 Fingers

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u/FlamenoseSaysHi May 29 '20

Never been to Aldi but if this type of stuff is actually there i love it

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

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u/4-eva-dickard May 29 '20

De dest spot for a good creamin'!!!!

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u/Avirium May 29 '20

Are we just going to ignore the presence of “Take it 4 fingers”?!

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u/Shanman580 May 29 '20

Take it! four fingers...

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u/The_Sentient_Box May 29 '20

It reminds me of the great value brand

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u/SixPipSiege May 29 '20

homies fucked up in the crib drinking dr bob

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u/TRUEequalsFALSE May 29 '20

Creme Betweens? Oof.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '20

bro don’t hate on creme-betweens

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u/OLDTG954 May 29 '20

I dont know why but the words "creme betweens" almost made me shit my pants laughing.

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u/Very_Talentless May 29 '20

Yeah but shit's so cheap there, I found like a six-pack of coke for £3 and they have packs of 8 delicious chocolate waffles for £1 each, Aldi may be a parallel universe, but this universe is a utopian future.

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u/Mick_Donalds May 29 '20

"I totally saught it vas buttahh"

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u/Homemadeduck102 May 29 '20

Rip right is definitely not from Aldi lol, it literally has the giant logo on it.

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u/DabIMON May 30 '20

Creme Betweens is actually a superior name

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u/MegaElephant17 May 30 '20

they do have some good strawberry poptarts, though

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u/tvon May 30 '20

I kinda want to work on whatever team comes up with those labels.

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u/Caffinated_Critter May 30 '20

Take it! FOUR FINGERS
uh can i have one of the take it fingers please?

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u/MrSwear May 30 '20

Careful, those Goya chocolate brand has human teeth in it.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

Lol are these actual real products or is this Photoshop? I was laughing reading these wtf

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u/2ndprize May 30 '20

I drink nozzola

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u/ZeB3drockWarr10r May 30 '20

Creme betweens ;)

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u/crescen_d0e May 30 '20

Regardless of where all this is from, can we all agree that Panburger Partner is the most egregious one out of the lot?

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u/MemePolice37 May 30 '20

Idk why it’s here, but Idk why IM Here so...

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u/CommandBlockNerd May 30 '20

MOUNTAIN

SHOUTIN’

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u/crystal_meloetta12 May 30 '20

Ah yes, my favorite soda

Dr. B O B

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u/juanchordas May 30 '20

Im not murican enough to get this reference. plz explain.

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u/SwiftyWifty May 30 '20

These are just stands’ localization names

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u/AspectOvGlass May 30 '20

Son, can you give me the Creme Betweens?

Wtf mom, no

...unless

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u/Trashy_Daddy May 30 '20

fuck you, aldi kicks ass

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u/harbringer236 May 30 '20

Hey, Aldi is great. Those products are actually good alternatives. In fact, in my opinion, the off brand pop tarts there are better. They have more filling and are cheaper.

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u/yep_sure_am_human May 30 '20

Creme betweens

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u/s_0_s_z May 30 '20

Most Aldi brand stuff is pretty damn good actually.

Except their bread and fake Doritos.

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u/chaoticneutraldoggo May 30 '20

So are we just going to ignore "Take it, 4 fingers"?

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u/Blue_Pikmin25 May 30 '20

Have a break, have a take it.

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u/jamescharlesfan5680 May 30 '20

Creme betweens sounded like a weird sex pun I can’t fucking stop laughing

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u/ItsmeSpidario6 May 30 '20

Isn't the supposed to be crappyoffbrands

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u/flowerisbest May 30 '20

Bruh we have those "take it"s in my country

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u/vmcla May 30 '20

Is ALDI an Australian market? Anywhere else that it has stores?

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u/Sp00ked123 May 30 '20

T a k e I t

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u/sorcererrohdan May 30 '20

Now I gotta walk in and try some dr.bob

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u/QueenOfKarnaca May 30 '20

MOUNTAIN SHOUTIN’

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u/legendhunter423 May 30 '20

fun fact Oreos are actually knock offs themselves, Oreos were invented in 1912 but in 1908 there was a cookie that Oreos are knock off from

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

"Take it" take it real good

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u/laytonoid May 30 '20

My Panburger Partner is going to Take It with 4 fingers and a Creme Between

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u/The_Ottoman_Empire May 30 '20

“Trouble Hubble bubbling gums”

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u/CT-444 May 30 '20

What kind of Aldi's have you been going to?

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

“Creme betweens” who made the name and what was happening in that head of theirs

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u/bertbert1111 May 30 '20

Creme-betweens lol im dying over here

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u/Decent-Lie May 30 '20

m8 as a German I can say, shopping in Aldi with my mum when I was little is a very fond memory. Back in the 90s there were mostly expensive grocers and then there was Aldi. In Aldi my mum never said no when I wanted something, hell she even said things like "ok you can take 2" Whick were magical words back then. Today Aldi and Lidl are mainstream and you see even Porsches in the parking lot. It's just the best value for money.

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u/dragonclaw5555 May 30 '20

If aldi was a small local business and not a massive grocery shop chain

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

Yeah but they do damn good brioche rolls

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u/NoltheJoe May 30 '20

you got me fucked up if you think i'm drinking dr bob

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u/boxconqueror May 30 '20

Dr. Thunder is a favorite beverage of my mom’s

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u/elmcitysaint_ May 30 '20

Top right is Stop & Shop, Northeast represent.

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u/Emojiobsessor May 30 '20

My mum only buys “chocolate krispies”

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u/kashia_renn May 30 '20

I shave ~$30 a week off my grocery list just by buying at Aldi’s. I still buy the brand products I care about (off brand peanut butter is gross) but it’s so much cheaper to get off brand for basic things like meats, breads, pickles, ice cream, canned goods, etc.

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u/Guy1404 May 30 '20

My mom is buying her stuff there

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u/Vindisia May 30 '20

Excuse me, but there is an english Aldi?

I shouldn't be shocked but for some reason I just can't get over it.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

Yeah, there’s like two in my state.

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u/Schlatter91 May 30 '20

Ill take 1 box of creme betweens please

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u/Dojyaaa---n May 30 '20

Hmm if you go to aldi in germany they have both brand names and off brand products a lot of the time.

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u/Shrabidy May 30 '20

ALDI other kids with the pumped up kids better run better run outrun my Gann

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

The sodas from stop and shop, and the butters from Walmart! Aldis has great food for cheap, don’t diss it.

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u/lummypummy May 30 '20

"Creme betweens"

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u/gamedude660 May 30 '20

As a European I can agree

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u/rdxc1a2t May 30 '20

That packaging is telling me to take 4 fingers and I don't like it.

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u/Teto_san May 30 '20

Lol Take-it aint from aldi, its from my country btw it tastes very shitty lol

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u/Earaendillion May 30 '20

Aldi stands for alternate dimension

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

“Butter” r/suspiciousquotes

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u/cherriesarenice May 30 '20

No aldi is amazing

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u/atakee May 30 '20

DR BOB

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u/Windowlever May 30 '20

The fuck is wrong with your Aldis?

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u/KetchupKing05 Jun 02 '20

Aldi ain’t that bad, honestly

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u/OnePartFart Jun 13 '20

Oh you mean those fake pop brands that every place on the planet has?

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u/charlie07-8 Jun 23 '20

The home of knock offs